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OfflineSpecialEd
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When I am an old woman
    #2561709 - 04/15/04 01:20 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

WARNING

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter

I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired

And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells

And run my stick along the public railings

And make up for the sobriety of my youth

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

And pick the flowers in other people's gardens . . .


But maybe I ought to practice a little now?

So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised

When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2561759 - 04/15/04 01:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have seen that before, and it's my number one favorite whatever-it's-called.  However, I already do all of those things, except I don't wear a red hat with a purple outfit. 

Which is why I post me in my avatar in a sexy position, because someday, very soon, tomorrow in fact, I will be 90 years old, and I won't be able to post an avatar of me looking like that.  :grin:

Purple is my favorite color.  Oh, and green.

And I shall spend my pension on champagne and dark chocolate, and I'll buy the cars I couldn't afford in my youth.


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: Frog]
    #2561773 - 04/15/04 01:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, definately a fun poem.

Tomorrow I am going to where a jack-o-lantern tshirt. It's bright orance and has a face carved into it.


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2561781 - 04/15/04 01:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.  :grin:


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: Frog]
    #2561959 - 04/15/04 02:43 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When i am an old man
i shall wear red pajamas
with an open ass flap

And i shall sit on my porch
in a rocking chair
and smoke a pipe

and the children will say
'theres crazy mr church smoking his drugs'
and ill laugh, and spit a yellow gob
before reaching for my duck gun

and i shall run in the streets
brandishing my penis at traffic
and breath heavily on people
in bus shacks

and i will drink spiked cider from a clay jug
and the squirrels and birds will be my friends
and magic mushrooms will grow in my beard...


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: Frog]
    #2564283 - 04/15/04 04:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Which is why I post me in my avatar in a sexy position

Are we looking at the same avatar?  :shake:


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: Swami]
    #2566202 - 04/16/04 01:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You obviously aren't looking at my avatar.    :rolleyes:


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Re: When I am an old woman [Re: Frog]
    #2566207 - 04/16/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I think he was looking at mine :smirk:


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You don't know what it is, but it's there....
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Driving you mad.


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