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OfflineredHue
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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11843722 - 01/16/10 08:49 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

if someone told me they had some coke and that they'd split it with me...but then you lined me up some drywall and i railed that shit...


i would smash your fucking face into that drywall until the gypsum stopped burning my nasal cavity. and then i'd prolly spit that nasty drip into your bloody fucking mouth.  :shrug:


but hey, violence doesn't solve anything.


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11843755 - 01/16/10 08:56 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Well that's just slightly cruel.. Friend is still a dumbass though for continuing to snort after having such an adverse reaction. You'd think he'd realize it wasn't coke almost immediately.

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: alexithymia]
    #11843778 - 01/16/10 09:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I think its completely wrong but when I was 15 kids around here did crazy shit to each other like this all the time:shrug:


I guess kids will be kids


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: fee]
    #11843804 - 01/16/10 09:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

dude i remember me and my budd takin down a line darveset ugh bad idea parashoot the rest of that:rolleyes:


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: punkrocker292004]
    #11843847 - 01/16/10 09:13 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Some people take themselves way too seriously...the kid survived, it's not like we accidentally killed him. And also, he's gotten over it, it's not like we ruined his life or caused him long-term negative effects.

Get a sense of humor, jesus...


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11843901 - 01/16/10 09:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

crackawebsta said:
I'm not sure I completely agree with you on your detective work there Vibes... :shrug:



It was funny, and it still is funny. :highfive:


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11843915 - 01/16/10 09:24 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

no, i take things like friendship and trust seriously.  i'm pretty sure a "friend" wouldn't do something like that.  at least not my friends.

so by your logic, if i sliced your leg open, and it was hilarious watching you hobble around in pain, but you healed and survived...it would be all good?  i don't think so brotha.



i see it as when someone shares their drugs with me its like saying "hey man, youre cool, i like you...wanna get high with me?"

not "hey man, you trust me, so i'm gonna take advantage of your ass and then laugh at you."


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11843945 - 01/16/10 09:29 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

That's harsh.
I don't think i could ever do that. I've done something similar though.
My buddy ripped me off multiple times with bags of dope. I found out he was just giving me benadryl.
So one day i came over to his house with a baggie of benadryl powder and dropped it on the ground and he found it not to long after and got so excited.
Shot it up, and got so pissed that he didn't get high. I was trying my hardest to keep a straight face the whole time.
I feel bad about it, but he knowingly let me shoot up benadryl too, not what i call a friend..
Oh and the fact that he ripped me off, but i try not to let drugs come in between friendships :P.


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Edited by HappyTrippin (01/16/10 09:29 PM)

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: LSDreamer]
    #11843971 - 01/16/10 09:35 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LSDreamer said:
Also,



Cinnamon eating success.



I see your chubby stoner and raise you an asain kid! :awesomenod::lol::awesomenod:



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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: Istigkeit]
    #11844058 - 01/16/10 09:50 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

More addicting than porn but worth it!

Glad to see how repsonsible doctors are... god bless America's health system!



Chicks, man!



:chillin:



This is what she said:



Ignorant idiot can't swallow her pride :lol:



Kids...


Oops..


SUCCESS!


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: redHue]
    #11844474 - 01/16/10 11:02 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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redHue said:
no, i take things like friendship and trust seriously.  i'm pretty sure a "friend" wouldn't do something like that.  at least not my friends.

so by your logic, if i sliced your leg open, and it was hilarious watching you hobble around in pain, but you healed and survived...it would be all good?  i don't think so brotha.



i see it as when someone shares their drugs with me its like saying "hey man, youre cool, i like you...wanna get high with me?"

not "hey man, you trust me, so i'm gonna take advantage of your ass and then laugh at you."





When talking about this kid I use the term "friend" very loosely.


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: the human abstract]
    #12006775 - 02/11/10 01:18 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

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we told this kid one time that he had to eat a spoon full of 10 spices in my moms kitchen cabinet.  his prize=5 dollars from all of us if he completed it


so he goes for the nutmeg first, no problem
then the dill weed
then the kool aid
ect.
then he gets the cinnamon

at this point were all trying to keep a straight face because it is IMPOSSIBLE to swallow pure cinnamon..

he puts it in his mouth and makes a god awful face and we scream dont "NO DONT SPIT IT OUT"

he coughs with his mouth closed and 2 cinnamon clouds come out his nose, he continues to collapse and gags three or four times

then he pukes up the red kool aid in a cup!




That made  me lol so hard.


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There's only one way to answer that frustrating question of "what was it like?".

You hand the fucker The Machine packed with an 80mg dose and wave goodbye.

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: arekusu]
    #12006826 - 02/11/10 01:29 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

Wow I did not mean to become a necromancer sorry guiz.

>.>


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There's only one way to answer that frustrating question of "what was it like?".

You hand the fucker The Machine packed with an 80mg dose and wave goodbye.

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: arekusu]
    #12006881 - 02/11/10 01:39 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

thats why im a misanthrope and an antisocial

cause of asshole slike you who are too much of a wussy to just tell the kid you dont like him (nicely) but instead play a cruelk prank on him













on another note...HAHAHAHAH that's hillarious


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: leafing]
    #12007059 - 02/11/10 02:36 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

And ofcourse each and every one of you has always been loyal and kind to all of your "friends" even the ones you didn't like or barely knew. Or just the people you didn't like at all.

And ofcourse all of you haven't done anything stupid at all in highschool.

:paranoid:

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: Beanhead]
    #12007124 - 02/11/10 03:25 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

I took a bite of a pube hair and mayonnaise sandwich for $5 once


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: Shroomism]
    #12007139 - 02/11/10 03:35 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
I took a bite of a pube hair and mayonnaise sandwich for $5 once




I made someone eat a sandwich with pube hair. I couldn't stop laughing :rofl2:

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: Beanhead]
    #12007268 - 02/11/10 05:33 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

i made someone eat their parents once













































wait that was cartman


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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: leafing]
    #12007293 - 02/11/10 05:55 AM (14 years, 22 days ago)

Oh and I also made someone smoke chocolate once. It was teh lulz.

I left 150€ at a friends place and told them they could buy whatever drugs with it as long as I can jump in with the fun.

Suddenly a friend of my friend comes in and he decides to waste all the money on coke. I come in, all the coke is gone (not that I do coke anyway but still, 150€ is a large sum). Thus I trick him into believing i'm letting him smoke opium.


"Hmm, yummy, I think i'm feeling it"

:rofl2:

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Re: Friend snorts drywall [Re: crackawebsta]
    #25371412 - 08/06/18 11:20 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Me and my buddies had a similar situation with a similar kind of dude, but we just packed him a bowl of what he thought was some dried leaves off the pot plant we were growing at the time, that’s not what it was though. It was really just grass from the yard outside, he swore he got high, but I think it was just an allergy attack that made his eyes red. Adding to that, he was also hammered drunk, so that probably added to the illusion, lol. He was definitely a good friend, but he always got too fucked up and then would pester everyone to hit a bowl or take a shot with him or something when clearly he was already at the point where nothing was gonna increase his level of inebriation, be it a shot of goose or a bowl of dank, so yeah. So In conclusion, we took a vote and gave him the grass just like he asked :laugh:

Edited by Toxicity3431 (08/06/18 11:24 PM)

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