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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25374312 - 08/08/18 07:03 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

One woman's trash another's treasure.

Women are always hatin on men, but they can't seem to always be following them around and doing what they ask.

Even the gay ones. Most of the time a gay chick is dating another chick that's trying to act like a dude.

Just saying...


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: SARAtonin] * 4
    #25374333 - 08/08/18 07:20 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)































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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Not Responding]
    #25374577 - 08/08/18 09:39 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

@not responding
Look dude, I was just trying to post a meme I thought was funny.
But if you really want to get into this conversation with me I can assure you, you won't have a good time.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25374589 - 08/08/18 09:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

:box: :box: :box:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes] * 6
    #25376567 - 08/09/18 06:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

what an idiot


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: The Phleg] * 3
    #25376765 - 08/09/18 08:52 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

How did the DMT smoker get the management position?

He had friends in high places :awecid:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25377123 - 08/09/18 11:31 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

The one formally known as saramelatonin.

I call it like I see it. If my views or comments bother or offend you then I am truly sorry. I'm not sorry for what I say. I am sorry that it offended you.

Now, I can't really remember what all this hub bub was about. (Too many drugs at a young age) but I think I got the main jist.

I simply posted one woman's trash is another woman's treasure and then continued to say that most, not all, but most need some sort of male influence in their life.

I have/ had many gay or bi friends that were girls and most were either dating a butch chick or they were the butch chick.

With that being said... IME my comment above is in fact true.

Most girls or women gay or not need or have some sort of male influence. Even the ones who are anti men and yada yada yada.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Asante]
    #25377132 - 08/09/18 11:35 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I'm scared to smoke DMT again... I havnt broke through, but shit got a bit too weird and creepy. I couldn't take that 3rd hit. The dumb part is at one point in time I was sitting on about 6gs of some decent shit.

My wife broke through though. She still talks about it and it was 3 years ago.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Not Responding]
    #25377163 - 08/09/18 11:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Don't be scared, just let go and do it. You gotta break through sometime, hopefully you'll be talking about it for years as well.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: TempestDnB]
    #25377175 - 08/09/18 11:49 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Here's a quick trip report.

I was peeking from 2cb and loaded my pipe a nice little chunk. I took my first hit and I got a huge explosion of body euphoria it felt great. I took that second hit and out of nowhere there's a huge Kaleidoscope of Colors 3 ft in front of me almost as if it was floating. From inside that Kaleidoscope I saw something or someone pure around the corner and look right at me like it was an actual figure. That freaked me out so I put my hands on my face while I was sitting down and kind of covered my head. Well this was going on I had music playing and the song changed in the words changed and it started saying everything will be okay don't worry, down it wasn't some fucking Bob Marley song either it was literally telling me just okay it's okay calm down calm down everything will be alright. I put the pipe down.

Sorry for the wall Did a speech to txt.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Not Responding]
    #25377182 - 08/09/18 11:54 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like some salvia type of response..


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Amanita86]
    #25377640 - 08/09/18 04:09 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Nah. I've tried shitty salvia.

That dmt trip was pretty but scary.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #25377677 - 08/09/18 04:22 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: ballsalsa]
    #25378356 - 08/09/18 09:32 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

HA! was that the same person that did the sleep/dream/pee thing?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes] * 2
    #25382475 - 08/11/18 08:34 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)




















































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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] * 2
    #25382605 - 08/11/18 10:25 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: psi]
    #25383220 - 08/12/18 09:45 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

What's with all the West Virginia stuff?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Not Responding]
    #25383266 - 08/12/18 10:05 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

the Fallout game series capitalizes on older-styled music to draw attention to its split from the real timeline
Fallout 76 is the most recently announced title in the series, coming out in a few months
hype memes have been those of us hooked on the trailer music singing along loud and off key; the West Virginia stuff is the lyrics



this has been in my playlist on repeat plenty
but my typical musical tastes are more hard rock and heavy metal

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] * 5
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] * 2
    #25383414 - 08/12/18 11:29 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)


Ayyy :lmao:


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