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Offlineaciddejavu
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my guide to dating and relationships (will update)
    #25295794 - 06/27/18 10:02 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

firstly, I will be teaching you how to find a girl to date.

The first step is find a place where you have less competition. The problem with going to a big club on a Friday is theirs 100s of other guys there so why would a girl chose to hook up with you? She won’t, most women will be competing for the most attractive males. The truth is most women are incredible vain and have no hobbies or interests. Their life revolves around making facebook posts, taking 500 photos a day and going to clubs to hook up with hot guys to give some vain meaningless fun to their boring worthless life.

So, what this means is don’t bother hooking up with them, too much competition and the pussy isn’t worth the chase. They probably wont want to date you anyway as they want to go through their 20s sexually free bouncing from dick to dick.

Find a place where there is less competition and the women are interesting. A good place could be a gun range, you could meet a nice young lady who’s interested in guns talk to her and start dating. Or even life style things, it’s hard to imagine a female vegan would date none vegans so you would only be able competing with vegans.

see what I’m getting at here? The first step is to join clubs with small cult like followings which have actual lifestyle impacts.

will post part 2 soon enough, hope you enjoyed part 1.


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people say im lazy...
...dreaming my life away

...I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds


Edited by aciddejavu (06/27/18 10:06 PM)


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu]
    #25295862 - 06/27/18 10:48 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Girls are opportunist, like men but usually much more attracted to flash.

Any smart girl is a lesbo.  That's the truth of it.  But I don't know a lot of younger generations.  I don't meet a lot of smart ladies that aren't lesbos.

And people are offended of a lot of shit that is just perception.  Everyone is so damn sensitive and never sensitive to someone in need.

So why date?  The world is already in a population crisis.  Resources are being maxed out.  War is on the horizon, as always.

More consumers or more reasons to be in deep shit?


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Morel Guy] * 5
    #25296015 - 06/28/18 12:39 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

The women ive chosen to spend years of my life with are NOTHING like what you talk about. They are smart, complicated, intetesting, fun, caring incredible human beings. If you think of women like that its gonna show and you will not find a happy relationship. Im not bad looking but im certainly nothing special looks wise, but i LOVE women and i treat them the way i want to be treated. I now have 2 beautiful children with a gorgeous woman and that would have never happened had i taken advice from people like you.


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Cajun love] * 5
    #25296037 - 06/28/18 12:54 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:pleasetellmemore:


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: SARAtonin]
    #25296171 - 06/28/18 03:12 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Just be honest and genuine with them. Girls love that. Even as a broke ass basic bitch I can still pull girls consistently. They want to be taken care of as much as men do. I won't lie about it i've cried sick out of my stomach on some of my exes tummies. They make me some soup to feel better. Thank you love. I've done the same for them.


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #25296174 - 06/28/18 03:17 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

In sickness and in health. That's the key for a lasting relationship.

Ya going out to bars sure there is competetion. I don't compare to someone that's my height but 50 lbs heavier. I'm cuter and more fun to be around than some bro douche though.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Cajun love]
    #25296324 - 06/28/18 06:49 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Cajun love said:
The women ive chosen to spend years of my life with are NOTHING like what you talk about. They are smart, complicated, intetesting, fun, caring incredible human beings. If you think of women like that its gonna show and you will not find a happy relationship. Im not bad looking but im certainly nothing special looks wise, but i LOVE women and i treat them the way i want to be treated. I now have 2 beautiful children with a gorgeous woman and that would have never happened had i taken advice from people like you.




Did you meet her at a gun range like OP suggested?


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu] * 1
    #25296326 - 06/28/18 06:57 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: :thumbup:


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25296329 - 06/28/18 06:59 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Thats where i get all my women.


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu] * 2
    #25296349 - 06/28/18 07:21 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

aciddejavu said:
firstly, I will be teaching you how to find a girl to date.



I just did a little sick in my mouth.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu]
    #25296491 - 06/28/18 09:48 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Find em at Walmart


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: XUL]
    #25296586 - 06/28/18 11:10 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

stop touching your pee pee


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: Konyap]
    #25296593 - 06/28/18 11:15 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Never!


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: XUL]
    #25296602 - 06/28/18 11:19 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Woman have caused the end of many men.


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu] * 1
    #25296671 - 06/28/18 11:57 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I met my husband in a nightclub

I guess the shared hobby must've been getting horrifically drunk


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: pseudonym88]
    #25296693 - 06/28/18 12:08 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

theres about a 50/50 chance you will get divorced and hate each other.

I bet hes good looking, if a ugly guy tried to approach you it will end in brutal rejection from you and everyone would make fun of him.


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people say im lazy...
...dreaming my life away

...I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu]
    #25296710 - 06/28/18 12:18 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I think you’re really on to something here.


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu]
    #25296740 - 06/28/18 12:36 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Hahaha! Looking at divorce rates I'd say there's about a 40% chance we'll split, and then presumably a slightly lower chance than that that we would hate each other. Let's hope we're in the 60% success bracket.

He's good looking to me, certainly not everyone's type :wink: Sure I'd reject someone who I wasn't physically attracted to. Like super muscly guys, I find that really intimidating and unattractive personally.

I've dated short guys, tall guys, chubby guys, perfectly averagely in the middle guys...no skinny guys, and no super muscly guys. Guys with dark hair, light hair, long hair, short hair, blue eyes, brown eyes. The only consistency with me has been curly hair, apart from my first boyfriend who I didn't actually like, I just wanted a boyfriend like everyone else at that age. But you live and learn. Maybe one day you'll learn to stop trolling on message boards and have a nicer more fulfilled life all round :smile:


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: pseudonym88]
    #25296753 - 06/28/18 12:41 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Hahaha! Looking at divorce rates I'd say there's about a 40% chance we'll split, and then presumably a slightly lower chance than that that we would hate each other. Let's hope we're in the 60% success bracket.

He's good looking to me, certainly not everyone's type :wink: Sure I'd reject someone who I wasn't physically attracted to. Like super muscly guys, I find that really intimidating and unattractive personally.

I've dated short guys, tall guys, chubby guys, perfectly averagely in the middle guys...no skinny guys, and no super muscly guys. Guys with dark hair, light hair, long hair, short hair, blue eyes, brown eyes. The only consistency with me has been curly hair, apart from my first boyfriend who I didn't actually like, I just wanted a boyfriend like everyone else at that age. But you live and learn. Maybe one day you'll learn to stop trolling on message boards and have a nicer more fulfilled life all round :smile:



i will go to a club on Saturday and ask a girl if she wants to be my girlfriend, if she says no then my theory has been proven correct.


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people say im lazy...
...dreaming my life away

...I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And all the politicians making crazy sounds
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds


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Re: my guide to dating and relationships (will update) [Re: aciddejavu]
    #25296768 - 06/28/18 12:49 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Yeeah don't do that


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