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    #25547002 - 10/18/18 10:41 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

To workout, but without actually working.  Why haven't we invented this shit yet. What the fuck doctors and geneticists.  Make me sexier.

I'm going to just buy a bunch of those electrode muscle spasm machines and put hundreds of them all over me and forum whore while twitching and spasming my way to greatness.


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quote]Urb said:
I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]


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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547008 - 10/18/18 10:43 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

What you need is a friend to do it with. That makes it feel LOADS less like working and more like going to a social event.


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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547009 - 10/18/18 10:43 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Liposuction and plastic surgery.


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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547016 - 10/18/18 10:44 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

:whathesaid:

Nothing like some friendly competition to go a little further.


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Re: I need [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25547017 - 10/18/18 10:44 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Is this the I need thread?

I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong


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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
    #25547027 - 10/18/18 10:46 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong




Then your Will is weak. Start there. Waking up at insane hours of the morning (4am) is a great way for your Will to start gaining control over your body. Resist all temptations.


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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
    #25547028 - 10/18/18 10:46 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I need to win the ban lotto this week so I can get some shit done.


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Re: I need [Re: Zaid]
    #25547131 - 10/18/18 11:19 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
What you need is a friend to do it with. That makes it feel LOADS less like working and more like going to a social event.




Making friends is more work than working out.  That defeats the purpose!

Move to phoenix so I have a work out buddy. 



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Zaid said:
Liposuction and plastic surgery.




That shit don't build muscles though. :frown: FeelsBadMan


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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
    #25547132 - 10/18/18 11:20 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mr Piggy said:
I need to win the ban lotto this week so I can get some shit done.




It's not like you have a lot of competition since most of the pub is to skurred to go into OTD and click the link!

Quote:

gopher said:
Is this the I need thread?

I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong




It is now!


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quote]Urb said:
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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547141 - 10/18/18 11:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Hook your computer up to a generator powered by a bicycle
pedal your way through your moderating position; the more serious the issue the more you have to pedal


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Re: I need [Re: Tantrika]
    #25547143 - 10/18/18 11:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

its called edibles and aerobics


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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547144 - 10/18/18 11:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Psh, it's just a button of freedom.

They're so nice in OTD, I don't see why everyone is so afraid?

:bdsm:  :showerlove:  :dominatrix:  :whack:  :whip:


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Re: I need [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25547146 - 10/18/18 11:27 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Im brewing my weed rn for a run


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Re: I need [Re: Mr Piggy]
    #25547165 - 10/18/18 11:34 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mr Piggy said:
Psh, it's just a button of freedom.

They're so nice in OTD, I don't see why everyone is so afraid?

:bdsm:  :showerlove:  :dominatrix:  :whack:  :whip:




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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547193 - 10/18/18 11:42 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mndfreeze said:
Move to phoenix so I have a work out buddy.



Get me a Night Shift job and I'm yours.

Want my CV?


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Re: I need [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25547674 - 10/18/18 02:59 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I think being thin is better than having big muscles.

Thats what i am working on right now.


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Re: I need [Re: oontribe]
    #25547692 - 10/18/18 03:10 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Tgey have stuff like standing desks, ergonomic chairs where you hold yourself up, and then just don't use your car to get places. Walk or ride a bike


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Re: I need [Re: Shroom_guy4]
    #25547707 - 10/18/18 03:16 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Dig a hole in your backyard for a pool, trench for plumbing, do the tile work and so on. You'll be fit in no time and then you can hang at the pool with all the sexy ladies that will be coming your way. Do up a nice brick oven for pizzas too!


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Re: I need [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #25547714 - 10/18/18 03:18 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Girls don't care much about your shape, but being fat is dangerous and causes mental, physical and emotional problems.


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Re: I need [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25547889 - 10/18/18 04:20 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Freezy... Your stats are all fucksed up. 22.82 %
I get what your doing.. And it's a good thing. You are recruiting.


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