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"n00b" Tek [Re: ATWAR]
    #2553247 - 04/13/04 01:15 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Hi I am a n00b with some ???'s,

Can someone look at all the posts in this thread and count how many times someone asks someone else to calm down?

Please. I need to know.

Now, one more thing I need help with, please count from the posts in this thread:

How many time was the wrong person asked to calm down?

How many people were flamed?

How many times was the wrong person flamed?

How many posts were just plain dumb?

Now, figure out if the offenders were newbies or old shroomerites (you know... folks who registered before March 2004... OLD folks)?

How many OLD Shroomerites argued with other OLD Shroomerites over n00bies?

Who committed more offenses, the old shroomerites or newbies?

I wonder... I think this may be a close one.

Unfortunately, I can't count... duh... I'm a NooB. But I think us newbies may be smarter than some of the old school shroomerites think.

Please... when you answer post links.

Any information is greatly appreciated.

BTW... I live in Ca... how do I get spores?

(This post is pure sarcasm... if you did not know that until you read this... or were otherwise offended by this post... then you are a n00b... not a newbie... a n00b... there is a difference you know? You are a NooB. If you don't know what that means, let me point you to the FAQ)

On a side note, I'd still like to know the answer to my newbie questions.

Can anyone help me?

These stats must be tracked. ADMINS! Do something! We must know who are worse offenders... in flaming... stupidity and nonsence... newbies or Established Shroomerites?

This is the important stuff you know?

Help me please!

Calm down!


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Re: "n00b" Tek [Re: Rose]
    #2553299 - 04/13/04 01:42 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I would just like to say, i am a noobie, yet i do not ask stuid questions, actually i have not asked any questions, but thats not the point. I am smart enough to learn about wat i am taking before i take it. I also READ the FAQ because it was repeated over and over on the site to please READ THE FAQ before posting in the message boards. I can understand while people would get frustrated with others for asking questions that HAVE ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED. Thats all.


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Re: "n00b" Tek [Re: daddyssugarball]
    #2553303 - 04/13/04 01:46 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

You misspelled stupid.

:tongue:

Otherwise a five shroom post.

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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553336 - 04/13/04 02:25 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

So doc, seeing you have the forum attention, care to elaborate on this tek?


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553361 - 04/13/04 03:07 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I flame. and I teach.  I am a flaming teacher....wait that doesn't sound right. :wink:


I will flame someone if they don't use the FAQ and the question is blantly dumb.  n00bs need to have fear in them for there actions require it so.  I will continue to answer questions very seriously if the question is asked professionally and the person has honestly tried to search for the answer before asking the question.


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553369 - 04/13/04 03:28 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

you think you have problems.
i just found my casings crawling with fucking mites.
i found a solution to the problem using the serch feature.
though in nearly 4000 posts i think i've asked about 4 questions.


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: Starter]
    #2553501 - 04/13/04 06:13 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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Starter said:
So doc, seeing you have the forum attention, care to elaborate on this tek?





I DID ELABORATE ABOUT IT -read the first post!
(and I thought noobies only asked dumb questions)

Thats not a flame-thats being a downright smartass!!!

And I dont think this should be moved to OTD because I was speaking of this forum and of the people in it not OTD!

BY THE WAY I dont need an army of newbies-I came on this site alone-I have been here by myself and I will leave this forum by myself!I RUN ALONE HOMEY!!!!

GET MY POINT NOW PEOPLE_IF people like that would just back up to there first time here and requote evrything they said I'm sure everyone would get a good laugh.

Its because of these people that the newbies lose interest in cultivation(or would it be fear of the predator's that prey upon them just to make themselves look important)and worse-they just quit coming here.


If it werent for the newbies none of us would be here!we were all new to this at one time so cut them some slack and be a teacher(flaming teachers are ok-just dont touch me!!)

I thought the "old heads"were smarter than that !!

I deleted the name!my bad


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553538 - 04/13/04 06:43 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Doc, what exactly did you outline in your inaugural post of this claimed "Redneck Tek"? Nada. That's right, jack shit nothing.

