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lessismore

Registered: 02/10/13
Posts: 6,268

Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

#25386994 - 08/14/18 04:01 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

They are all strong healers those on Youtube, who preach Urine Therapy

Look it up

Urine makes you a strong healer & It cures diabetes, weight, cancer.

People even say it gives white teeth

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koraks

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,703

Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: lessismore]
#25387035 - 08/14/18 04:45 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Of course. Let's all petition for doctors switching over entirely towards advising urine therapy for the treatment of cancer an diabetes. The evidence is overwhelming, after all.

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Ahab McBathsalts
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Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 35,164
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB

Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: koraks]
#25387041 - 08/14/18 04:51 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Drinking the pee-pee was the old style test for diabetes for decades. If it tastes sweet, you're hooped.

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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 87,330

Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#25387050 - 08/14/18 04:57 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I drank too little and because of it my urine got too concentrated, so I designed a flavored water with addictive yet harmless flavor to trick me into drinking lots and lots. It worked like a charm.

My pee is lightly colored now, like it should be.

I dont think drinking pee is that healthy. Your kidneys spent an hour filtering the at stuff out of your bloodstream for a reason.

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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!

Registered: 08/15/16
Posts: 13,617
Loc: Hampsterdam

Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: lessismore]
#25387062 - 08/14/18 05:19 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

:judyfacepalm:

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MycoMinded

Registered: 06/26/18
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Loc: NC

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387144 - 08/14/18 06:47 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Urine therapy was invented for the type of people that are frequently told to eat shit, but lack commitment.

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UpSyndrome

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: lessismore]
#25387344 - 08/14/18 08:58 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I'll take brown teeth, cancer and diabetes, thanks.

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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387360 - 08/14/18 09:10 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

dewd it will heal ur wieghtloss

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UpSyndrome

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387444 - 08/14/18 09:54 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Does that mean it will make me fat?

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mendocino_beano

Registered: 11/05/17
Posts: 1,074

Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: lessismore]

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#25387446 - 08/14/18 09:56 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

How does Jesus feel about you drinking your own pee?

You’ve been swindled by Satan

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DustyBottoms

Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: lessismore]
#25387505 - 08/14/18 10:23 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

2 questions OP

1. Are you of Eastern European descent by chance?
2. And do you believe everything you read/watch on the information superhighway?

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koods
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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387618 - 08/14/18 11:25 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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NotSheekle said
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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387626 - 08/14/18 11:29 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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koods
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#25387632 - 08/14/18 11:33 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Pee pee is for spraying on your sex partner not drinking

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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387646 - 08/14/18 11:39 AM (5 years, 7 months ago)

:whateveryousayfreak:

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pacmanbreed

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387787 - 08/14/18 01:03 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:

I drank too little and because of it my urine got too concentrated, so I designed a flavored water with addictive yet harmless flavor to trick me into drinking lots and lots. It worked like a charm.

My pee is lightly colored now, like it should be.

I dont think drinking pee is that healthy. Your kidneys spent an hour filtering the at stuff out of your bloodstream for a reason.

:whathesaid:

:congrats:

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SARAtonin
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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

[Re: pacmanbreed]
#25387870 - 08/14/18 01:38 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

I don’t care if piss gives me super powers, still not into water sports. :nono:

:nono:

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387890 - 08/14/18 01:45 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Following this through to its conclusion, people with kidney failure should be really healthy because all that healthy stuff is never removed from their bloodstreams in the first place.

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koods
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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25387897 - 08/14/18 01:50 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
I don’t care if piss gives me super powers, still not into water sports.

If your magic the gathering cards got cancer and the only cure was soaking them in OPs asparagus piss, would you do it?

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koraks

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Re: Weightloss, Diabetes, Cancer: Urine Therapy Heals It!

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#25388050 - 08/14/18 02:56 PM (5 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Pee pee is for spraying on your sex partner not drinking

One doesn't exclude the other, does it?

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