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mndfreeze 
Shroomery Secret Service




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I need 1
#25547002 - 10/18/18 10:41 AM (5 years, 3 months ago) |
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To workout, but without actually working. Why haven't we invented this shit yet. What the fuck doctors and geneticists. Make me sexier.
I'm going to just buy a bunch of those electrode muscle spasm machines and put hundreds of them all over me and forum whore while twitching and spasming my way to greatness.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
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What you need is a friend to do it with. That makes it feel LOADS less like working and more like going to a social event.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Zaid
Most Loved Therefore Most Hated



Registered: 01/17/18
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Liposuction and plastic surgery.
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Mr Piggy
Big Dick Retard



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Nothing like some friendly competition to go a little further.
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gopher
Coffee Bean Extraordinaire



Registered: 11/22/17
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Is this the I need thread?
I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong
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Zaid
Most Loved Therefore Most Hated



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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
#25547027 - 10/18/18 10:46 AM (5 years, 3 months ago) |
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I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong
Then your Will is weak. Start there. Waking up at insane hours of the morning (4am) is a great way for your Will to start gaining control over your body. Resist all temptations.
-------------------- Wild Pleurotus Ostreatus - My First Grow Log! For those of you who 'd me about Paul Stamets silence on portabellos: bodhisatta graciously presents a real answer.
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Mr Piggy
Big Dick Retard



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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
#25547028 - 10/18/18 10:46 AM (5 years, 3 months ago) |
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I need to win the ban lotto this week so I can get some shit done.
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mndfreeze 
Shroomery Secret Service




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Re: I need [Re: Zaid]
#25547131 - 10/18/18 11:19 AM (5 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: What you need is a friend to do it with. That makes it feel LOADS less like working and more like going to a social event.
Making friends is more work than working out. That defeats the purpose!
Move to phoenix so I have a work out buddy.
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Zaid said: Liposuction and plastic surgery.
That shit don't build muscles though. FeelsBadMan
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mndfreeze 
Shroomery Secret Service




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Re: I need [Re: gopher]
#25547132 - 10/18/18 11:20 AM (5 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mr Piggy said: I need to win the ban lotto this week so I can get some shit done.
It's not like you have a lot of competition since most of the pub is to skurred to go into OTD and click the link!
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gopher said: Is this the I need thread?
I need to lose weight, Ive tried inducing anorexia but the urge to eat is strong
It is now!
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Tantrika
Miss Ann Thrope




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Hook your computer up to a generator powered by a bicycle pedal your way through your moderating position; the more serious the issue the more you have to pedal
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cannabinated



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its called edibles and aerobics
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Mr Piggy
Big Dick Retard



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Psh, it's just a button of freedom.
They're so nice in OTD, I don't see why everyone is so afraid?
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cannabinated



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Im brewing my weed rn for a run
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ichugwindex
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Quote:
Mr Piggy said: Psh, it's just a button of freedom.
They're so nice in OTD, I don't see why everyone is so afraid?

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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
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Quote:
mndfreeze said: Move to phoenix so I have a work out buddy.
Get me a Night Shift job and I'm yours.
Want my CV?
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oontribe


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I think being thin is better than having big muscles.
Thats what i am working on right now.
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Shroom_guy4
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Registered: 03/07/15
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Tgey have stuff like standing desks, ergonomic chairs where you hold yourself up, and then just don't use your car to get places. Walk or ride a bike
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


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Dig a hole in your backyard for a pool, trench for plumbing, do the tile work and so on. You'll be fit in no time and then you can hang at the pool with all the sexy ladies that will be coming your way. Do up a nice brick oven for pizzas too!
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oontribe


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Girls don't care much about your shape, but being fat is dangerous and causes mental, physical and emotional problems.
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Urb
Last Man Standing



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Freezy... Your stats are all fucksed up. 22.82 % I get what your doing.. And it's a good thing. You are recruiting.
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