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OfflinePatlal
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Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance
    #25455694 - 09/12/18 08:36 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

The Ottawa Senators are 250 to 1 in Vegas right now for winning the Stanley Cup. I'vve been keeping track of that team like it's my job. They are in the same situation that the Golden Knights were in last year.  The team is comprised of kids that never wanted to be there in the first place because of all the shit in the world. The Owner is writing letters in the paper trying to get the fans back.  He gave the jackpot to many players by signing them all just one year.

Erik Karlsson is staying I'm fairly certain for his last year of contract before he can get 100 million anywhere. I think this is it. Perfect shitshow for a bunch of kids, a frustrated core and a fucked if you do/fucked if you don't Captain.  Best player in the league that Karlsson.  Right next to Crosby, Ovechkin and Toews. If not better than them.

250 to 1 odds.  100$ and you make 25000$. 30 teams.  30-1 reals odds of winning the cup.  Vegas pays always 8 times these odds.

I know 100$ is a 100$....  But all of the sudden, you will fucking LOVE my Senators.  It will be that unknown team in a sport most of you don't watch you have money riding on.

Talk about discovering a new hobby!  Pro-sports is the way to live... A bunch or dreamers trying to out stupid themselves into winning the hardest fucking trophy on earth.


The Captain:



The team that was one goal away from the Stanley Cup finals 2 years ago




The one TRUE Captain of the Senators



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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: Patlal]
    #25455978 - 09/12/18 10:32 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

:patlal:


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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: Patlal]
    #25456122 - 09/12/18 11:11 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Toronto raptors for Eastern Conference Champions at 4/1, and you know, they have a much better shot.


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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #25456132 - 09/12/18 11:14 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

i thought this was going to be about taking a chocolate risk...
if that was the case i would be game :datass:


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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: crackbaby]
    #25456136 - 09/12/18 11:15 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Hot chocolate cock?


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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #25456167 - 09/12/18 11:25 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Do you want to take a calculate risk? Here's your chance [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #25456204 - 09/12/18 11:41 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Toronto raptors for Eastern Conference Champions at 4/1, and you know, they have a much better shot.




Yeah I know.

Then again im being offered 4 to 1  for a 30 to 1 competition.

That's how they get most of their cash... Betting on the supposed winner...

Take small bets on long shots.  eventually one will happen and cover all the loss bet with a profit.  anything more than the amount of team in the leagueis a safe small bet. 31/1 payout is better than a 30/1 odd.

Learnenough about what you want to gamble with and 1000 times more about what you are betting on is playing against and suddenly you have the upper hand.

Are you smart enough to get the upper hand?


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