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Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like?
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Order things like the Sahara Glowing Heart Cocktail.  Death in the Gulf Stream.  Buddha’s Blood.  Mallingholm Swizzles, then mock them for their lack of knowledge of such drinks. 

(They are all made up by the way).  Quite creative names though, especially the first one.  YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING SAHARA GLOWING HEART?  Lol.


I got kicked out for playing Ween's Banana and Blow.  Stuck in my Catina, living on Banana's and Blow.  She actually interrupted me when the part came up in the song of locking oneself if the bathroom stall and doing coke.  It's a joke.  Ween is mostly just fun and joke songs.  Why do some people take so much offense at song lyrics, like it is the 50's or something.  Or when they first made parental advisory stickers mandatory when buying CD's way back when?  Whatever.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby] * 4
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As a career bartender, problem drinkers such even when they are in good spirits. Nothing is worse then someone oblivious to their real appearance and actions other then when they set their glazed over lust filled eyes on you rather then the bottle. 

Good luck with your drinking problem and the rule of thumb with drinks is if you don't know what is in it then why should I? Meaning a real tender can construct drinks based off of the ingredients,  no one knows what some house speciality drink is from your hometown.


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby] * 1
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I was in the rest/bar biz for 34 years and you are why bartenders and waiter hate their jobs at times! YOU fucking suck as a patron to be doing this kind of vindictive passive aggressive childish bullshit you fucking asshole!  Not to mention people have phones now and they could easily look up a drink recipe. You obviously have never worked in the service industry before and have no idea how people like you make that job difficult. WHY?


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 3
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I’ll ocassionlly give handmade jewlerry to this older sexy black bartender in hopes of her being bored one night and things taking off from there


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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LUST FIllED EYES!  All drinkers lust right?  You seem like a shitty bartender as well.  Most work hard and want to dance and have fun.  Are not insulted by song lyrics on the juke box. 

Fuck off.  But you are a bartender and see people sober through different eyes and project things on to them.  What bullshit.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby]
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want to fuck with a man on heart medicine?  put vinegar in his liquor!


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: theRealrollforever]
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OP= typical shit human.
You won’t be missed.

For the record I’ve never worked in the restaurant or bar industry.


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: pinedownpioneer]
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And this is why I drink whiskey


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby]
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I've always liked the old timers, not corporate whores.  The ones that actually own the bar, treat people with respect, and are just interesting people.  Dying breed.

Don't even want to read the replies.  Most are M's prick bartenders with aggrandized egos.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby]
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Barnaby said:
Order things like the Sahara Glowing Heart Cocktail.  Death in the Gulf Stream.  Buddha’s Blood.  Mallingholm Swizzles, then mock them for their lack of knowledge of such drinks. 

(They are all made up by the way).  Quite creative names though, especially the first one.  YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING SAHARA GLOWING HEART?  Lol.


I got kicked out for playing Ween's Banana and Blow.  Stuck in my Catina, living on Banana's and Blow.  She actually interrupted me when the part came up in the song of locking oneself if the bathroom stall and doing coke.  It's a joke.  Ween is mostly just fun and joke songs.  Why do some people take so much offense at song lyrics, like it is the 50's or something.  Or when they first made parental advisory stickers mandatory when buying CD's way back when?  Whatever.


This is pretty pathetic sounding like a pretentious douche doesn't make you win it just waste both your time. While making an ass out of yourself


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby]
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Barnaby said:
Order things like the Sahara Glowing Heart Cocktail.  Death in the Gulf Stream.  Buddha’s Blood.  Mallingholm Swizzles, then mock them for their lack of knowledge of such drinks.


Sounds like a good way to make everybody in the bar hate you, regardless of whether or not they tell you to leave on account of you trying to pick fights with the staff.

If there's a bartender who you don't like then grow the fuck up and drink your beer.  Also, aren't you like nineteen?

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: chibiabos]
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Bartender s r mostly a buncha  thieves


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: 5150]
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You have to get some compensation for the job. Just don't spill too much and never steal money. I was bartender in New Orleans for a year back in 2001. I'll NEVER do that again, but I'm glad I did in hindsight (sort of, it was quite the ride). Talk about thieves, sheeesh! That whole fucking city is on the take, including the mayor!


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: 5150]
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5150 said:
Bartender s r mostly a buncha  thieves


Mostly they serve drinks, in my experience.  Sometimes they give me free fernet.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Barnaby]
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I don't know which bars you go to but if someone pulled that shit, most bartenders, waiters, and clients would look at them with pity and mockery. Like the way people look at a sad drunk who's had a few too many. In short, you'd make a fool of yourself.


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Angel Dust] * 5
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In the OP, he says he got kicked out of the bar for playing a Ween song.  That might be how it happened in his mind, but I can pretty much guarantee that he got kicked out for being a douchebag.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
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Burke Dennings said:
In the OP, he says he got kicked out of the bar for playing a Ween song.  That might be how it happened in his mind, but I can pretty much guarantee that he got kicked out for being a douchebag.


He probably got kicked out because he was annoying everybody and then got all petty-sociopath on the staff when they told him to behave.

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: chibiabos] * 5
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After being ejected from the Bar, he conspired a petty plot to get revenge on the bartender. Too chicken shit to go though with it he came here hoping we'd validate his feelings of being wronged and then tell him how hilarious he is. :rolleyes:

I can see where this is going.

Vexed out, OP leaves and goes to Myctopia and cusses out The Shroomery and it's pathetic members, only to be told by those at Myctopia that they're not there to encourage cross-site wars.

Shitty that even those at Myctopia won't listen to his troubles, OP leaves for the nearest bar to drink away his sorrows. After having a few, OP becomes troublesome. OP is quickly banned from another bar. The next day OP signs up to bluelight... repeat...


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
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Ween is awful.  I would have kicked his ass out too.

Edit:it isn't near as much fun to say that without California around.

Edited by ballsalsa (12/07/18 07:39 PM)

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: ballsalsa]
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i once created a bars countertop out of wood at a shop. :tongue2:


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Deadp1xel]
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i'd like to see OP try that shit with this bartender :crankey:





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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: Magenta]
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Magenta said:
After being ejected from the Bar, he conspired a petty plot to get revenge on the bartender. Too chicken shit to go though with it he came here hoping we'd validate his feelings of being wronged and then tell him how hilarious he is. :rolleyes:

I can see where this is going.

Vexed out, OP leaves and goes to Myctopia and cusses out The Shroomery and it's pathetic members, only to be told by those at Myctopia that they're not there to encourage cross-site wars.

Shitty that even those at Myctopia won't listen to his troubles, OP leaves for the nearest bar to drink away his sorrows. After having a few, OP becomes troublesome. OP is quickly banned from another bar. The next day OP signs up to bluelight... repeat...


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said:
Ween is awful.  I would have kicked his ass out too.

Edit:it isn't near as much fun to say that without California around.


what ever happened to that dude? also, ween is amazing!


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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: wrestler_az]
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How about just going to a different bar instead of being a drunken jackass to someone trying to make a living?

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Re: Want to really fuck with a bartender you don't like? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Because Barnaby is a complete jackass.

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