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Offlineyeah
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I wanna get back into BJJ
    #25395151 - 08/17/18 07:41 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

But I can't afford it

it's like $125 a month. One gym here last I heard was charging $300 a month.

It's the only form of cardio that I like :frown:


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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: yeah]
    #25395327 - 08/17/18 09:51 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Do some pushups and start a fight club. It's all free.


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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: yeah]
    #25395341 - 08/17/18 09:59 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

$150 here

OSS

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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #25395851 - 08/18/18 08:21 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/18/20 08:46 PM)

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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: Mandarinfish]
    #25395980 - 08/18/18 09:49 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I know a lot about it but I've never trained it.  I'd like to mix some of the chokes and locks into my martial art!  There are other styles of jiu-jitsu that have the wrist, finger and toe locks in them.  There's no way to tap a homie with that so they don't allow it in BJJ practice or competition.  I've seen all types of illegal methods in my study of grappling!
I want to study combat judo which is judo with all the illegal stuff.  It looks nothing like conventional judo.  I'd like to train all types of grappling more. 


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Edited by sunshine (08/18/18 10:49 AM)

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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: sunshine]
    #25397889 - 08/19/18 07:56 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/18/20 08:47 PM)

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InvisibleNot Responding
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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: yeah]
    #25398315 - 08/19/18 11:26 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

yeah said:
But I can't afford it

it's like $125 a month. One gym here last I heard was charging $300 a month.

It's the only form of cardio that I like :frown:




You're getting 300.00 a month for giving blow jobs? I dunno man. Doesn't really seem like it's worth it.

Now, if you were getting 300.00 a pop then hell yeah.  I'd be sucking dick all day.

Fucking mon, wed, fri, and sat. I could make an easy 5k a week. 20k a month just for sucking some dick...

Get all your jobs done by 12 and have the rest of the day enjoying that stacked cash.


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: Not Responding]
    #25398509 - 08/19/18 01:00 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

What happens on tuesday, thursday, and sunday? Enemas and stomach pumping?

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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25398516 - 08/19/18 01:02 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

days off, homie. gotta rest my throat muscles.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: Not Responding]
    #25398817 - 08/19/18 03:24 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Blow Job Judo?


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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #25398821 - 08/19/18 03:25 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

yes sir

and for your more aggressive cock suckers, Blow Job Jujitsu.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I wanna get back into BJJ [Re: Not Responding]
    #25398901 - 08/19/18 04:02 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I only practice martial arts that I use to kill people.  That's why I am such a murderer.


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