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Legendary Nintendo Cowboys * 1
    #25489329 - 09/25/18 10:22 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Greetings and salutations my fellow forum whorey friends.

I just woke up about an hour ago.  Crawled into my kitchen made myself some coffee and some whole wheat eggos (because health!) then slathered them with marrionberry jam.  (because fuck health!)

I'm going to go play some Divinity: Original Sin 2.

Whatcho notoriously nerdy nuggets up to this fine Tuesday evening.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25489330 - 09/25/18 10:23 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

the marionberry jam doesn't negate the HFCS of the waffles.



anyways, don't make me go all Captain Skyhawk on that sweet, sweet, fully JSB'ed asshole


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Tulipslave]
    #25489335 - 09/25/18 10:27 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

You have the JSB part backwards.  I'm the dom.

The amount of jam I put on and the amount of sugar in it definitely negated some of the health benefits of those eggo waffles being wheat. :laugh: :laugh:

I LIKE A LOT OF JAM WHEN I JAM YA HURr.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25489344 - 09/25/18 10:30 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

i'm a big fan of excessive amounts of perserves on my ab&j's


if it ain't dripping on the plate after every other bite, there ain't enough preserves




what happens when two doms get all dommed out with each other?  is there a bending of penises involved so that both assholes are penetrated?  or do you just resolve your indifferences with a good ole fashioned 69?


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25489391 - 09/25/18 10:53 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Its all about that marionberry.

Had a delicious desert tonight. My GF made a apple crumble using apples from our tree. I bought some vanilla bean ice cream to go with it. It was served hot. It was so Fuckin good!

Now im drinking a pumpkin blue moon playing my fav game Halo 5.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25489421 - 09/25/18 11:13 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

What's up guys?
Had a good class at my kung fu school tonight. Almost done with this really long form I've been learning for damn near two years now.
Felt like I didn't get enough exercise in though, so I took some white vein kratom and hit up the gym.
Hit the weights and then got two miles in at an easy pace.

Now I'm eating some dank chicken soup that my mom made for me extra chunky and cut it with some rice for extra carbs.
Drinking a Metamodern Session IPA. Really enjoying this brew past couple of days. Might be my current fav.
Looking at reviews online it scores pretty mediocre, but I recently started drinking again after a 3 year hiatus so I probably just need to expand my horizons.


Debating whether I should clean my room, start an extraction on some MHRB, or prep some grains to inoculate with some oyster cultures that are long overdue.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25489423 - 09/25/18 11:14 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Smoking and playing cards with the wife.



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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25489424 - 09/25/18 11:15 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

My favorite thing to have with marionberry is CRACK!!:crankey:


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Tulipslave] * 1
    #25489428 - 09/25/18 11:18 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

I got rear ended in my rental car on the way home from work tonight. Swapped details with the dude and then suggested we go get a drink at a place of his choosing, which was a gay bar (he was gay/my first time in one). Got on with the dude so well I asked if he would come to the airport to swap the car out with me. So we cruised up, chatted the whole way, grabbed Burger King and then went to pick up some meth on the way home. I didn't indulge as it was a work night. Now I'm back home, drinking a Pina Colada and smoking a cigar, with a thumping headache and the stiffness beginning to creep in.

At least I made a new friend though!



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what happens when two doms get all dommed out with each other?



It results it docking of course you amateur. It's the gay equivalent of a stalemate.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25489434 - 09/25/18 11:21 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

cock tease :crankey:


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25489436 - 09/25/18 11:23 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Tl;dr a gay dude rear ended you then you went for a drink with hjm

That’s not the same car you had earlier this summer. Do you get new cars often?


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: crackbaby]
    #25489438 - 09/25/18 11:24 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

He made it quite clear he was into me, for which I appreciated for his honesty (he didn't want me to feel uncomfortable by bringing it up later). I also made it quite clear I was not into guys.

Docking was not required in this instance for there was no Dom showdown.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25489440 - 09/25/18 11:24 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

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cock tease :crankey:




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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: koods]
    #25489442 - 09/25/18 11:25 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

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That’s not the same car you had earlier this summer. Do you get new cars often?



Every 2-3 months.


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: koods]
    #25489445 - 09/25/18 11:27 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Hit men gotta cover their tracks..


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #25489448 - 09/25/18 11:28 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly it is a lot easier to believe JSB is a hit man than him working the job he claims he has


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: koods]
    #25489449 - 09/25/18 11:30 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

It’s funny how the truth just sounds truer..


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25489455 - 09/25/18 11:35 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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That’s not the same car you had earlier this summer. Do you get new cars often?



Every 2-3 months.





Why every 2-3 months?


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25489458 - 09/25/18 11:36 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

What made you want to get drinks with the dude after him hitting you?
Never had that thought cross my mind after getting rear ended  :oldman:


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Re: Legendary Nintendo Cowboys [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #25489460 - 09/25/18 11:39 PM (5 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Why every 2-3 months?



Meh, some work shit. They do all my bookings. Probably they save money that way.

Quote:

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What made you want to get drinks with the dude after him hitting you?



Well, I just had a car crash and I wanted a drink to calm my nerves. Drinks are better with company. Plus, I like random adventures and people.


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