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Why do gay guys catfish straight men?
    #25680145 - 12/15/18 05:17 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

So I get on the meetme app and see a private profile that has a picture of a building from my college on it. Im like "that looks like (My college)" and she's like "it is you dork" and then she starts calling me daddy. Then we start talking about tripping and she says she wants to trip with me and fuck. Then she sends me an ass pic in a thong. The ass looked pretty small and didn't turn me on but I thought, hey at least its a chick.  Then I took a dick pic and sent it and then asked for a face pic.

"Im sorry to tell you this but Im not a girl, I give some fire head though"

:mad2::sad::sad::sad::mad2::sad::sad::sad::mad2::sad::sad::sad::mad2::sad::sad::sad:

Why do these fucking gay people like to mess with straight guys. I don't get it. They got their own dating websites. Are other fags not good enough for them? Why do they gotta make accounts posing as female and fuck up peoples day.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook]
    #25680153 - 12/15/18 05:49 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

So was it HIS girly ass you jacked off to?

:lol:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Morgenstern]
    #25680154 - 12/15/18 05:50 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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So was it HIS girly ass you jacked off to?

:lol:



Na I imagined a chick in missionary position (which means the ass was hidden) in the imagination I was fapping to.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook] * 1
    #25680162 - 12/15/18 06:02 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

What ever makes you feel less gay for showing a dude your dick and jacking off all over his ass


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa] * 4
    #25680170 - 12/15/18 06:10 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

we warned you shrooms made you gay. you didnt listen. YOU DIDNT LISTEN.

:lol:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook]
    #25680175 - 12/15/18 06:13 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Let's grab a drink while we discuss it over a beer.




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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #25680179 - 12/15/18 06:16 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
What ever makes you feel less gay for showing a dude your dick and jacking off all over his ass




:whathesaid:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Psion]
    #25680182 - 12/15/18 06:20 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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we warned you shrooms made you gay. you didnt listen. YOU DIDNT LISTEN.

:lol:



when I was fapping I was imagining a GIRL. Not a dude. And the ass didn't turn me on at all. When I saw it I was like "eww" and disregarded it as a skinny girl with no ass. Since Im so desperate for pussy I didn't really think about it until it was too late.

And just because you're gay doesn't mean everybody else is. Even if they take mushrooms.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook] * 1
    #25680189 - 12/15/18 06:28 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

whatever dude. you clearly just like guys with big muscular asses then and are in denial. :lol: once you embrace what you are you'll probably lose all those issues you've been having almost overnight.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Psion]
    #25680194 - 12/15/18 06:33 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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whatever dude. you clearly just like guys with big muscular asses then and are in denial. :lol: once you embrace what you are you'll probably lose all those issues you've been having almost overnight.




:laugh2:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: XnMe]
    #25680200 - 12/15/18 06:39 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Man... you guys are a bunch of assholes. I share this in confidence and then just get called gay when I'm not and its so fucked up. This community has been very helpful through tough times but now yall are just turning on me.

I was just looking for a simple answer on why gay people do this shit just to get trolled by gay people on here.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook] * 4
    #25680204 - 12/15/18 06:42 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

that's because there isn't a simple answer. you're applying the question to an entire subset of people. there's no gay conspiracy, no gay mafia that sends you a free toaster in the mail for joining their membership. asshole people do asshole things for various asshole reasons, and it's hardly limited to straight guys being catfished by gay ones. hell, even the reverse happens on occasion. :lol:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: XnMe]
    #25680208 - 12/15/18 06:47 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Same reason guys go after unobtainable girls, if you don't take a crack at it you'll never know. It would be roughly equivalent
to you talking a hot lesbian into bed, appealing yes? I wouldn't stress over it, no harm done, the lesson here would be don't
jerk it to partial pics from rando's.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook]
    #25680210 - 12/15/18 06:49 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

shit happens thats the answer


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Psion]
    #25680211 - 12/15/18 06:51 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Psion said:
there's no gay conspiracy, no gay mafia that sends you a free toaster in the mail for joining their membership.




OH YES THERE IS
I know for a fact that yall gays have a secret society and are trying to take over the world and end the reproduction of the human species. What this guy was doing was just your footwork. And then once u convert all the straight people, ur gona kill off all the wamin.

"Gay acceptence" all over the media. Gay dating website ads on snapchat. I know what you're doing. Your trying to infiltrate the subconscious first. Then use your footsoldiers to activate the implanted, subconscious virus.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: CapnCook]
    #25680214 - 12/15/18 06:52 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

They catfish probably for that low chance that the straight guy on the other end actually goes along with it. In this instance, he failed.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Boxer]
    #25680215 - 12/15/18 06:52 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Same reason guys go after unobtainable girls, if you don't take a crack at it you'll never know. It would be roughly equivalent
to you talking a hot lesbian into bed, appealing yes? I wouldn't stress over it, no harm done, the lesson here would be don't
jerk it to partial pics from rando's.



Thank you! an actual rational response


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25680245 - 12/15/18 07:20 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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They catfish probably for that low chance that the straight guy on the other end actually goes along with it. In this instance, he failed.




Guy got a dick pick and had someone jack it over the pic he sent of his own ass. Some would consider that a succes :shrug:


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #25680248 - 12/15/18 07:24 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Guy got a dick pick and had someone jack it over the pic he sent of his own ass. Some would consider that a succes :shrug:



the ass was so unappealing I opened pornhub.


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Re: Why do gay guys catfish straight men? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #25680252 - 12/15/18 07:29 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

That dude probably felt pretty psyched at the end :lol:


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