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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #25431139 - 09/02/18 04:55 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

she my sugar mumma


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25431240 - 09/02/18 05:58 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

MOAR CHUCKFACTS PLEASE...


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: crackbaby]
    #25431332 - 09/02/18 06:49 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't mind having a yardchuck or bananachuck.
That woman is definitely a bananachucker!

Edited by passifloracaerulea (09/02/18 06:52 PM)

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: MushMaggot] * 1
    #25431963 - 09/03/18 12:20 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

4 pages.

4 godDAMN
WOODCHUCKIN
pages

and youre goddamned right I wouldnt have it any other way.

whatcha chuckin?


WOOD



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
    #25431968 - 09/03/18 12:24 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

this thread isn't big enough to qualify as a megathread yet ;/

GET TO WORK PEOPLE


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: mndfreeze] * 1
    #25433510 - 09/03/18 05:23 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: MushMaggot] * 1
    #25434394 - 09/04/18 06:04 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

*CHUCKFACT*
The woodchuck is a solitary animal who lives underground in a large, elaborate burrow, called a sette. These underground mazes may be 80 feet long, with several levels and multiple entrances. Most adult chucks dig 3 or 4 separate settes on their territory!



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25434643 - 09/04/18 09:33 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

If this thread has a purpose, I think it should be to correct the woodchuck name and start calling them by their more dignified name of Marmot. Woodchuck, rockchuck, whistlepig are are disrespectful and laughed at names given to the astute and dignified marmot.

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25434785 - 09/04/18 11:01 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

They’re also a good way to fuck up your feet or leg if you’re not careful. Very inconsiderate, these ‘hogs. Leaving fucking holes all over the fuckin’ place. Savages.

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #25436286 - 09/04/18 09:34 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

*CHUCKFACT*
Woodchucks are skilled climbers and swimmers, which helps them to escape less-skilled predators. Their burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: crackbaby]
    #25436456 - 09/04/18 11:04 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

MOAARR... MOOOAARRRR!


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: mndfreeze]
    #25436472 - 09/04/18 11:12 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I like the name whistlepig. Can this be the "Whistlepig Appreciation Megathread" please. At least do it for a couple days to build more appreciation. It's the least we could do for these little chubby cuties.

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: mndfreeze] * 3
    #25436473 - 09/04/18 11:12 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

look dis flat boi



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #25436485 - 09/04/18 11:19 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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I like the name whistlepig. Can this be the "Whistlepig Appreciation Megathread" please. At least do it for a couple days to build more appreciation. It's the least we could do for these little chubby cuties.




I approve of this rename. I think we should petition the various science hives around the world and get them to change it officially.  Whistle pig sounds way more fun than wood chuck.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: mndfreeze] * 1
    #25436486 - 09/04/18 11:21 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

THA FUQ YOU SAY?!



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #25436501 - 09/04/18 11:27 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
I like the name whistlepig. Can this be the "Whistlepig Appreciation Megathread" please. At least do it for a couple days to build more appreciation. It's the least we could do for these little chubby cuties.



Whatever colloquial term you use be it whistle pig , groundhog, digger cat, yard bear, land beaver, marmot, we jus luv em ok! :sadyes:

*CHUCKFACT*
The name woodchuck has nothing to do with wood. Or chucking. It is derived from the Algonquian name for the critters, wuchak.  The woodchuck is one of several North American animals whose name has Native American origins. Unfortunately, those exact origins are unknown. Early colonists in New England reported that "wuchak" was the name for the animal in a local Algonquian language, but this word was never recorded in a dictionary and the Algonquian languages of that region are no longer natively spoken, so the original form of the word has been lost to time. It may have actually been the word for a fisher (a member of the weasel family) instead, since the word for fisher sounds similar to wuchak in living Algonquian languages (such as the Cree word ocek, pronounced similar to oo-check.) Or it might have been an English corruption of a longer word like the Narragansett word ockqutchaun, which did refer to a woodchuck. In any case, English-speaking Americans later adapted the name "wuchak" into the modern form "woodchuck," which was easier for them to remember. :sadyes:

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25436518 - 09/04/18 11:36 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I guess a Wuchak and a Woodchuck are really about the same if you didn't have books.

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #25436523 - 09/04/18 11:39 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: crackbaby]
    #25436530 - 09/04/18 11:42 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25441296 - 09/06/18 08:41 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

*CHUCKFACT*
If properly aligned, woodchuck upper and lower incisors grind away at each other with every bite, keeping suitably short; when not in good order, they may miss one another and just keep growing until they look like the tusks on a wild boar; if too long, a woodchuck’s upper incisors can impale the lower jaw, with fatal results. :goat:


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