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OfflineSC0RPI0
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is everyone around you getting pregnant?
    #25591717 - 11/04/18 03:52 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

obviously yeah, sometimes when sex happens, the sperm meets the egg and forms a zygote and yadda yadda... but I just feel like over the last 3 or 4 years there’s been an increase in pregnancies, especially in younger people. Maybe I just live in an area where nobody knows what the fuck a condom is, or maybe it’s just all in my head. Have y’all noticed anything similar in your area?

edit; clarified the title of the topic — I most certainly am not pregnant, it’s just everyone else that is  :dogpile:


Edited by SC0RPI0 (11/04/18 08:13 PM)


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0]
    #25591745 - 11/04/18 04:03 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

You're pregnant?


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #25591756 - 11/04/18 04:09 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

I noticed it too, too many preggos


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: gopher] * 4
    #25591775 - 11/04/18 04:17 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Or your age group is just getting to that point. Settling down and having kids.

But for sure never rush that shit


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0] * 1
    #25591785 - 11/04/18 04:21 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

How can I get pregnant when I can't even find my own uterus?


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25591819 - 11/04/18 04:40 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

god no, I’m *for sure* not pregnant... I can barely take care of myself, much less a tiny, helpless human

And that sounds about right to me, people in my age group just getting to that point of settling down and all the good shiz... personally I’d like to be 25+ before bringing another person into this world, given that I have my shit together, but to each their own. Definitely see way too many people that aren’t capable of being able to take care of a baby, but that’s none of my business


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0]
    #25591828 - 11/04/18 04:46 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Are you a girl?


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25591834 - 11/04/18 04:48 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

:whatyougonnado:


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0] * 4
    #25591839 - 11/04/18 04:50 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)


Congratulations on your pregnancy.


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25592265 - 11/04/18 08:10 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
Are you a girl?




I’m a teapot

but on a serious note, yes, I am a girl

also, I feel like I should have thought about my word choice when making that title..... lmao, whoops  :lol: so yeah, no, still definitely not pregnant. I take birth control for a reason. my bad y’all


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0] * 1
    #25592283 - 11/04/18 08:16 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

No the women I fuck are typically barren. Or maybe I am. Oh well.


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0] * 1
    #25592844 - 11/05/18 01:52 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Its not just you abuuuuuuuunch of young girls got prego, it sucks tbh lmao.

Its really that young people today are severely irresponsible and like to sweep broken glass under the rug an pretend its all good.


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Nimph] * 3
    #25593513 - 11/05/18 11:42 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Its really that young people today are severely irresponsible and like to sweep broken glass under the rug an pretend its all good.





That's funny, Most of the young people I know are holding down two or more jobs just to make it by in this shit economy.

Do you actually know people off of the internet, or is your entire life one chain of shitposts?


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: PsientistX]
    #25593544 - 11/05/18 11:56 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

PsientistX said:
Or your age group is just getting to that point. Settling down and having kids.

But for sure never rush that shit




Probably this. I work in a slightly youngish office and there have been an enormous number of pregnancies.

I've oversimplified pregnancy planning to be a trade off of financial/emotional maturity versus the physical effort of child rearing (sleepless nights, physical effects of pregnancy etc.). Personally, being an "old dad" has worked out thus far.


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: badchad]
    #25593560 - 11/05/18 12:06 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

on a more positive note; my best friend had a baby boy back in September, and he's a real sweetie :heart: I can't wait to tell him about all the mischief his mom and I got into once he gets older (much, much older), hehehe


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25593901 - 11/05/18 02:27 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

May you kindly fuck off? We know different people its a big world so go troll somewere else you instigating child.

Haft the people i knew are either dead, addicts or in prison for a long time, you cant make me feel anyworse.




Yall seen that episode of family guy? "My daughter would absolutely love you"


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Nimph]
    #25593920 - 11/05/18 02:37 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Nope.

Its not trolling to say most of the young people I know work a lot harder than the gen x and baby boomers I know.

I don't care if the people you know are dead, that has nothing to do with this thread.


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25594022 - 11/05/18 03:40 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

The results are in.














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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25594032 - 11/05/18 03:47 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

damn, y’all are relentless around here :lol:

also, 1998 is considered Gen Z, right? Searches go in all different directions, majority says that after 1995 you’re grouped in with the turdballs that come straight from the womb with a cellphone attached to their hand, no assembly required


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Re: is it just me, or is everyone getting pregnant? [Re: SC0RPI0] * 1
    #25594296 - 11/05/18 06:31 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

My homeboy at work found out he got his finance knocked up today. :borat:


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