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Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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 FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER 
#2543527 - 04/09/04 01:03 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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i found this link on overgrow...http://grouphug.us...it is an annonymous confession board. you thought you were a fucked up weirdo...browse here!!
also post the funniest confessions you come across.
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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 ImYourSpedFriend
Fear and Loathing
Registered: 11/13/03
Posts: 870
Loc: NH
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2543580 - 04/09/04 01:13 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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A few yrs. ago, I was having sex with my then girlfriend in this motel somewhere (she was on top riding me). Right in the middle of it, I smelled something really horrible. At about this time, she hopped off and ran like hell to the bathroom. When I looked down at my dick there was wet shit on it. There was also shit on the sheets. Needless to say, that was the end of that.
Thank god I was wearing a rubber.
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ImYourSpedFriend
Fear and Loathing
Registered: 11/13/03
Posts: 870
Loc: NH
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2543640 - 04/09/04 01:27 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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best yet ...
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22700628 - I am mediocre.
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TODAY
Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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lol, don't get addicted to this site like me!
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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ImYourSpedFriend
Fear and Loathing
Registered: 11/13/03
Posts: 870
Loc: NH
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2543830 - 04/09/04 02:06 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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I keep hitting random ... It's the best way so far to pass time waiting for new posts in here... very addicting
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blu3
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 03/05/04
Posts: 2,546
Loc: Colorado
Last seen: 11 years, 3 months
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Quote:
heh...:
I love to let my dog eat me out, it's the best feeling, i also get super horney when i see pictures of people fucking like horses or dogs
heh...
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Snape
Eternal Chaos
Registered: 08/04/03
Posts: 2,285
Loc: Montreal, Quebec
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2543897 - 04/09/04 02:34 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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when i was 6 years old, my uncle molested me and touched me down there. i remember getting this funny feeling when he did it.
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I think TVs are evil. I hate them and I think they should be banned. Instead, we should all run through the streets naked.
The thought of no one being able to tape mass nakedness and watch it later is somewhat sad, however.
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I'm floating in the sea of stars,
I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 8,670
Loc: Canoodia
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2543992 - 04/09/04 03:05 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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HAHAHAHA thats awesome dude. Some of those are fucking hilarious!!!!
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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks
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Phychotron
Crazy Mofo
Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 9,102
Loc: In A Forest Of Colossal F...
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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i always imagine that if some asshole harrasses me randomly that i'll kick his face in or something, but i never do. i always just try and be their friend so they'll leave me alone.
i'm going to buy a knife so next time i can just stab them in the throat.
i guess i sort of feel bad for thinking that, but boy do i hate most people. why do they have to be such dicks ?
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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible.
 Only the foolish fear the inevitable.
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TODAY
Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: Phychotron]
#2544105 - 04/09/04 04:04 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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"My mother was washing the dishes the other day and i couldnt help but visual her washing a migjet."
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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TODAY
Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2544291 - 04/09/04 04:57 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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i can't shit unless i am totally naked ... even in public toilets i just can't shit if i have any clothes on at all.
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i like to sit naked at my computer when i'm talking to people online. i dont masterbate, i just like to lounge.
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one time some friends and i went swimming in a flooded river and it was flowing pretty fast, and heaps of hormones were running, so we decided to swim downstream naked. i showed my dick to a girl when it was hard and she smiled.
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hello. i just masterbated while looking at my roommate... he is a guy and i am a guy. i love looking at him naked, and when i am with my girlfriend... i just wish it was me and my roommate.
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I also watched a bunch of 14 yearold or so teenagers encourage a 3 yearold girl to take her clothes off. (they teenage boys were her older brothers) It turned me on, i never saw a girl naked before. I wish it never happened
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im so afraid of ghosts that one night i actually shit my bed in the middle of the night. i had to go so bad, when i got up later that day i had forgotten about my 3am accident and since i sleep naked i had been rolling around in my shit all night.
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Sometimes when I get bored at work, I go to the ladies bathroom (I'm male) go in a cubicle, strip naked and jerk off.
I get a rush when a co-worker comes in and uses the cubicle next to mine and starts to pee. Sometimes I raise the stakes by standing outside the cubicle, naked, just pulling my pud, daring someone to come in and catch me at it.
I need counselling, like now.
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I once put my finger in my butthole while masturbating. I didn't enjoy it at all, actually I didn't even feel anything.
I did it again last night.
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Once, me and my friend found a midget and we threw it into our trunk. We ended up getting real drunk that night and forgetting about it. I took a taxi to the airport early the next day, forgetting about the midgets until i was already in Paris. When I got back, I didn't even open the trunk, but abandoned the car and reported it stolen for the insurance money. When my friend later asked about it, I told him that I let it out.
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once i dreamed i was a midget called tony
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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Snape
Eternal Chaos
Registered: 08/04/03
Posts: 2,285
Loc: Montreal, Quebec
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2544466 - 04/09/04 06:00 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said:
Once, me and my friend found a midget and we threw it into our trunk. We ended up getting real drunk that night and forgetting about it. I took a taxi to the airport early the next day, forgetting about the midgets until i was already in Paris. When I got back, I didn't even open the trunk, but abandoned the car and reported it stolen for the insurance money. When my friend later asked about it, I told him that I let it out.
BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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I'm floating in the sea of stars,
I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2544478 - 04/09/04 06:03 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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! It's a comedy goldmine!  Thanx for posting that!
But I still maintain that Imma fucked-up weirdo, though.  
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TODAY
Battletoad
Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: Le_Canard]
#2545143 - 04/09/04 08:54 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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i'm also a fucked up weirdo...but some of these confessions lead me to believe that either:
1. everybody is just as fucked up
2. maybe i'm not too fucked up afterall
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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ChiefThunderbong
Inhale to theChief
Registered: 10/18/02
Posts: 3,647
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2545382 - 04/09/04 10:33 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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I got really high and for some reason or another i put the elmers glue i used to make a homemade bong with in the fridge. When my mom asked about it i denied ever even knowing we had elmers glue.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS SITE!
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He burned her slippers. The dog never ate them. I wasn't really respondsible since I was on shrooms at the time. But I really enjoyed the flames.
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Yeah spinnin' around again
yea caught in a tailspin
Edited by ChiefThunderbong (04/09/04 10:34 PM)
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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman
Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 31,129
Loc: A rare and different tune
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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hahahah yqa iv knowen about that for a while
its pretty funny
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PJDIDDLE
Registered: 10/17/02
Posts: 2,837
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#2545492 - 04/09/04 11:19 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman
Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 31,129
Loc: A rare and different tune
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: PJDIDDLE]
#2545507 - 04/09/04 11:27 PM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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i found one about 6 moths ago that said
"sometimes i like to pour hot tea on my toes and pretend that someone is peeing on me"
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ceephax
Tapeworm
Registered: 10/08/03
Posts: 106
Loc: Gastrointestinal track
Last seen: 19 years, 9 months
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2545678 - 04/10/04 12:38 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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Think Im getting more fucked up than I already am just from looking at this site; WHY THE FUCK CAN't I STOP LOOKING ??!?
almost as addicting as the shrooomery
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What am I saying? I'm not even Chinese!
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Anonymous
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Re: FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER [Re: TODAY]
#2545707 - 04/10/04 12:55 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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"I am seriously the pantysniffing bandit. By the time it's all said and done, I will know how hundreds of women smell between their legs."
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