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{MEGATHREAD} Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread * 5
    #25371253 - 08/06/18 11:54 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Woodchucks are just these super majestic rodent things that only live in the most super hetty dank wild flower meadows n shit and sometimes under my neighbors shed thing. they're basically a fucking enormous squirrel that fucks around on the ground cuz it's such an absolute unit. when u see one of these bad boys trucking around a field or something its jus like whoa look at that fucking thing. so since woodchucks are super hot rn its def time we had a woodchuck appreciation thread so we can share all the best woodchuck photos and stories and discuss our love for woodchuck culture.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #25371265 - 08/06/18 11:58 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

you high as hell. shine on you glorious bastard


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25371435 - 08/07/18 01:53 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Well? Wheres your woodchuk phoosts?


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #25371448 - 08/07/18 02:07 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Speaking of appreciation, today I had a groundhog come at me. I went to let my dog out and there’s this groundhog being weird around my dog’s area. I put the dog in and go to smoke a quick bowl and the thing keeps creeping closer to the house. Then I’m like.. this little cock sucker is coming right for me. I went in the house and went out on to my other deck to see where this thing is going/went. It’s like half trying to get in my house at this point and my cats want to fuck with it. It’s rabid or has distemper. So I go out to get my cat. I grab a shovel that’s beside the deck for ease of relocating cat-related corpses and head to battle. This thing has a god damned eagle eye and it knows sexy when it sees it because it was coming right for me. I circle around my car to no avail, then the little circle goes to circle around me then lunges! Lunged I tell you! I was in mah flip flops. Well I tell you hwat I appreciated that little shit so much I chopped his little hand right off. I was going for the head I think I damaged the spinal cord there. Then while it was twitching on the ground with bright red blood squirting about I smashed it’s head in. Two good whacks, you’d be surprised how resilient the skull of the North American woodchuck can be. Groundhog Day.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #25371459 - 08/07/18 02:18 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Yes groundhog day one of the greatest and most proud of American traditions. groundhogs possess an almost supernatural shrewd and discerning wisdom when it comes to predicting the weather. u have to develop these types of senses living under sheds n stuff or u wont survive! Our good friend Punxsutawney Phillip has correctly predicted the weather over 39% of the time!



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25371769 - 08/07/18 08:48 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Epic battle XL, that digger cat was ready to kill


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Repertoire89]
    #25371778 - 08/07/18 08:57 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I don't always drink cider...



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25372120 - 08/07/18 12:18 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25372284 - 08/07/18 01:24 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

are woodchucks related to beavers?  What about the chipmunks?  And can they chuck wood?  I have  so many questions :nonono:


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25372369 - 08/07/18 01:51 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Is there a difference between Woodchucks and Beavers?


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Lophosaurus] * 3
    #25372617 - 08/07/18 03:49 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

yes there is a huge difference between a woodchuck n a beaver. the beaver lives on the other side the lake and has a whole super ballin lodge made from custom cut timber. even in 2018 with mankind's great advancements science and technology one of life's greatest mysteries still eludes us. we still dont how much wood one of these bastards chuck or if they even can chuck wood. its fascinated woodchuck behaviologist and boggled the mind of many for generations. what an incredible amazing creature. :awesomenod:



those less familiar with the wood might deny that these things can even chuck a wood at all but I've seen them palm a whole log and chuck it so hard it knocked a mans head clean off their shoulders.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25372639 - 08/07/18 03:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)





why is that woodchuck giving a sieg heil?


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: crackbaby] * 2
    #25372650 - 08/07/18 04:10 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

he's sayin back the fuck off my dank wood to the beaver who's tryin to cop his stash.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: relic]
    #25372753 - 08/07/18 05:09 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25373044 - 08/07/18 07:43 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Gophers are the only animal to have a penis longer than their bodies


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Repertoire89]
    #25373110 - 08/07/18 08:10 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

That can't be right. Obviously the person measuring the body was not measuring its full length.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: psi]
    #25373193 - 08/07/18 08:44 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

what about ducks sometimes they have GIANT ONES


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: twighead]
    #25373207 - 08/07/18 08:51 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I’ve read that, proportional to body size, barnacles have the biggest dicks in the animal world.  IDK, could be wrong.


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #25373247 - 08/07/18 09:11 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

I realize this is shroomery but this is the wood chuck megathread. u guys can start ur own wild wieners of the world thread n talk about giant sperm whale boaners and dorks


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Re: Woodchuck Appreciation Megathread [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25373287 - 08/07/18 09:27 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

The gopher penii is thick



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