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The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships.
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ENTRIES CAN INCLUDE PICTURES, POEMS, BODY PARTS, ART , WHATEVS>

I know we have more men than women, and also lots of gay people . So this is the 2018 championship for moast sexay Shroomerite of the Pub 2018.


I also know that looks matter for shit, and most really really, ridiculously looking good people are most likely not really really good people. But some of us are sexay as fukk inside, outside, and halfway inbetween.


So let your vanity shine!

Results will be settled no later than December 30th. I will be appointing a board of 3 mods and 2 Admins to make the final vote.

Here's my entry.




This is a picture of Priz#1, Me, and two other Anon Shroomerites. We be kicken ass.


Post entries below and we will be announcing winners be 2019! WOOT!


I vote for myself BTW.

Edited by Fiery (11/29/18 10:22 PM)

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery]
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I’m a very private person, I prefer not to post...:smilingpuppy:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
I’m a very private person, I prefer not to post...:smilingpuppy:


entries can include fingers, balls, private parts, elbows, or even tongues.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 1
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What about a poem? :sherlock:


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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Nobody better taint this thread with their taint. :crankey:


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: sui] * 1
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Okay, post your taint, it's fine.


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
What about a poem? :sherlock:



Yes that counts too.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 5
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A mini story I just wrote for this thread, this is my submission!

I'am but a fish.
yet I swim slower than all the rest.
Its always been this way, all my life.
I do not know why I swim so slow.
While they swim so much faster.
But suddenly I feel a rush.
A burst of energy it seems.
Suddenly I find myself swimming much faster than my brothers and sisters.
What joy! Is this what they've always felt?
This normalcy they've always lived in.
This is something else entirely.
Suddenly I feel my body being thrown.
I lose control, my body being contorted.
In ways I've have never felt before.
What is this sensation radiating throughout my bones?
Finally I see pieces of myself floating in front of me and my body slowing down.
My brothers and sisters are now so far away.
I have stopped and to my horror my body is gone, in pieces.
Twas being consumed by a creature far larger than me.
I see now what the rush was, that burst of magnificent energy.
This is my end.
But at least for a brief moment I felt true speed.

FIN


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Pull the blinds and change their minds....

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 3
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When in doubt refer to RR's infamous quotes via the search function

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Straight Mush] * 1
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I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
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So lame I could win this thing when I'm forty... too bad I'm passing down degenerative genes and couch lock.


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Vienna Declaration
Salvia Divinorum The Docudrahma

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
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Cosmic_Flame said:
A mini story I just wrote for this thread, this is my submission!

I'am but a fish.
yet I swim slower than all the rest.
Its always been this way, all my life.
I do not know why I swim so slow.
While they swim so much faster.
But suddenly I feel a rush.
A burst of energy it seems.
Suddenly I find myself swimming much faster than my brothers and sisters.
What joy! Is this what they've always felt?
This normalcy they've always lived in.
This is something else entirely.
Suddenly I feel my body being thrown.
I lose control, my body being contorted.
In ways I've have never felt before.
What is this sensation radiating throughout my bones?
Finally I see pieces of myself floating in front of me and my body slowing down.
My brothers and sisters are now so far away.
I have stopped and to my horror my body is gone, in pieces.
Twas being consumed by a creature far larger than me.
I see now what the rush was, that burst of magnificent energy.
This is my end.
But at least for a brief moment I felt true speed.

FIN



Nice.


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Konyap]
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Konyap said:
So lame I could win this thing when I'm forty... too bad I'm passing down degenerative genes and couch lock.


No it's just the weed.


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.


100%


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: yogabunny]
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I’m in - ima do some manscaping wink wink nudge nudge. Y’all in for a treat


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Rate me here

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Citizen X]
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I want to enter but I will only give a brief description of my appearance
I have black hair
I drive an aston martin
I say bond...James Bond a lot.
I'm James Bond


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Your god is dead, and I killed him.

When you’re lost, here I am. Forever with your soul


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.


100%



Absolutely! :heartpump:


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:heartpump::heartpump: :heartpump::heartpump:

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: pachoo] * 1
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Alright here's my real entry.


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: pachoo] * 1
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pachoo said:
yogabunny said:
SARAtonin said:
I’m team Cosmic,
She is the purest and most righteous amoung us.


100%



Absolutely! :heartpump:


This made my day! Love yall :heart::hug::inlove3::heart:


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Pull the blinds and change their minds....

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 13
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Submission:


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Learning is the paramount delectation, & tribulation in life.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Astonish] * 1
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This is Fifa like the world cup



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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: watermelon mon]
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I hereby nominate you the winner, Watermelon Mon.


This thread is closed. and all other entries invalid.


:congrats::congrats:CONGRADULATIONS!:acidcat::congrats::congrats:


Thank you all for participation.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: watermelon mon]
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watermelon mon said:
This is Fifa like the world cup




Fiery said:
I hereby PROCLAIM you the winner, Watermelon Mon.


This thread is closed. and all other entries invalid.


:congrats::congrats:CONGRADULATIONS!:acidcat::congrats::congrats:


Thank you all for participation.


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery]
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That cat is GQ as FUCK!:crankey:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
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LoL we all win I break the bread to everybody :bliss:

This is her twin I'm a birdwatcher too

I like to feed birds they're funny field geese are like dinosaurs used to smash the ice out of thier water bowls and re fill them for a sanctuary the sounds they make freaked me out a few times they surround you 100 or more



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Edited by watermelon mon (11/30/18 11:41 PM)

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: watermelon mon]
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Couldnt stop laughing at them one time in the best kind of way


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: watermelon mon]
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Do we include puppets? :puppet:

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: cannabinated]
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I'm not a puppet man

I just came back because I missed you guys : )


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Edited by watermelon mon (11/30/18 11:36 PM)

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: watermelon mon]
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Oh no you di’int..


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Fiery] * 2
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Fiery said:
I hereby nominate you the winner, Watermelon Mon.


This thread is closed. and all other entries invalid.


:congrats::congrats:CONGRADULATIONS!:acidcat::congrats::congrats:


Thank you all for participation.


Rigged, Cosmic has 3 votes.

:brushrage:


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
That cat is GQ as FUCK!:crankey:


gender queer?


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
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What do you mean?

That's how we run presidential elections these days.

:tongue::sad:


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Mr Piggy]
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unfortunately the people have spoken

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: cannabinated] * 1
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No, that's not how it worked!

:kingcrankey:


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New to cultivation or the shroomery?  Observe the hitchhiker's guide

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery



Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 1
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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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On that note...

GOOD RIDDANCE PRESIDENT BUSH!

94 years too many.


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New to cultivation or the shroomery?  Observe the hitchhiker's guide

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery



Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Let’s hope 45 doesn’t take 94 years.


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin]
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:notlikely:


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Rate me here

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: Citizen X]
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But we all win :hug:


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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
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SARAtonin said:
Let’s hope 45 doesn’t take 94 years.


I hope he lives to 100, rotting in jail


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
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SARAtonin said:



Trick question, Choppy Boi® is an international conglomerate brand owned by the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world.

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Re: The hottest, most sexy Shroomerite- Man or Woman- 2018 championships. [Re: PatrickKn]
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I vote cosmic too

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