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Hey Pube... * 1
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In the spirit of pubicity.. And Christmassy spirit .... Lets all admit something.  Something deep and personal. Share people....


It bothers me that Flowie won't talk to me anymore.


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Texas Honey Badger said:
I went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo when I was in my early ‘30s
There was a bunch of trannys even way back then
I paid probably $20 but I was so drunk I couldn’t get a hard on:faded:
-Whenever you hear 5 blasts from the emergency horn that’s the signal for a 30 minute buttfucking break-      Fiery said:
I wish I was a young sexy woman so I could have awesome sexy adventures all the time[/quote]
split_by_nine said:
i did the man bun.[/quote]
1234go said:
I don't have a dog. I can't stand em...They're needy animals for needy people.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb] * 1
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One time my friend and I were fucking this girl. But I wasn’t into it so I stepped out. Went back to drinking. They finished and went to sleep, I came back and woke her up to fuck.  We ended up fucking on the floor and I put her face in a cat box. My friend had thrown up in that cat box. Some of the grossest sex I’ve ever had.

I don’t know if that story has any value but it’s a personal story I love to share.


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb] * 2
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I've been enjoying spending more time away from this place, working towards healthy balance, and practising discipline in all aspects of my life of late.

Major boost in happiness levels. Hella namaste 420 next level shit. Feel amazing. Good time of year. Etc.

Sending love to you all, you degenerate druggy scumbags.

(family)


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
One time my friend and I were fucking this girl. But I wasn’t into it so I stepped out. Went back to drinking. They finished and went to sleep, I came back and woke her up to fuck.  We ended up fucking on the floor and I put her face in a cat box. My friend had thrown up in that cat box. Some of the grossest sex I’ve ever had.

I don’t know if that story has any value but it’s a personal story I love to share.



I'd like you to share it in a courtroom. Sounds like you're a piece of shit scumbag admitting to raping a woman who was obviously too far out of it to give consent you cunt.


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whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows...
it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: deucedbi9]
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No lol. Consent was had. I assure you. She doesn’t drink


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


Edited by King Klick (12/25/18 08:52 AM)

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: King Klick] * 1
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Just because you don’t have weird sex doesn’t mean other people don’t. :sexymeow:

We had a good time. Fucked on top of my friend who was pretending to sleep. I finished, he “woke up” took a second turn. You are way out of line with your comment. That very much offends me as I am always very adamant about explicit consent


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: King Klick] * 1
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My confession is, I’m not sure about what “reality” is anymore or whether there really even is or ever was one.  I think maybe for this entire fucking time, I’ve mistaken something as concrete when all it really was, was just a few consistencies that held solid for a brief yet slightly longer period of time than the other things.

Moreso than even that I think those brief glimpses I’ve received of what possibly is are starting to take more stock in the what is that is this experience.  It is here the whole fuckin time, but I got side tracked and forgot to remember to see it daily.

Shit’s confusing, I think I’m so dull that outside of these glimpses, I don’t even realize how profound this moment and being alive actually are or come anywhere near understanding the implications of finding myself in this situation, suspended in fucking life dude.... do you see what I see?

So needless to say I essentially live in a perpetual panic attack..:awegroove::crankey:


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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Amanita86]
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i have anxiety about the future and claustrophobia :frown:


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The Game Camera-angled for usage of paranoia. how it is, to be, stalked.  :mushroom2:
Snorlax iz Beast
Restless legs are chill :sun:
they get high off you
don't regret the banning :cool:
somatic delusions are fake, make it real

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Deadp1xel]
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I feel you, it’s such a drag in that it sucks all the chance for fun out.  I’m always expecting some terrible thing is right around the corner so going out is all just about getting back whole, everyone and all their fingers and toes that’s all that matters.

What kind of things start your worring, is it uncertainty or something specific etc?


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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: King Klick]
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Good God.... What type of women do you know? She is already fucking both of you.... Then you put her face in a shitbox with your partners blown groceries?
I don't think I could put my dick in something that Skanky.

Amanita86...  WTf Man?  Are smoking something?

After me and my Ex broke up I was on a self destruct mission.  I started smoking crack... I would get so spooked on that shit it was unreal.  I would take a blast and get stuck...  There were some woods across the street from my house , I had a camp set up in it.  I'd go to the camp with a quarter oz of crack... Take a hit and immediately I'd think the cops were in the woods looking for me. I'd be stuck in the woods for days. Until I ran out and came down.
Dark times.... The shadow people forever haunted me.

Finally I wised up and realized I was spending my money just to be miserable.


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Texas Honey Badger said:
I went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo when I was in my early ‘30s
There was a bunch of trannys even way back then
I paid probably $20 but I was so drunk I couldn’t get a hard on:faded:
-Whenever you hear 5 blasts from the emergency horn that’s the signal for a 30 minute buttfucking break-      Fiery said:
I wish I was a young sexy woman so I could have awesome sexy adventures all the time[/quote]
split_by_nine said:
i did the man bun.[/quote]
1234go said:
I don't have a dog. I can't stand em...They're needy animals for needy people.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb]
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No, no crack.  Right around when I was 16 one of ‘the group’ had a crack dealer move in across the street, so we all smoked a few 20’s over the months but I was done with it right about the exact same time I tried it.  I got no revelations and even as a stim high I’d rather just snort blow.  All it does (for me) is make me want more... I might as well just light money on fire and drink poison.

