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Summoning Circle * 1
    #25405617 - 08/22/18 05:46 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

What three items would someone need to put a circle to successfully summon you in a summoning ritual?

Feel free to answer for yourself and others, just don’t be an ass.

For me?

I’d say the Necronomicon, a Bassnectar ticket, and a breakfast burrito.

How about you?

Also, what items would you use to summon me?


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25405635 - 08/22/18 05:52 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

If I want to summon sunshine, I bring ganja, bladed weapons and a used meth pipe.

Oh, you said summon me. :facepalm:

Uh, I suppose, some tea leaves from China, er, some parakeet feathers from my grandmother birdcage and um, an arrowhead I found once when I was a child.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25405757 - 08/22/18 06:55 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I can be summoned with a dead cockroach, a corona beer bottle cap and an orange syringe cap!


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: Cherk]
    #25405798 - 08/22/18 07:15 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I can be summoned with some bipolar lined tubing,, a joinT:
And a dab.it's so deliciously beautiful


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25405856 - 08/22/18 07:55 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Large quantity of LSD.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25405860 - 08/22/18 07:57 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I would capture bassnectr's soul in a bottle to summon sara.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25405863 - 08/22/18 07:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Weed, papers, and a grinder. Summoning circle will be guaranteed effective.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25405880 - 08/22/18 08:09 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

3 eggs, a dildo, and the blood of a slut.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #25405961 - 08/22/18 08:56 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25405967 - 08/22/18 08:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

to summon me

drums
weed
pussy


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: JohnnieYen] * 1
    #25406003 - 08/22/18 09:13 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Activated pineal gland, stimulated & decalcified.

Assorted entheogens.

God.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: voidjester_entheo] * 1
    #25406030 - 08/22/18 09:23 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I couldn't be summoned. I won't deal some some kids punk shit for any 3 items.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #25406142 - 08/22/18 10:24 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

King Klick said:
I couldn't be summoned. I won't deal some some kids punk shit for any 3 items.






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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: voidjester_entheo]
    #25406222 - 08/22/18 11:04 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

A scab, photo's of an actual crime scene/massacre and coconut oil. None of those things are related by the way, just in case...


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #25406257 - 08/22/18 11:16 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
To summon you, i would use these three items.

1) http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bassnectar-Hat-Pin-/312213284039?nav=SEARCH

2) http://www.ebay.com/itm/MTG-ALPHA-MOX-PEARL-BGS-8-5-nm-mint-vintage-graded-rare-power-9-magic-card-/302825806699?nav=SEARCH

3) http://www.ebay.com/itm/Huge-very-rare-classic-and-new-Pokemon-Cards-lot-vintage-1990s-now-Wow-look-/163202517079?nav=SEARCH




I own that pin!
I also own several Mox Pearls! :lol;
Also a lot of Pokémon but not everything in that lot.
I stopped collecting after gen two came out.


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25406272 - 08/22/18 11:20 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Wait, SARAtonin, I just realized the nature of what You're hypothetically suggesting. You'd be trying to forcefully evoke Us or attempt to forcibly cause Us to astral project to Your immediate proximity.



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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25406335 - 08/22/18 11:53 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Well done.

I gotta up my summoning game :lol:


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Re: Summoning Circle [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25406338 - 08/22/18 11:56 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I really wanna get this one: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bassnectar-Hat-Pin-/312213285947?nav=SEARCH

Ive realised what Im gunna do. Buy a Bassnectar snapback and decorate it with Bassnectar pins.

It was there the whole time :strokebeard:


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