Ha, that is a click-baity title, this is just a variation on a "no-pour" potato flake agar tek, so credit goes to Pastywhyte(or whoever first did it) who's method I followed closely, this IS my first agar attempt.
So I wanted to use food coloring to maybe help me spot contams and make the white myc stand out and more visible, I just didn't have any and the weather sucked too much to wanna go anywhere, so I looked through my cupboards for something to use(I do realize it's not even necessary).
I thought about using ink from a water-soluble NEON highlighter marker but mine was dried out completely, and sharpies are not water soluble and contains propanol and butanol(IDK if that's bad).
I came across an Easter egg coloring kit from 20+ years ago and was like, "egg coloring pills, of course, the Easter Egg-ar tek!" lol so that's what makes this MY tek lol.
It's really just a playful jab at all the guys(always guys) who post the many "teks" that are really just common methods with one or two small details changed that clog up search results and we have to read the same shit over & over before finding what we're looking for, so I'm adding that now lol.
So here's the "TEK"-
The billcoz Happy Easter Egg-ar Tek(copywrite, TM, patent pending, I'll sue!)
supplies needed -
- eight round, 4-8 oz tupperware containers(pp5 PCable plastic only) or glass jars, ect with lids with or without small holes
- a pressure cooker & a small saucepan
- paper towels, tin-foil, and micropore tape(optional)  
- water & a measuring spoon OR scale
- some weed and a smoking utensil
- agar agar flakes or powder(mine was fucking $11 at the health store)
- instant Smashed 'tater flakes or powder
- honey(optional)
- Easter egg coloring pills that come in the kits for coloring eggs
So here's the method, like I said, it's pretty common knowledge, I just added the egg coloring pills, which makes this "tek" MINE BITCH! haha. For eight 4 oz containers, mix 2.5-5 grams or a teaspoon or two of agar in the saucepan with two teaspoons or a Tablespoon of instant potatoes, a quarter or half an Easter egg coloring pill with half a cup of water(I recommend 1/4 pill, I used 1/2 and it's VERY pink).
Heat it till it's not quite boiling, stirring constantly until everything dissolves and is smooth, don't let it stick or burn/caramelize. Honey or other nutritious additives can be added, I used about 2 drops to 2.5 grams agar & a teaspoon of potatoes with half a cup of water.
When the dry ingredients are totally dissolved, let it cool down but not harden, and spoon it in to the dishes(I used the 4 oz) evenly without getting it on the sides/rim and put the lids on. .
The lids can have holes or not, they need to allow steam to escape or they'll boil or pop so if they're un-modded leave 'em loose, I used an old soldering iron to melt holes in 'em and covered 'em with micropore tape.
Put folded paper towels on the lids and cover with tin-foil to keep moisture out and load them(carefully) into the PC.
Pressure cook at 15psi for 15-45 minutes, maybe 45 for huge batches/full PC, I did 30 min and let it cool for at least a couple hours, and DON'T OPEN UNTIL IT'S COOL/PRESSURE IS GONE, I'm waiting 12+ hrs and will post what I use em for here after I'm done inoculating.
Smoke some cannabis flower or concentrate and relax!- This is the most important step of all.
And here's what they looked like BEFORE I lidded and PCed 'em, see ho pink, also it was stiff by the time I filled the last one, see how it's not smooth-
So, there it is, the all-new, never before used, award worthy method for making colored agar lol, my improvised first attempt at agar, which I think is the biggest step in mycology(a term "mushroom growers" use loosely, I feel like growing is only part of it, it's studying it fora purpose such as med research or environmental remediation and so on).
I will post what I'm actually doing with these agar dishes after I finish up later on tonight, it's an experimental way of inoculating these with live culture, I figured since it's my first try and I might fuck it up I can take the risk of experimenting.
Thanks to all the people who post good TEKs, Pastywhyte gets all credit due for the method I used, aside from the improvised color I added, which again, is not even necessary, but it gave me an excuse to write this all up lol.
-------------------- Disclaimer: None of the pictures I post belong to me, they are pictures I found online, and I do not grow or condone anything illegal, I am just doing this for fun, it's online role-playing.
T. McKenna- "...So you wanna dress like x, or have lips like y, or, so this..., this is shit- brained, this kinda thinking."
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