Hi this is GOD, and i have a bone to pick with you!!!

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ZenGecko
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Hi this is GOD, and i have a bone to pick with you!!!

#2576935 - 04/19/04 06:55 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

First, stop doing stupid shit and claiming its in my name, like jihads and crap like that. Yes i god wish u to kill your fellow man to glorify me!!! Are you fucking retarted? no your not, i know cause i made you, so stop being such a damn disappointment. Oh but if u are one of the retards, then never mind, i work in mysterious ways. *Cough* BULLSHIT! *Cough*

2. Those of you who have blind faith in me, and let this blind faith motivate you to do more retarted things, Keep it! i dont want it!!!

3. Those of you who believe in my existance, thanks its appreciated, but stop claiming to really know anything about me. You dont know shit, you believe all sorts of things, and most of that is shit too. At best this is what u know...."God is the creative and possibly maintainive force behind existance as we know it". Stop saying im perfect, or omnipotent, and other such nonesense, you dont even know what those words mean, and u dont understand the implications they have on my supposed nature.

4. Those of you who think science doesnt have anything important to say about the nature of things.... your stupid. Why in the hell would i create a universe that can be described by math. No you dont have all the answers yet, and maybe u never will, frankly i havent decided yet, but you've got some damn good approximations so dont be afraid to use them, and have a little faith in them.

5. Above all, especially given #4, dont you think its safe to assume i'm a fairly logical entity? No you dont know for sure, but its a pretty safe bet.

6. Judge not...your to stupid, so dont do it, leave it to me please.

7. Oh ya this kinda goes hand in hand with #2, if your going to have faith in something, someone, me, whatever. Have a good reason for it, know why you do, base it in some kind of logic, or on some facts or something please. Ya ya is there such things as facts? hmmm i'm not going to tell you, you'd probably just do something stupid with that information. Seriously though, stop believing something just because thats how you'd like it to be, when in reality thats the only reason to believe it at all.

8. The bible is a good book, lots of good ideas. Maybe its my word maybe even if it is, the guys who wrote it down changed a bunch of shit around or left parts out, or added stuff because you all are some arrogant sons of bitches, and thats just the kinda thing u would do, so take it all with a grain of salt, and stop acting as if it were the gospel truth, pardon the pun.

9. I appreciate all the effort you all put into your little rituals and stuff, and these pretty buildings u make for me, but really just go fishing, enjoy nature... or be kind to your neighbor and we'll call it even.

10. ok this really isnt a rant, but i just wanted to take a moment to apologize for creating Cats, i know i fucked up. I'm sorry, maybe good and evil are just conceptions, more of your silly value judgments, but if evil is real, Cats would be evil, so again...Im sorry.

11. There is no black and white...only grey...a shit load of grey, in infinite shades.

12.Buddha, Jesus, and all the others like them were pretty cool, had some good ideas, but stop twisting their shit all different ways, and really maybe you shouldnt take them to literally, find your own way, and stay the hell outta mine.

13. Ah i could go on and on, well actually i couldnt since i dont have free will, i may think i can go on and on, but really what i do, is the only thing i could have done, and guess what, you got the same deal. You effect me, i effect you, thats the system. Eveything has a cause, every cause is an effect, and every effect is inturn also a cause in itself. Thats the way it is. It is the way it had to be, deal with it. So all that shit i said above, dont sweat it to much, you cant help it, i cant help it, its all unfolding how it must. Or maybe there are no causes, no effects, and all this is just an illusion, and in reality everything just IS, no time, no motion, no causality, things are completely different then how you think, and you cant begin to imagine the truth of it all, so your left with the closest thing to truth you can hope to find, and that is simply "the only thing that is certain, is uncertainy" Damn did i spell that right? eh, i'm god, what do i care. Oh and If you didnt catch on by now, here ends the post, and it was good.

Sincerely,
That which is, and has no choice but to be. Ya i ripped this sig off from my buddy Zengecko, i also stole his username and password to post on here, cause i dont have my own computer, except in the sense that all computers are mine if u wanna get technical...but anyways i'm ramblin, Peace.

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