Now I simply asked you to elaborate on this alleged tek, but it appears abundantly clear it was a BS excuse for a rant. A rant based on your own failings, rather than any one else's. If it were a real tek you'd have a detailed text accompanying pics to show every step including the results a.k.a fruiting trays/cakes/baskets shown. It would be set in no uncertain terms such that anyone can replicate it. That's a tek. Are you sure you know what a tek is?

Instead, you "air out manure under the hood of a car" and that was it. Nothing of substance bar a lot of noisy spew. No one can join dots on that to effect a grow as there's nothing of actual growing methodology/consequence. Then you have the audacity to hurl abuse when pulled on the lawn. This is not OTD.

The problem in the shroomery is the PeeCee factor, rather than pull the idiots and the loons up, they let them go as that's the path of least resistance. Lazy and ultimately destructive.


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: Starter]
    #2553558 - 04/13/04 07:07 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

SEE what I mean?
YOU GO DUDE!YOU ROCK!YOU ARE THE GREATEST SHROOMER HERE!I BOW DOWN TO YOU!!

Now get off my post-and to be quite frank about -you are one of the reasons this post is here!

You not only done it on other posts-you also took your ill-tempered mouth to my rate page(bad judgement on who's part?)


SO I have one more thing to say to you
DONT LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH OVERLOAD YOUR HUMMINGBIRD ASS AND WHILE I'M AT __DONT LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE CHECKS THAT YOUR ASS CANT CASH!!!!


BACK OFF OF DUDE YOUR TRESSPASSING ON MY AREA_IN NEWBIE WORDS_IF YOU HAVENT GOT SOMETHING NICE TO SAY__WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
AND YES PEOPLE AND MODS THIS IS AIMED AT the guilty parties PERSONALLY!
AND ANYONE ELSE WITH AN ATTITUDE TOWARD NEW PEOPLE HERE .



And as for the true"Redneck Tek"-I was going to post it -seeing as it was my first grow-but you know what screw you,you can guess the rest of it.

I came here in search of knowledge-not to be preyed upon by the likes of people like you!

"You were where I am-I will be where you are!"

Ideleted the name-my bad


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553565 - 04/13/04 07:13 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

doc34 said:
SEE what I mean?
YOU GO DUDE!YOU ROCK!YOU ARE THE GREATEST SHROOMER HERE!I BOW DOWN TO YOU!!

Now get off my post-and to be quite frank about -you are one of the reasons this post is here!





this is how the flames are fanned... if you dont retaliate it's no much of a war... wait for a legitamate answer to a question and ignore the 'flamers'


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553567 - 04/13/04 07:14 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

>>>You not only done it on other posts-you also took your ill-tempered mouth to my rate page(bad judgement on who's part?)

You're projecting on the temper sledge. :smirk: And I haven't touched your ratings. 

>>>And as for the true"Redneck Tek"-I was going to post it -seeing as it was my first grow-but you know what screw you,you can guess the rest of it.

I'm sure I'll be poorer for it. :laugh:

That said, looks like this hollow thread has run it's bandwidth wasting existance.


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: Starter]
    #2553571 - 04/13/04 07:19 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Starter said:
That said, looks like this hollow thread has run it's bandwidth wasting existance.




far from a hollow thread... though it would appear to have nothing to do with mushie cult it's intent was simply a statement that most of us agree with here


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #2553582 - 04/13/04 07:25 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Thank you-

I went back and deleted the name I used because obviously there are more than one !
I think we can see plainly who is guilty of being harsh on new guy's.

I posted this "tek" to get the attention it got and I think it worked quite well-look at who and what it pissed off!!!!!!!


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553593 - 04/13/04 07:38 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Responsibility falls on all of us... not just the ones that did the flaming but those of us that dont stop it as well. Aparently many people dont remember the first lesson in this hobby... Patience and if we arent patient with those around us then how can we be patient with a jar of mycelium... maybe some are unaware that we all learn at different rates and that some things are harder to teach to some than other things

thanks again Doc... and remember to ignore the flames otherwise I'll be here posting crap like "mommy, the internet is being mean to me"


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553604 - 04/13/04 07:46 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

As a Noob myself, I feel well qualified to post here :smile:

I enjoy clever sarcasm and creative piss-taking (I'm an Aussie...  This is a National Sport where I come from :wink: ).

