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 urine shelf life 
#2570554 - 04/17/04 09:18 AM (20 years, 4 days ago) |
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Say I had some clean urine in an air tight container, kept it at the right temp. constantly. How long would it stay good for?? Would there be any way they would know it as old? I get piss test at my house from my P.O. Thankx.
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: MNS]
#2570699 - 04/17/04 10:41 AM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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Yes the best way to tell if it is old is to taste it..if it is flat then its no good..YOUR PISS HAS EXPIRED
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: MNS]
#2570713 - 04/17/04 10:51 AM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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If you are on piss tests than you should not be doing drugs.
mj
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Krishna
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What he said ^^^^^^^^^^
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hairs
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: Krishna]
#2571635 - 04/17/04 05:11 PM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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but if you are.... then keep the urine in the fridge, then an hour before the test microwave it up to temperature, and put it on your balls somehow.
Very risky, and hard to keep at right temp.
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: hairs]
#2571694 - 04/17/04 05:31 PM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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I know a few people wh do urine checks for P.O.s They watch and are trained to make sure you are not pouring someone elses pee or your clean pee intot he vials.
My wife did that job at a methadone center for a year through work study for the Seattle Comm. Col.
She said itr was the most disgusting job she ever had.
It was her job to make sure the female clients on methadone peed into the medicine cups and not sewitch with hidden bottles of pee under their clothes.
One girl once offerer her 200.00 to let her slide . But she did not do it.
mj
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whiterabbit13
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That is not one of my top choices for a new job.
If you need any information about urine preservation i bet that erowid has some info on it.
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urine preservation.. hmmm.. learn something new everyday 
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Arrakis
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: MNS]
#2572708 - 04/18/04 12:19 AM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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One can make powdered urine easily. I haven't tried it yet, but I'll bet that it works. Piss in a glass bottle, and then pour it into a GLASS baking pan. Allow it to evaporate (I would advise you to evaporate it as quickly as possible), and there should be a powder left in the glass pan. Scoop it up, and set it aside. When you're ready to use it add warm water. This is the basic process; look it up for more detailed instructions.
My brother has great success with the glue bottle method. Get a clean (no drugs) urine sample from a friend. Put it in an empty "Elmers Glue" bottle, and duct tape it to your inner thigh. The close proximity to the body keeps it warm, and the design of the Elmers Glue bottle fits one's thigh well. He's done this successfully about 5-8 times. 
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mjshroomer
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: Arrakis]
#2573347 - 04/18/04 08:12 AM (20 years, 3 days ago) |
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I bought some powdered water once but i was uncertain as to what to put in it.
mj
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Krishna
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powdered water....
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Re: urine shelf life [Re: MNS]
#2579402 - 04/19/04 07:25 PM (20 years, 1 day ago) |
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lol pretty sure I wouldn't be doing drugs, unless of course you like prison......
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