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Invisiblehankydanky2k
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Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go?
    #2530956 - 04/06/04 11:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I think the title pretty much says it all. What happens to the product you get from masturbating? I know all of you out there do it. So what kind of creative techniques does everybody use to alleviate this problem? Me, well...I like using condoms. What better way is there to get ready for safe sex?


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2530967 - 04/06/04 11:21 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Its all about the socks!!!!


Just don't let your mom do your laundry  :lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2530972 - 04/06/04 11:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Napkin/paper towel or shower drain. :thumbup:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2530989 - 04/06/04 11:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

He he, I'll jerk off, and if my orgasme is really heavy I'll just lie in bed for like a minute with my jizz in my hand, then go to the sink and wash it off, I'm more of a drooler than a shooter, lol.

I was thinking about starting a thread in OTD about sperm smelling good. It does, dont you think? It doesnt smell bad like piss or shit, its on the same level of smell as pure mycellium I would say.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: filthysock]
    #2531013 - 04/06/04 11:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My jizz smells like a pool with chlorine in it. It's not really a good smell, but neutral. Sorry to hear about the drooling dude. It must be fun for jacking off though. Anybody here ever just let fly and use it as skin moisterizer? I heard it is pretty healthy when you just rub it in and let it dry.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531041 - 04/06/04 12:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

clean up?!?


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531056 - 04/06/04 12:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I usually just whistle for my dog...


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531057 - 04/06/04 12:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My love is in the gutter , my sperm in the sink ! :whoa:
At least that is what Jethro Tull says !
Persoanally I like getting it all over the place , walls , sheets , belly button ... :wink:
Did I slip into the twilite zone or OTD ? :blush:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531075 - 04/06/04 12:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Geeez... Collect it and inoculate the jars...


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531086 - 04/06/04 12:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I usually like to deposit it on a door knob and laugh when people open the door.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: filthysock]
    #2531135 - 04/06/04 12:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

filthysock said:

I was thinking about starting a thread in OTD about sperm smelling good.  It does, dont you think?  It doesnt smell bad like piss or shit, its on the same level of smell as pure mycellium I would say.




:grin:  :lol:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531165 - 04/06/04 01:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This is an amuseing thread lol

Usually on a bowl of cut up fruit and then the gf eats it.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: dobinky]
    #2531230 - 04/06/04 01:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

why would you be jackin off in front of your girlfriend  :confused:



or do you prepare it ahead of time and then just store it in the fridge or some shit?
(could you imagine your mom findin that shit...that would be so fucken funny)


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k] * 1
    #2531233 - 04/06/04 01:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I eat my jizz.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531239 - 04/06/04 01:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: ]
    #2531714 - 04/06/04 03:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i like to cream onto a piece of paper, napkin, paper towel, ect, or in the fireplace :wexican:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531747 - 04/06/04 03:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Everything in my house is wrapped in Saran wrap. That way, I can flog the hog anytime and anywhere! :laugh: :nut:


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2531802 - 04/06/04 04:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I usually blow my load on a bunch of toilet paper, then I either put it in the garbage, or flush it.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #2531984 - 04/06/04 04:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

One time I had a box that was small but good size in length. It caught flying debris pretty well. I used that for a while. It was great. All the stuff in it just dried up. Then I filled it with bottles of piss and threw it in the dumpster by some apartment buildings. There's nothing quite like piss in a bottle.


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Re: Maturbation Clean Up? Where does it go? [Re: hankydanky2k]
    #2532269 - 04/06/04 06:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I like to let fly into a conditioner bottle... my girlfriend is always commenting how she never seems to buy more conditioner these days... her hair is really soft as well. Don't smell to good though.

:wexican:

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