Anyways I took a look around at who had become the ‘new faces’ and bailed on all that.  There was one dude so strung out he sold his car for crack and didn’t realize until afterward he had no way to go get it..  The weird thing is I still get a little charge when I see a big bag of CRACK!!:crankey: on Cops.. :cokeitch:


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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Amanita86]
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For a good while , when ever I rode past a spot I used to score or smoke... My stomache would turn and I felt like I had to shit. I am talking a cple of years for that feeling to go away.  It's probably been about 13 years now since I quit.  There isn't that many crack dealers any more. Shit used to be everywhere.  A lot of people went to Heroin or Meth.
  Personally I can't stand any kind of stimulant..  I got about half a year off of the H.  Now if I could quit drinking I'd be in good shape.


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Texas Honey Badger said:
I went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo when I was in my early ‘30s
There was a bunch of trannys even way back then
I paid probably $20 but I was so drunk I couldn’t get a hard on:faded:
-Whenever you hear 5 blasts from the emergency horn that’s the signal for a 30 minute buttfucking break-      Fiery said:
I wish I was a young sexy woman so I could have awesome sexy adventures all the time[/quote]
split_by_nine said:
i did the man bun.[/quote]
1234go said:
I don't have a dog. I can't stand em...They're needy animals for needy people.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb]
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Ive been flying my drone despite this



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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: koods] * 1
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How close do you fly the drone next to an airport?


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Life. 2008

Ascension Energy | UFOs | 2021

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: PumpJackTeX] * 1
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I’m no where near an airport. It considers a helipad an airport apparently. The reason it says I can’t fly is because I’m inside the 15 mile radius no fly zone around dc. You can’t fly drones anywhere in DC and the inner suburbs.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Amanita86] * 1
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Amanita86 said:
My confession is, I’m not sure about what “reality” is anymore or whether there really even is or ever was one.  I think maybe for this entire fucking time, I’ve mistaken something as concrete when all it really was, was just a few consistencies that held solid for a brief yet slightly longer period of time than the other things.

Moreso than even that I think those brief glimpses I’ve received of what possibly is are starting to take more stock in the what is that is this experience.  It is here the whole fuckin time, but I got side tracked and forgot to remember to see it daily.

Shit’s confusing, I think I’m so dull that outside of these glimpses, I don’t even realize how profound this moment and being alive actually are or come anywhere near understanding the implications of finding myself in this situation, suspended in fucking life dude.... do you see what I see?

So needless to say I essentially live in a perpetual panic attack..:awegroove::crankey:


me 2 bro

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb] * 1
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One time I had to pull a turd out of my ass by hand and shit has never been the same since.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
One time I had to pull a turd out of my ass by hand and shit has never been the same since.


Damn bro I feel your pain

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
One time I had to pull a turd out of my ass by hand and shit has never been the same since.


Back when I was on methadone... I had a really bad experience.  Actually it has happened 3 times.

The first one was after Katrina... I had been living on MREs... I had run out of the better meals and was down to eating peanutbutter on that dry ass bread.
    It clogged me up so bad... I had went about a week with out shitting. I started getting these stabbing pains... Like someone was digging in my belly with an icepick.
    I was desperate to make a BM. I sat and sat and sat...  Pushing as hard as I could....
Breathe brother..... Breathe.... I kept telling myself...

  The stabbing pain kept growing worse. They were coming every 4 or 3 minutes....

Breathe.... Push.... Breathe... Push....

Still not coming....  OMG... I am going to die... I thought.. On a fucking toilet in a crack house... My ass is going to explode and that's the end of Urb...

I finally reached a point of desperation...

It was right there... The head was crowning... It just couldn't make it out the hole. 

Breathe.... Push.... Breathe...push... No go.

Fuck it.... I thought.... The pain is too intense....

Then I..... Then I......


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Texas Honey Badger said:
I went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo when I was in my early ‘30s
There was a bunch of trannys even way back then
I paid probably $20 but I was so drunk I couldn’t get a hard on:faded:
-Whenever you hear 5 blasts from the emergency horn that’s the signal for a 30 minute buttfucking break-      Fiery said:
I wish I was a young sexy woman so I could have awesome sexy adventures all the time[/quote]
split_by_nine said:
i did the man bun.[/quote]
1234go said:
I don't have a dog. I can't stand em...They're needy animals for needy people.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
My confession is, I’m not sure about what “reality” is anymore or whether there really even is or ever was one.  I think maybe for this entire fucking time, I’ve mistaken something as concrete when all it really was, was just a few consistencies that held solid for a brief yet slightly longer period of time than the other things.

Moreso than even that I think those brief glimpses I’ve received of what possibly is are starting to take more stock in the what is that is this experience.  It is here the whole fuckin time, but I got side tracked and forgot to remember to see it daily.

Shit’s confusing, I think I’m so dull that outside of these glimpses, I don’t even realize how profound this moment and being alive actually are or come anywhere near understanding the implications of finding myself in this situation, suspended in fucking life dude.... do you see what I see?

So needless to say I essentially live in a perpetual panic attack..:awegroove::crankey:


pretty spot on.  the brain is always trying to keep the program we know as "life" running and will do everything in its power to ensure the program isn't halted or ended.  at times it seems it would rather let us die than let the program come to an end while still conscious.

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Re: Hey Pube... [Re: Urb]
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I too have been impaled by my own poop. But got my mum to go to the pharmacist and get me an enema tube thing to squirt up my was and then it passed naturally but holy shit

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