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Beating drug tests
    #25448930 - 09/10/18 03:31 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Dang I didn't realize how simple it is to hack pee tests. Maybe there is more information now than a decade ago when I tried this before...

Anyway long story short, got a DUI bought some etg strips and what looked like the best detox drink (ultimate gold, which contains an herb that treats urinary problems, plus standard vitamins and creatine...

Cool thing about the FDA is all the ingredients have to be listed on consumables... Since I'm going to be on for over a year I decided it's best not to spend over ten bucks on a drink when I can buy the ingredients...

Now I got a shit load of little koolaid drink mix that I tested and seems to work better than the drink itself (I noticed with the commercial drink my piss was rather clear during cleansing but not with my own mix which is higher in vitamins)

Pretty impressed with myself that I was able to get a bulk supply of cleansers so easily, without having to tinker as the first blend I made up works perfect...

Any other thoughts on the subject, experience, btw will be happy to get rid of a few for trade that covers the shipping.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25448933 - 09/10/18 03:39 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Water n lots of it was my strategy 99% of the time


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25448984 - 09/10/18 05:27 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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SurReality said:
Any other thoughts on the subject.



Stop getting busted..


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: Amanita86]
    #25449051 - 09/10/18 06:51 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

That's the idea... Again this was for a DUI I'm not dealing with drug charges

Assume much?


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25451426 - 09/11/18 05:05 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Busted for a dui, got it...  :thumbup:


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: Amanita86]
    #25453786 - 09/12/18 01:22 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

yep i'm a horrible human being. one of the few who still has problems.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25453817 - 09/12/18 01:46 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Dude.. don’t get all whiney.  I said busted, you got busted, I’m not judging..just recommending..


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: Amanita86]
    #25453884 - 09/12/18 03:12 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

i'm sorry, didn't realize i was coming off in that way. certainly being whiny doesn't add any value to the discussion.  i can't believe i even worried about passing drug test to deter getting busted in the future when i can just not get busted in the past.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality] * 1
    #25453903 - 09/12/18 03:28 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

:waitingpatiently: ....nigga pls


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: Amanita86]
    #25453911 - 09/12/18 03:38 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

i'm sorry didn't mean to derail your thread, carry on about whatever the point is anymore.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25453915 - 09/12/18 03:39 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

..:thumbsup:


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: Amanita86]
    #25454007 - 09/12/18 05:04 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

what is it exactly you contribute to the community? just in case a thread doesn't kick off you come along and just dumb it down a bit as a way to increase traffic? or do you just make impulsive make remarks without even bothering to address the point?

maybe i'm just missing the connection, but how exactly does stopping getting busted address the subject that is regarding techniques or experience passing drug testing on demand?

honestly can't believe i'm bothering to respond to someone who insists on filling threads with useless remarks. until i noticed you actually hold administrative permission on a message board while having no concern or competence contributing a basic conversation.

i mean shit happens, i've missed the point of conversation plenty of times. but not only do you continues derailing from the subject upon being called out on it... you actually do so in a way that suggests you just don't approve of the subject and are entitled to imposing a view on the matter that alligns to your approval: not getting busted, as opposed to detox methods.

i'm totally over the failed discussion, but since you insisted on derailing the thread with your superiority over people who choose to disobey a rule that is not even grounded moral or ethic. lets discuss whatever interests you more for the sake actually having a conversation.

its not like i'm suggesting we hack a breathalyzer that someone has installed in their car in order to continue drinking and driving.  the justice system has no business in regulating personal consumption that does no injustice to society.

so what is your problem with the subject i chose to discuss by starting this thread? why are you so entitled to imposing your disapproval via disruptive commentary? is there anything wrong with my using the power of research and scientific experimentation to render an unwarranted invasion privacy for the sole purpose adding extended punishment on a crime that is not being repeat (yes i committed a crime by irresponsibly deciding to become intoxicated and putting other drivers at risk)

that does mean i don't have the right to have a say in what i consume responsible, especially if i'm doing so with the intent of being the most productive citizen i can be so i can get passed this and get back to my life.

i dare you to actually contribute something positive regarding your superior stance, and actually reason why you disapprove rather than causing a distraction with uncalled for disrespect. and if i somehow misinterpreted your point, please correct.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454016 - 09/12/18 05:12 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

You seem to be getting a little defensive.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454036 - 09/12/18 05:30 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha your not actually of admin permission... you just decided to title yourself something that suggestions that... literally self proclaimed entitlement, clearly explains your self righteous comments and lack of competence in actually being involved in an actually conversation.


well take the stage sir, you wanted the attention. you have my attention. i'd love to see if you really think your better than the other members here or if you hide behind false authority to distract from how incompetent you are with thinking for yourself rather than depending on the governments laws for guidance with what to decide when you aren't sure what choice to make since your haven't yet succeeded in harnessing the comprehension to make your own difficult choices when your can just follow rule book and blindly trust authority so you don't have to spend time failing to actually understand your purpose and be convince that your obedience makes you a somewhat good person because you can say you don't get busted.


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454041 - 09/12/18 05:36 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

What?

You're delusional dude talking yourself into a hole?

You been smoking crystal?

:spun:


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: KetaminePeen]
    #25454045 - 09/12/18 05:38 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

You got busted for a DUI and you can't just stop drinking? Take some acid instead....

Get on them psychedelics / etizolam


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454054 - 09/12/18 05:48 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

of course i am getting defensive. i see no point in obeying punishment that hinders how effectively i actually pay for my crime. and then be judged for breaking the rules that are really only there for people who don't understand what those rules were set in place to actually prevent.

my original point was pretty simple and easy, but its entertaining to just be told "well just don't make mistakes"

everyone makes mistakes, not everyone is humble enough to accept that though. and those are the people to put in check because if they can't think for themselves you never know who is actually utilizing that mindless tool.



lol actually i have to pass a full 7 panel and etg. but i understand your assumption, one who is capable to understanding proper punish would be perfectly logical in assuming a crime commit while drunk would not just mean you gotta quit drinking... and yea i have actually replaced the majority of my substance utilization with psychedelics. but at times i really benefit being about to unwind at the end of the day. and thanks to some research i can without having to worry


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454101 - 09/12/18 06:39 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

any way you could use fake pee?


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454182 - 09/12/18 08:28 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

:melt:


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Re: Beating drug tests [Re: SurReality]
    #25454210 - 09/12/18 08:47 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

So I guess to get back on topic...

Generally "cleanse" drinks don't really work. Shit just takes time to get through your kidneys and liver and thats why drinking tons of water so you pee a lot works.  The various herbs and such that cleanse drinks use have little to no actual proof behind them.

The best way you can beat a test is to buy fake piss, like quick fix.  It works really well.


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