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Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go?
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I think the title pretty much says it all. What happens to the product you get from masturbating? I know all of you out there do it. So what kind of creative techniques does everybody use to alleviate this problem? Me, well...I like using condoms. What better way is there to get ready for safe sex?


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Its all about the socks!!!!


Just don't let your mom do your laundry  :lol:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Napkin/paper towel or shower drain. :thumbup:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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He he, I'll jerk off, and if my orgasme is really heavy I'll just lie in bed for like a minute with my jizz in my hand, then go to the sink and wash it off, I'm more of a drooler than a shooter, lol.

I was thinking about starting a thread in OTD about sperm smelling good. It does, dont you think? It doesnt smell bad like piss or shit, its on the same level of smell as pure mycellium I would say.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: filthysock]
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My jizz smells like a pool with chlorine in it. It's not really a good smell, but neutral. Sorry to hear about the drooling dude. It must be fun for jacking off though. Anybody here ever just let fly and use it as skin moisterizer? I heard it is pretty healthy when you just rub it in and let it dry.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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clean up?!?

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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I usually just whistle for my dog...


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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My love is in the gutter , my sperm in the sink ! :whoa:
At least that is what Jethro Tull says !
Persoanally I like getting it all over the place , walls , sheets , belly button ... :wink:
Did I slip into the twilite zone or OTD ? :blush:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Geeez... Collect it and inoculate the jars...


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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I usually like to deposit it on a door knob and laugh when people open the door.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: filthysock]
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filthysock said:
I was thinking about starting a thread in OTD about sperm smelling good.  It does, dont you think?  It doesnt smell bad like piss or shit, its on the same level of smell as pure mycellium I would say.


:grin:  :lol:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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This is an amuseing thread lol

Usually on a bowl of cut up fruit and then the gf eats it.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: dobinky]
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why would you be jackin off in front of your girlfriend  :confused:



or do you prepare it ahead of time and then just store it in the fridge or some shit?
(could you imagine your mom findin that shit...that would be so fucken funny)


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k] * 1
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I eat my jizz.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: ]
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i like to cream onto a piece of paper, napkin, paper towel, ect, or in the fireplace :wexican:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Everything in my house is wrapped in Saran wrap. That way, I can flog the hog anytime and anywhere! :laugh: :nut:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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I usually blow my load on a bunch of toilet paper, then I either put it in the garbage, or flush it.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: HeavyToilet]
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One time I had a box that was small but good size in length. It caught flying debris pretty well. I used that for a while. It was great. All the stuff in it just dried up. Then I filled it with bottles of piss and threw it in the dumpster by some apartment buildings. There's nothing quite like piss in a bottle.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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I like to let fly into a conditioner bottle... my girlfriend is always commenting how she never seems to buy more conditioner these days... her hair is really soft as well. Don't smell to good though.

:wexican:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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cleenex, napkin, paper towel, then flush. or just down the shower...don't brush up against my shower curtains or the walls or pretty much anything in there...everything notable in my shower is a target area.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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The full load usually goes into some TP then into the trash. I've recently stopped flushing it because I'm not too keen on the idea of my sperm trying to fertilize a lump of crap in a pipe somewhere.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Viveka]
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meh once there gone there on there own
let them fuck the shit
thats how ADD was born
(hope he dosnt read that :smile: )


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: ivi]
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LOL Innoculate the jars thats funny

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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Anywhere, except for on my frog's eggs...  This scared me too much!  :whoa:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Krishna]
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hahaha i remember that


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: dobinky]
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thats cute.

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Notsofew]
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This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
This is one instance where being a woman is definitely better. :smirk:


Unless you are a squirter, then you would have to buy new curtains every time you got off.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: d33p]
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:lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: kadakuda]
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Why don't you just aim it into the toilet and flush it down to china, instead of wating trees by using kleenex and toilet paper.  :smirk: :shocked:

I accidently wrote toilet people instead of toilet paper above, before I corrected it :lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: pantsboy]
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maybe because we dont want to masterbate in the bathroom , beds are good , and u have covers to clean with so u dont waste trees :wink:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
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i eat my cum.  :crazy2:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: sublimistri]
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What, I thought you were talking about taking a crap!  Whatever, man.  :shrug:


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: OJK]
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am i allowed to post gratuitous bukkake pics? cuz i could show you where all the jizims gone.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: Moonshoe]
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yes you are allowed.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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