If I say something stupid, I EXPECT to get scorched...  (After reading a good book on food preservation, I once made the rather unwise observation that "I would love to jerk my own beef...".  I had some major piss removed after THAT one :wink: )

The 'First Rule of Piss-Taking' is "DON'T GIVE IT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT". 

The second rule is "Don't get personal"  (Nothing's more sad than a twat who has to resort to a personal attack when someone takes the piss out of him...)

Do it in a spirit of fun, not out of spitefulness or anger...


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: sakura]
    #2553609 - 04/13/04 07:50 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

:yesnod: i agree


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553621 - 04/13/04 07:56 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Doc, what exactly did you outline in your inaugural post of this claimed "Redneck Tek"? Nada. That's right, jack shit nothing.


If you are smart enough to connect the dots then you will see a picture of yourself my friend.

And this was a tek!
A technique to get the attention of some people to which it is aimed at!
"predator's of the post's"

Listen people-I dont expect to change this forum and my intentions was not to do that,but to bring it to the attention of others to chill out on the new guy's
YYYEEEESSSS, of all people,I know how aggrevating dumb questions can be-and how lazy some people are,but they will keep coming to this forum and they will keep on asking those dumb question and they will keep on being too lazy to use the search feature--
but when you bite at some one,you are actually biting at yourself!I guess it makes you mad because you once were that dumb?Or that lazy?

I guess this proves that the "redneck Tek"actually works then?
It did accomplish what it set out to do!

Thanks DOC34 for a good post!


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: sakura]
    #2553628 - 04/13/04 08:02 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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As a Noob myself, I feel well qualified to post here :smile:

I enjoy clever sarcasm and creative piss-taking (I'm an Aussie...  This is a National Sport where I come from :wink: ).

If I say something stupid, I EXPECT to get scorched...  (After reading a good book on food preservation, I once made the rather unwise observation that "I would love to jerk my own beef...".  I had some major piss removed after THAT one :wink: )

The 'First Rule of Piss-Taking' is "DON'T GIVE IT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT". 

The second rule is "Don't get personal"  (Nothing's more sad than a twat who has to resort to a personal attack when someone takes the piss out of him...)

Do it in a spirit of fun, not out of spitefulness or anger...




exactly !
The 'First Rule of Piss-Taking' is "DON'T GIVE IT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT". 

The second rule is "Don't get personal"  (Nothing's more sad than a twat who has to resort to a personal attack when someone takes the piss out of him...)


I couldnt have said it better so I repeated it!let me do it again for those of you who are too dumb to read it again and too lazy to scroll back!
The second rule is "Don't get personal"  (Nothing's more sad than a twat who has to resort to a personal attack when someone takes the piss out of him...)
that is good enough for an orgasmic explosion!woohoo :thumbup: :cool:


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: sakura]
    #2553632 - 04/13/04 08:03 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sakura said:
Do it in a spirit of fun, not out of spitefulness or anger...




in fun it's not a flame... we all need a little humor and just like ausies, americans bust on each other... aparently we have a bunch of cry-babies that have a problem telling the difference....


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Re: "Redneck" Tek [Re: doc34]
    #2553636 - 04/13/04 08:06 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Prisoner#1, the statement (pulled like teeth) in the din of this thread on how newbs are flamed is a problem. I agree. People should be given some slack. But people come with varied levels of patience. It's a two-way street.

I think we can see plainly who is guilty of being harsh on new guy's.

Doc, if that's directed at me, where have I been harsh on the "new guys"? If you look at my ratings and do a post search, I do what I can to assist people. I don't believe in elitism and have said so in a couple of my posts in this thread. You should relax and lighten up, I'm not a "predator of the newbs". If you treat people with hostility and slur then you will find less than receptive assistance. You have to give to get.

If you're still unhappy about MC, why not post your grievances to the feedback and announcements forum -- you can even accuse me of all the crimes. :smirk:

Good luck
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