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mndfreeze 
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What do you want done with your body after you die? 1
#25451508 - 09/11/18 04:24 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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It seems only fitting that after the other thread about how you want to die that we have one about what you want done after.
I'm going to list 2 things. One I would really like, and one that is more realistic with costs and such.
Both ways I want to be cremated. Space on our planet is at a premium and my loved ones can always have an urn with some ashes or other memorial. I'd like to have most of me launched into space, ideally right at the sun or out of the solar system. The idea of becoming fuel for our planet via sunlight and nuclear fusion is amazing, but so is the idea of being launched out into the void to sail for who knows how long, possibly longer than our species or even planet exists.
The more realistic way is cremation and scattered out over the ocean. It's always been a special place to me after growing up on the beautiful central CA coast where pristine beaches and sea life still exist. Wanted to be a marine biologist when I was younger, thankfully computers were a hobby because I would have never made it through all the schooling for it...
A full on crypt would be cool, always liked going to graveyards and just checking out all the stones and old families, but it seems such an excess when I won't care or actually need it.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: mndfreeze]
#25451514 - 09/11/18 04:28 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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The way my mother went.
Cremation, scattering of the ashes into the ocean by my loved ones. The same spot too, by the lighthouse where I had a foreshadow as a child, that it would happen.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Asante]
#25451563 - 09/11/18 05:17 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. I won't care. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit?
Although, i am going to die and I have to tell people what to do with my remains. I have an idea for something to do with my body or for other people to do with it, that will do good in the world. It doesn’t exist yet as an institution but I’m gonna create it, starting with my body. What it is, it’s a place where you can go and be with a dead body and you just do whatever you want. And the point of this is that there are people out there who have sexual compulsions and they can’t control them and so they go and they bother alive people. And with this you get it out of your system. This is the deal. You go in the room. There’s nobody else with you. You’ve got 90 minutes. You just do whatever you want, whatever it is. Shit in my mouth. Stick my toe in your pussy. Piss on my face. Whatever is the thing you gotta do. Jack off with the cartilage of my ear. Whatever is your heart’s desire. I want to be the Willy Wonka for perverts. You can come on my back and pretend that I’m your father. I am dead, i don't mind.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: mndfreeze] 7
#25451568 - 09/11/18 05:19 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want to be fed to starving children in Africa.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#25451572 - 09/11/18 05:24 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: mndfreeze] 1
#25451573 - 09/11/18 05:28 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wanna go in the ground, on the family farm in Australia, without a box and with my motorbike by my side.
I wanna be worm food.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25451578 - 09/11/18 05:34 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Probably cremation. Hopefully after donating whatever still works in my body that hasn’t been ruined by my extracurriculars.
And keep my body the fuck out of the church and away from the clergy.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: DustyBottoms]
#25451586 - 09/11/18 05:40 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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What if your ashes where mixed into a substrate. Kinda like in how high they mixed a guys ashes in a weed plant.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: mndfreeze]
#25451592 - 09/11/18 05:45 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want a good sized and hot fire to be built, akin to how we do it at work. Throw my body on with some green pepperwood layered on top. If it's properly hot and tall enough, with madrone or live oak coals, the bones will largely breakdown.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Sofaking420]
#25451596 - 09/11/18 05:46 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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probably cremated, spread into the confluence of rivers where we spread my mom's ashes.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Tulipslave] 1
#25451620 - 09/11/18 06:16 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I’m glad you asked. I’m going to invite all of my friends and family to the ceremony. They’re all going to be given 5 gallon buckets. Then they’re going to throw my corpse through a wood chipper and whoever catches the most of my remains gets all my shit
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: King Klick] 2
#25451635 - 09/11/18 06:32 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want to be cremated and be planted with a baby tree. Then my family can like... talk to me as a tree.
My 10 yo said nope... I'm getting cryogenically frozen. He wants to freeze mine and his father's head and put us on robots when able.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: pachoo] 1
#25451640 - 09/11/18 06:38 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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^^^ That’s almost exactly what I do with my dogs, except for the cremation part. I have a beautiful wooded back yard that they love. I’ll always have my dogs put down at home, bury them in my backyard, and plant a dogwood tree on top of them.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: JizzMasterZero]
#25451645 - 09/11/18 06:47 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes spread on the summit of Mt Snow in Dover Vt, Mt Snow is where i learned how to snowboard, and ride DH mountain bikes. Definitely my favorite place.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: pachoo] 1
#25451651 - 09/11/18 06:51 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
pachoo said: I want to be cremated and be planted with a baby tree. Then my family can like... talk to me as a tree.
If you wanna be a pine tree they can stab you and make nice smelling candles.
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: larry.fisherman] 3
#25451661 - 09/11/18 06:58 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want during the middle of the wake for my coffin to open up and my body just lifted out of it on strings. Then audio will start playing and I'll tell people thanks for stopping by in which I go into a little musical number with a cane and hat. When people talk about my death I want them to use the word 'marvelous.'
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Konyap] 1
#25451694 - 09/11/18 07:26 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] 1
#25451706 - 09/11/18 07:35 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll donate my organs and from there i dont really mind. If i have kids I do like the idea of having a grave of mine they can visit if they choose to. But I'd only get that if they wanted. Otherwise I dont really care much at this stage. Maybe that'll change in time tho
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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] 2
#25451716 - 09/11/18 07:43 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Biodegradable coffin, or something similar. I wanna be eaten and redistributed by the bugs, roots, etc...


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Re: What do you want done with your body after you die? [Re: 1234go]
#25451718 - 09/11/18 07:44 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why not cremation?
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