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I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle
    #25387361 - 08/14/18 09:11 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I pretty much just continuously track her down,  pick her up and lay her next to me where I bribe her with ear rubs.  She still doesn't like me though and runs after a while.  I then repeat the process next time I'm relaxing. Probably because she was wild before being fixed / declawed Does anyone else force pets to be affectionate?  I feel like a dog/cat that doesn't like attention / hanging out is just an expense with no real benefit for me 


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387364 - 08/14/18 09:13 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

no I dont typically force animals to do anything

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25387366 - 08/14/18 09:15 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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no I dont typically force animals to do anything



I mean it's not like I'm holding her down and torturing her she stays on her own accord.  It's just an interaction
That never would have happened because she's leary of people


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #25387373 - 08/14/18 09:17 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

yah I mean I suppose ur not forcing her really n she stays till shes fed up n runs off. sometimes I flip my parents pupper on to her back n she always gets really nervous but then shes kay when u give her belly rubbins

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25387407 - 08/14/18 09:30 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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yah I mean I suppose ur not forcing her really n she stays till shes fed up n runs off. sometimes I flip my parents pupper on to her back n she always gets really nervous but then shes kay when u give her belly rubbins



Not really at all!  I think she's starting to warm up to me I just went downstairs to get some ham and she was still laying right next to my spot when I got back upstairs!


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387412 - 08/14/18 09:32 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

give her smol ham piece

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25387416 - 08/14/18 09:33 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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give her smol ham piece



I tried she wouldn't take the bait so I ate it
Which is weird cuz she ate ham the last time I offered her a smol peace


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387428 - 08/14/18 09:39 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

:nicekitty:

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387495 - 08/14/18 10:19 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

With some pets you definitely need to be forced. Some forceful affection is good, it sets an understanding. Especially if you "be weird" with them. Cats can be skittish so really the more you fuck with them and they get used to you the better. My one cat I could barely touch for the longest time until I crossed a few boundaries and she had a chance to kill some shit. I think it helped her see I wasn't trying to murder her. Now she will annoy the shit out of me and she pokes me with her little needle hands when she's happy so I'm constantly asking her to fuck off. My other cat though is a suck but just doesn't like sitting around with you so I never force it. Tickling their feet amuses me.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25387507 - 08/14/18 10:24 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Never force yourself on pussy


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25387508 - 08/14/18 10:24 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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:nicekitty:



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With some pets you definitely need to be forced. Some forceful affection is good, it sets an understanding. Especially if you "be weird" with them. Cats can be skittish so really the more you fuck with them and they get used to you the better. My one cat I could barely touch for the longest time until I crossed a few boundaries and she had a chance to kill some shit. I think it helped her see I wasn't trying to murder her. Now she will annoy the shit out of me and she pokes me with her little needle hands when she's happy so I'm constantly asking her to fuck off. My other cat though is a suck but just doesn't like sitting around with you so I never force it. Tickling their feet amuses me.



For sure man.  I enjoy tickling a spot on her leg she literally starts acting like she's having a seizure if I continue to tickle her for more than a split second. I get a yuge kick out that.

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After hearing about your puzzle taking up the other half of your bed for entirely too long I recommend you try it sometime. 


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The order has to be secret and no one is sure.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #25387542 - 08/14/18 10:42 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

There's no room for anyone in the bed anymore with the the puzzle and now the piano taking up the other half.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387641 - 08/14/18 11:36 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I believe that is called a struggle snuggle.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #25387651 - 08/14/18 11:42 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

my Lilly always crawls up onto my chest when i'm laying down on da couch

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25387667 - 08/14/18 11:49 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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no I dont typically force animals to do anything



I mean it's not like I'm holding her down and torturing her she stays on her own accord.  It's just an interaction
That never would have happened because she's leary of people




Fucking sounds like you are.


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #25387718 - 08/14/18 12:25 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I have never known a girl cat who likes forced affection. Boy cats generally like it but the girls like things strictly on their terms.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #25387902 - 08/14/18 01:52 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I mostly sob to my cat to love me bc he never stays when I want him to, but he'll completely insert himself into you and won't move on his own terms. He's also pretty long... and fat.. so he takes up some room. He's pretty sassy when I try to make him do something, as am I when he's all up in my business. But honestly he is by far the most sweetest and friendliest cat I've ever had or known. Never hurts you and loves on you tons.

Sometimes I'll force him to lay with me and he'll end up cool with it, and other times he'll just snuggle. He likes being under the blankets and spooned too.


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: pachoo]
    #25388022 - 08/14/18 02:44 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Nala Skitz is a purdy awesome kitty who runs around on my farm she recently became friends with Sassy. Kats sure are something else..

My cuz lives in the hood in the city. Their kitty is in a relationship ship with the neighbors cat. I watched them communicate in this strange cat language 1 time around midnight it was a fucking trip I could almost understand them.

Also the male kitty kept running back and forth acting crazy as fucked right before the Nazi's arrived. I confused them with the 98 or 97 paperclips but I was over ran that day. Gained some knowledge from the experience. They are all being investigated for their actions. I member the two this time around, but... they were just following orders, who's?

Now that's what I want to know.

Hoover is cool but Little is questionable.

Karma is real tho. Even tho I got fucked over by many individuals that day, (never would have happen if I lost my stupid super computer the day before coming back from the lake)

Karma alone managed to make sure my space ship returned to its rightful owner so I'm blessed about that, but pure shit I had to experience for 14 days for the 3rd and final time.

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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #25388038 - 08/14/18 02:54 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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I have never known a girl cat who likes forced affection. Boy cats generally like it but the girls like things strictly on their terms.



My kitty does, she loves it when you pick her up, roll her around and pat her back and stick her under the covers of the bed and she wriggles around like a little snake purring and then pops her head out a bit and falls asleep :awesome:


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Re: I force my girlfriends cat to snuggle [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #25388044 - 08/14/18 02:55 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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Never force yourself on pussy



After hearing about your puzzle taking up the other half of your bed for entirely too long I recommend you try it sometime. 





I might actually have a way aroung that problem now.  Should have thought about it waaaaaaay earlier but evidently I'm a fucking moron.

The puzzle itself is 3X4 and all the loose piece can just be store in small tupperwares as long as I keep the same colored pieces together... No more 4X8 plywood on my fucking bed...

Classical example of believing to be stuck in a scenario that has no solution....

I fell off the keto wagon for a week and a half... My overall mood lowered.  I'm no longer sharp as a tack... It really sucks.  But hey, it tasted sweet right? 

I just got back on the wagon Monday.  I finally finished eating all the carb laced product I bought to celebrate I don't know what...

I lost like 2 weeks of productive time before of this shit...

Give me a week and I'll be halfway back to the mental clarity I had a month ago...

No wonder I lost motivation to finish that fucking thing.


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