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InvisiblePapaverS
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Oh, My!
    #2549553 - 04/12/04 01:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Pooh looked round to see that nobody else was listening, and said in a very solemn voice: "Piglet, I have decided something.?

"What have you decided, Pooh?"

"I have decided to catch a Heffalump."

Pooh nodded his head several times as he said this, and waited for Piglet to say "How?" or "Pooh, you couldn?t!" or something helpful of that sort, but Piglet said nothing. The fact was Piglet was wishing that he had thought about it first.

"I shall do it," said Pooh, after waiting a little longer, "by means of a trap. And it must be a Cunning Trap, so you will have to help me, Piglet."

"Pooh," said Piglet, feeling quite happy again now, "I will." And then he said, "How shall we do it?" and Pooh said, "That?s just it. How?" And then they sat down together to think it out.

Pooh?s first idea was that they should dig a Very Deep Pit, and then the Heffalump would come along and fall into the Pit, and --

"Why?" said Piglet.

"Why what?" said Pooh.

"Why would he fall in?"

Pooh rubbed his nose with his paw, and said that the Heffalump might be walking along, humming a little song, and looking up at the sky, wondering if it would rain, and so he wouldn?t see the Very Deep Pit until he was half-way down, when it would be too late.

Piglet said that this was a very good Trap, but supposing it were raining already?

Pooh rubbed his nose again, and said that he hadn?t thought of that. And then he brightened up, and said that, if it were raining already, the Heffalump would be looking at the sky wondering if it would clear up, and so he wouldn?t see the Very Deep Pit until he was half-way down.... When it would be too late.

Piglet said that, now that this point had been explained, he thought it was a Cunning Trap.

Pooh was very proud when he heard this, and he felt that the Heffalump was as good as caught already, but there was just one other thing which had to be thought about, and it was this. Where should they dig the Very Deep Pit?

Piglet said that the best place would be somewhere where a Heffalump was, just before he fell into it, only about a foot farther on.

"But then he would see us digging it," said Pooh.

"Not if he was looking at the sky."

"He would Suspect," said Pooh, "if he happened to look down." He thought for a long time and then added sadly, "It isn?t as easy as I thought. I suppose that?s why Heffalumps hardly ever get caught."

"That must be it," said Piglet.



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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2549556 - 04/12/04 01:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i love pooh bear!
:laugh:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: notapillow]
    #2549577 - 04/12/04 01:49 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Piglet has surprising courage too, that is, for a Very Small Animal... :wink:

I mean trying to catch a Heffalump! Who could even imagine undertaking such an endeavor? Heffalumps are very clever! :grin:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2549585 - 04/12/04 01:53 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

very clever indeed


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2549925 - 04/12/04 03:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Tigger was the MAN.
"The wonderful thing about tiggers is... I'm the only one! Woo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!"
Christopher Robin, on the other hand, was a raving fag.


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2550341 - 04/12/04 06:02 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Pooh is HUGE here in Japan...  (They call him 'Pooh-San')

The word 'pooh' has no connotations to Japanese, who adore merchandising of any kind.  You have pooh bags, pooh towels and...

POOH CHOC-FILLED BISCUITS!!!  (I shit you not!)

MMmmmMMmm  Pooh biscuits (The 'choc chip' doesn't bother me, but the 'creamy caramel' has me a bit worried...)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2550370 - 04/12/04 06:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Pooh is pretty cool for a bear of Very Little Brain  :sun:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2550383 - 04/12/04 06:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Papaver... you're crazy...  I like you... but you're crazy :whoa:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Krishna]
    #2550890 - 04/12/04 12:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Crazy like a fox, who lives in a cardboard shanty town on the edge of Hundred Acre Woods! :grin:

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Pooh is HUGE here in Japan... (They call him 'Pooh-San')




Pooh-San! I like that! :cool:

/bows


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2550903 - 04/12/04 12:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I never liked Pooh. He sounded like such an old man - it wasn't my style


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Delyrium]
    #2550969 - 04/12/04 01:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

"sounded"???

I'm sorry, but the Walt Disney cartoons are a very poor interpretation of Pooh and his friends who live in Hundred Acre Woods. The only way to truly appreciate Pooh is by reading the original books by A. A. Milne (published in the 1920s), of which, sadly, there are really only two: "Winnie-the-Pooh," and "The House at Pooh Corner."

As to what value they hold for adults, hippies, psychonauts, taoists, and eternal children, I'm not really sure what to say, that hasn't already been said far better elsewhere. It's a feeling, a method of perception, and matter of openness -- you either get them, or you don't. Pooh is "the uncarved block!" :cool:

/me goes to play a game of Pooh Sticks in the creek by my house... :laugh:


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2551044 - 04/12/04 01:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How about the Dumbo one? He falls in some liquor and gets drunk and sees all this trippy shit, that part of the movie is fuckin great.


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Papaver]
    #2551282 - 04/12/04 02:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Eeyore is cooler. Tell a story about him next time


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2551386 - 04/12/04 03:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

juuusstt haanngggiinn' arooouund.


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Re: Oh, My! [Re: Adom]
    #2551398 - 04/12/04 03:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

its all about the roo and tiger combo
those 2 had fun
bounin up into trees and such :laugh:


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