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Pecheur
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Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer
#25472969 - 09/19/18 02:37 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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This morning in Texas.....someones great grandmother Judy Cochran {new Mayor of Livingston} shot and killed a certified 12 foot-580 lb gator with a Winchester 22 Magnum in one shot.
She finally feels like she has avenged her miniature horse that disappeared mysteriously a few years ago. Having had vanished without a single trace left on her river front property it lead her to suspect only a large gator could possibly be to blame for such heart wrenching tragedy. With a short 20 day window for gator hunting season, she finally found her gator...using a bait hook and a raccoon carcas her son brought her.
The gator is being processed so she'll have a proper pair of commemorative boots, eat the meat and mount its maw in her abode.
Grandma operates bro....do you?
Your land is invaded by enraged zealous zombie gators coming after your cattle and stash...whatta ya do?
Apparently for some in Texas: you Grab ya biscuits and call good ole Meemaw.
Edited by Pecheur (09/19/18 03:01 PM)
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Pecheur
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Re: Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer [Re: Pecheur]
#25472995 - 09/19/18 03:00 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer [Re: Pecheur]
#25473007 - 09/19/18 03:08 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want to eat a gator. I bet it tastes like a combination of fishchicken.
Does my Grandma have to kill it first?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Pecheur
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Re: Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25473014 - 09/19/18 03:12 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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No! You have to kill it yourself! How are you gunna go about it?
It was kinda chewy when I had it. It probably wasnt tenderized at all. I dont know what cut it was but the tenderloin is supposed to be like veal.
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relic
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Re: Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#25473162 - 09/19/18 04:27 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: I want to eat a gator. I bet it tastes like a combination of fishchicken.
Does my Grandma have to kill it first?
breaded and deep fried tail meat is decent. one step above frog's legs, i'd say. would eat again.
sidenote: gramma used to trap turtles in the river and make soup. deelish. she was savage af when cracking shells open
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Re: Mayor Meemaw the Mighty Gator Maimer [Re: relic] 1
#25473166 - 09/19/18 04:30 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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gator is pretty good
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