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InvisibleFiery
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The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships.
    #25647566 - 11/29/18 10:05 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

ENTRIES CAN INCLUDE PICTURES, POEMS, BODY PARTS, ART , WHATEVS>

I know we have more men than women, and also lots of gay people . So this is the 2018 championship for moast sexay Shroomerite of the Pub 2018.


I also know that looks matter for shit, and most really really, ridiculously looking good people are most likely not really really good people. But some of us are sexay as fukk inside, outside, and halfway inbetween.


So let your vanity shine!

Results will be settled no later than December 30th. I will be appointing a board of 3 mods and 2 Admins to make the final vote.

Here's my entry.




This is a picture of Priz#1, Me, and two other Anon Shroomerites. We be kicken ass.


Post entries below and we will be announcing winners be 2019! WOOT!


I vote for myself BTW.


Edited by Fiery (11/29/18 10:22 PM)


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery]
    #25647573 - 11/29/18 10:08 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

I’m a very private person, I prefer not to post...:smilingpuppy:


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Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Amanita86]
    #25647578 - 11/29/18 10:09 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
I’m a very private person, I prefer not to post...:smilingpuppy:




entries can include fingers, balls, private parts, elbows, or even tongues.


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InvisibleSARAtonin
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #25647588 - 11/29/18 10:17 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

What about a poem? :sherlock:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #25647590 - 11/29/18 10:18 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody better taint this thread with their taint. :crankey:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: sui] * 1
    #25647591 - 11/29/18 10:19 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Okay, post your taint, it's fine.


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25647592 - 11/29/18 10:21 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
What about a poem? :sherlock:





Yes that counts too.


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 5
    #25647651 - 11/29/18 11:18 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

A mini story I just wrote for this thread, this is my submission!

I'am but a fish.
yet I swim slower than all the rest.
Its always been this way, all my life.
I do not know why I swim so slow.
While they swim so much faster.
But suddenly I feel a rush.
A burst of energy it seems.
Suddenly I find myself swimming much faster than my brothers and sisters.
What joy! Is this what they've always felt?
This normalcy they've always lived in.
This is something else entirely.
Suddenly I feel my body being thrown.
I lose control, my body being contorted.
In ways I've have never felt before.
What is this sensation radiating throughout my bones?
Finally I see pieces of myself floating in front of me and my body slowing down.
My brothers and sisters are now so far away.
I have stopped and to my horror my body is gone, in pieces.
Twas being consumed by a creature far larger than me.
I see now what the rush was, that burst of magnificent energy.
This is my end.
But at least for a brief moment I felt true speed.

FIN


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 3
    #25647652 - 11/29/18 11:18 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)



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InvisibleSARAtonin
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Straight Mush] * 1
    #25647662 - 11/29/18 11:34 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.


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God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25647665 - 11/29/18 11:38 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

So lame I could win this thing when I'm forty... too bad I'm passing down degenerative genes and couch lock.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #25647691 - 11/30/18 12:11 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
A mini story I just wrote for this thread, this is my submission!

I'am but a fish.
yet I swim slower than all the rest.
Its always been this way, all my life.
I do not know why I swim so slow.
While they swim so much faster.
But suddenly I feel a rush.
A burst of energy it seems.
Suddenly I find myself swimming much faster than my brothers and sisters.
What joy! Is this what they've always felt?
This normalcy they've always lived in.
This is something else entirely.
Suddenly I feel my body being thrown.
I lose control, my body being contorted.
In ways I've have never felt before.
What is this sensation radiating throughout my bones?
Finally I see pieces of myself floating in front of me and my body slowing down.
My brothers and sisters are now so far away.
I have stopped and to my horror my body is gone, in pieces.
Twas being consumed by a creature far larger than me.
I see now what the rush was, that burst of magnificent energy.
This is my end.
But at least for a brief moment I felt true speed.

FIN





Nice.


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Jimi Hendrix



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Invisiblesui
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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Konyap]
    #25647692 - 11/30/18 12:12 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
So lame I could win this thing when I'm forty... too bad I'm passing down degenerative genes and couch lock.




No it's just the weed.


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #25647945 - 11/30/18 06:57 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.




100%


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: yogabunny]
    #25647961 - 11/30/18 07:07 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

I’m in - ima do some manscaping wink wink nudge nudge. Y’all in for a treat


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Citizen X]
    #25648038 - 11/30/18 08:13 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

I want to enter but I will only give a brief description of my appearance
I have black hair
I drive an aston martin
I say bond...James Bond a lot.
I'm James Bond


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: yogabunny]
    #25648194 - 11/30/18 10:04 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.




100%





Absolutely! :heartpump:


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:heartpump::heartpump: :heartpump::heartpump:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #25648377 - 11/30/18 11:34 AM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Alright here's my real entry.


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #25649046 - 11/30/18 04:54 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

pachoo said:
Quote:

yogabunny said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.




100%





Absolutely! :heartpump:



This made my day! Love yall :heart::hug::inlove3::heart:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 13
    #25649060 - 11/30/18 05:02 PM (5 years, 1 month ago)

Submission:


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