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Anonymous #1
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 Best way to breed with women? 
#25385471 - 08/13/18 11:23 AM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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What's the best way to breed with women? I don't know if my mating call is on track or not.
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 Geinstein
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 Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#25385500 - 08/13/18 11:37 AM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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Simple put if you can't give her 3 orgasms before you take your pants off.
Sorry dude you don't deserve fucking her.
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Edited by Geinstein (08/13/18 03:45 PM)
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Highlandshunter
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#25385654 - 08/13/18 12:44 PM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fix something of theirs that is broken.
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Geinstein
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Better now? I'm not English 4th language
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JacksonMetaller
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Geinstein] 1
#25386532 - 08/13/18 08:13 PM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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Paint feet blue. Slowly lift one and set it down. Alternate. Spread your arms and tilt your head upward. If that doesn't work try handing her a stick. Nothing too fancy though. You want to make sure it's just some random twig you picked off the ground. Nothing that you actually put any effort into finding. That would make you seem to interested. If she digs it she'll reciprocate and then you can slap faces real quick and do the deed. If you're struggling just watch the following
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Anonymous #2
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Just say, "Lemme Smash, please".
Any issues, follow this tutorial.
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PoisonousLookalike
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#25394576 - 08/17/18 01:47 PM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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A good first step would be to cease using the term "breed".
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When the Soul Slept in Beams of Light" - William Blake
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Anonymous #3
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Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurture Dependance
Neglect Emotioncally
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely
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PoisonousLookalike
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#25417404 - 08/27/18 05:53 PM (5 years, 7 months ago) |
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Another way you can ensure your success is to ignore Anonymous #3
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When we see not Thro the Eye
Which was Born in a Night to perish in a Night
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TempestDnB
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Idk, that seems to work lol
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DoneKildatReason
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: TempestDnB]
#25461110 - 09/14/18 10:16 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anon 3. Lmfao. You dick.
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 Acuriousmycologist
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Be nice. Trustworthy. Reliable. Kind. Don't use the word breed. But find someone who actually wants to. Be good in bed. Because oxytocin and bonding and all that.
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King Klick
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^Ignore all of that. Act like you’re too good to care about rejection. The more women you speak to in a room the more they all notice you. Humans are simple creatures. Make them jealous of nothIng, they’ll come to you.
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PoisonousLookalike
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: King Klick]
#25466473 - 09/17/18 06:41 AM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Listen to Acuriousmycologist, everyone else is crazy
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"We are led to Believe a Lie
When we see not Thro the Eye
Which was Born in a Night to perish in a Night
When the Soul Slept in Beams of Light" - William Blake
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#25467450 - 09/17/18 02:59 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
What's the best way to breed with women?
Pull your pants downn to reveal your upstanding, precum-glistening dripping wet dick and growl. If that doesn't make them get on all fours and back into you, rubnbing their * on your leg, the mentality of "breeding women" might be the wrong approach.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Best way to breed with women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#25467458 - 09/17/18 03:04 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bout time someone started talking with some sense around here
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