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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Great Scott]
    #25512288 - 10/04/18 04:01 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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Anyone know how accurate the calorie counter is on exercise machines? The elliptical machine shows around 10-15 calories burnt per minute. Does that seem right?



I'm not sure how accurate they are. I know the "Curve" is full of shit, it will claim you've burnt 90 cals in 5 minutes. That is virtually impossible. 50 cals in 5 minutes is believable. the treadmill says I end up burning about 125cals per mile @ 6.5mph


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Acuriousmycologist]
    #25512291 - 10/04/18 04:03 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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Great Scott said:
Anyone know how accurate the calorie counter is on exercise machines? The elliptical machine shows around 10-15 calories burnt per minute. Does that seem right?




It varies wildly with BMI and body composition and it will be less and less as your body adapts to be more efficient.

Side note: just a little alcohol and all afterburn (calories burned at elevated level after exercise) pretty much halts.


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Keto today hopefully I can keep it going




You got this bruv




So do you - it'll be cool to see your progress pics.




Thanks dawg. I think so too... anyone else that wants to throw up your before pictures. It might be embarrassing and I'm looking like an eggplant myself but who cares? Imagine how I'll look by xmas.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: st1llnox]
    #25512357 - 10/04/18 04:22 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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Imagine how I'll look by xmas.



As long as you maintain this outlook:

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Yeah you can even eat shitty as long as you eat portions properly



Not very different.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Great Scott]
    #25512359 - 10/04/18 04:22 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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Great Scott said:
Anyone know how accurate the calorie counter is on exercise machines? The elliptical machine shows around 10-15 calories burnt per minute. Does that seem right?



Depends on the machine but that range sounds right for moderately intense cardio. Make sure you enter you weight if possible for slightly more accurate readings.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Great Scott]
    #25512672 - 10/04/18 06:26 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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Anyone know how accurate the calorie counter is on exercise machines? The elliptical machine shows around 10-15 calories burnt per minute. Does that seem right?




Fairly accurate.  I don't really go to gyms because I don't like the scene, so 97% of my exercise is outside and alone, but in the past when I would go to a gym if the machine said I burnt 100cals I would count it at 80cals just to be safe.

Once you get to know your body and get in better shape you will probably not even worry about counting calories unless you're "cutting" for some fitness thing, just focus more on the intensity of your workouts.  It's rather freeing to just be able to focus on the intensity of your workout, sometimes keeping tabs on all the machinery, stats, etc, can take our minds off of going hard in the paint.:grin:

Also, don't compare yourself to someone that has been working out for a while.  Plenty of pics show how long it takes to build muscle, those that have a good bit of it have been working towards that physique for a while, growth doesn't happen overnight but once you begin to see it you'll want to keep moving forward with your progression.

If you're on an elliptical for joint/knee reasons there's plenty of research which states that running isn't bad on your joints, it makes them stronger.  But do what you will, just don't quit on it!


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Lucis]
    #25512676 - 10/04/18 06:29 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

When I go hard as possible, the machine says I'm doing 15 calories per minute. It only shows maybe 10-12 calories per minute if I'm just pacing myself and not going as hard.

Seems about right.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Great Scott]
    #25512750 - 10/04/18 07:03 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING POST GOING IN TWO WRONG FUCKING THREADS

E D I T


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Wesker]
    #25513296 - 10/04/18 10:18 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

So what is this about, Wesker? I'm confused.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: st1llnox]
    #25513941 - 10/05/18 08:24 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I just ran 4.6 miles in 36 minutes and 15 seconds. I'm logging my runs on an app called Runkeeper. PM me if you want to compare runs.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: paradoxlost]
    #25513942 - 10/05/18 08:25 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Good job.

I logged 21.29 km walking yesterday.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: st1llnox]
    #25513961 - 10/05/18 08:33 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I lifted some heavy rocks for a bit yesterday out in this park where I like to hang out and I'm feeling it a bit today. Haven't been hiking as far there lately but I get in a few km when I go. Been trying to get back into chin-ups but I struggle to do 6.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: psi]
    #25513991 - 10/05/18 08:51 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I cover about 20 miles a day on the stationary bike. It's my preferred form of cardio since I can read books whilst I'm on it and thus kill two birds with one stone.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: psi]
    #25514009 - 10/05/18 08:58 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I checked out the pool at my school yesterday

its huge and empty and clean

I should be able to go most days after class.  I started getting back into it this summer and by the end of it I felt like I could compete. I usually go in on an edible and pretend a shark is chasing me while I listen to music on a waterproof ipod shuffle. I used to be alright as a kid on the swim team but recently I've been meticulously tweaking all of my strokes for efficiency and posture. But at the same time I dont really look at the clock and I just focus on exerting as much force as I can against the water. No better work out. All of your muscles. Strengthens joints and its all cardio.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25514013 - 10/05/18 09:00 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

This was three years ago (31), when I was in peak condition:
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Since then, I've been to hell and back, lost a lot of muscle and gained a lot of fat. I didn't take any pics for obvious reasons.

However this is me a few minutes ago. Another six months on the path I'm on now and I reckon I can exceed my previous peak:
.

Hopefully some inspiration for y'all.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25514020 - 10/05/18 09:02 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

twacked my back out digging up a stump and moving rocks and started a new job but once i get my schedule for next week il be back at it.

kind of fell off with my eating as well due to an influx of sugar but feeling focused again.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: cannabinated]
    #25514023 - 10/05/18 09:03 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I had to get back into swimming after fucking up my joints biking. Most people over 200 shouldnt run or bike unless they are careful about it.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25514025 - 10/05/18 09:04 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Your tramp stamp is on the wrong side.


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25514032 - 10/05/18 09:08 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

The tattooist fucked it up which is why those odd dots are on each side of it. He put it wrong side on and back to front. Cunt!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25514055 - 10/05/18 09:14 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Moved over a ton of furniture cumulatively and hit the gym for 45 of various muscles yesterday. Not too much cardio but ill live. My legs are so sore


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Re: Mkay guys it's time to get IN SHAPE [Re: cannabinated]
    #25514181 - 10/05/18 09:58 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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This was three years ago (31), when I was in peak condition:

:kingcrankey:

Since then, I've been to hell and back, lost a lot of muscle and gained a lot of fat. I didn't take any pics for obvious reasons.

However this is me a few minutes ago. Another six months on the path I'm on now and I reckon I can exceed my previous peak:

:crankey:

Hopefully some inspiration for y'all.




Thanks for this, JSB. It's really good to see someone who has been able to largely maintain AND rev up for some improvement.
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I had to get back into swimming after fucking up my joints biking. Most people over 200 shouldnt run or bike unless they are careful about it.




Ellipticals are really good if someone's still in the overweight phase of their fitness path :smile:

Ergs too and rowing is a stupid good workout.


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