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asdflkj115
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citizens on patrol.
#25599533 - 11/07/18 08:12 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok i may be a drug addict and totally guilty of putting anything and everything in my body. but i had a wallet stolen from my lil bro... called it in, (i'll never call the cops again after this) and the cop says Would you be alright with emptying your pockets on the car? Now it gets interesting. The bag has cartoons on the side cuz ya know my first thought was maybe it was mine until i saw that. I have one dealer where i get it dirt cheap and at first they would just say. "Open your hand". So in my head i mull over this for a second then say. "Let me see that bag again." He lifts it up with this smirk i wanted to slap right off his face. And i see for a second time it really does have cartoons on one side. Now my one dealer now uses jewelry bags probably bulk from mscdirect because times are hard and whatever but for whatever reason for the last 2 and a half years i have gotten bags instead of crumbs in my hand (more on this later). So what could i do? i just had to bite my tongue and take it. I woke up from a nap after taking xanax home alone wallet gone. and now i have 2 felonies i signed a guilty plea for tasc and all the hard work i did for the last 12 years is for nothign... They all backround check and i swear i dont know anyone who even has bags with cartoons what am i 15? jesus our criminal justice sustem is a joke and i wish we had a amilitia form up and get back our justice for all. Ive yet to recieve the letter and i called the prosecutor's office Then I said. "I know i signed a guilty plea and all but is there any way i could atleast have an investigation opened into the officer? Because, he put the drugs in my pocket." Uht, errr, arruh. Um. Hire a lawyer? I interrupt. Yeah yeah. yeah, tell your lawyer blah blah that and blah blah blah.
Chapter 2
Two weeks later I bought my second drumset. A cherry red sparkle Gretcsch renown Maple. Foolishly i saw a bar and got a drink inside a bar for the 6th time lol. I dont drink much. buy fries and try to drive and dissolve half a xannie under my tounge. Look up and i had to use my madddd driving skills to avoid a head on collision as, well, as not overcorrect. Pull over next right turn possible into a strip mall. Fortunately, for me. It actually had a store that was open. I went in to hydrate. i had no idea what i was going to do for the next... However long it takes. and 4 cops surround me like i have a criminal record or something. Pass the line test with colors but i failed the balance test. Ok so i get it i was drunk driving and almost died i deserve this charge. I have the maple drums in the back and he took mercy on me and just locked the doors and bam they were in the driver door console. I even asked him just to tow it please, psyche!. no i didnt. He came back asks if i got a script i shake my head he asks whos are they bla blah. Then they put the dui van on a b line to 5 or 6 miles away from us. Now he moved the car to a east facing parking lot walgreens and they didnt warp. THanks but he also took the bars and split them with like 3 other male cops and 1 female lookout.
WTF? WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS.
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saythatagain



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This reads like a vignette from Naked Lunch.
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Crispy224
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oh to young and dumb. I wonder if you sober up and come back and read this incoherent garbage you'll be like "damn those drugs really fucked me up"
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Re: citizens on patrol. [Re: asdflkj115] 1
#25657865 - 12/04/18 09:39 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should lay off the drugs. Intoxicated drivers make me sick, I hate your kind of people with a passion.
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bodhisatta 
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Registered: 04/30/13
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So this is the first time I've ever been on the cops side. For fucks sake dude what's wrong with you. And your first paragraph makes hardly any sense
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