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My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball * 1
    #25295142 - 06/27/18 04:45 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Let the propane gather a little too long at the BBQ before igniting. My head hair caught on fire and my eyebrows and eye lashes just lost half their length.



This is what falls out of my head if I shake it.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295147 - 06/27/18 04:47 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Wow....

You lucky fuck....

You should praise our Lord Lucifer for not being seriously injured or dead.

You owe him parts of your soul now...

Only Lucifer grants favors. God doesn't ever do shit and Jesus never existed.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Patlal]
    #25295155 - 06/27/18 04:51 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Idk I like the eyebrows now. They were looking a little out of control. I definitely think it all worked out for the best. Hopefully after I take a shower this god awful smell of burnt hair will be gone


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods] * 1
    #25295157 - 06/27/18 04:51 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Would you mind updating the list of traumatic head injuries you've received?

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/24764652#24764652

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koods said:
*** LIST UPDATED ***

I made regular visits to the ER. In addition to the scrotal puncture, I took a flying leap into the solid wood frame of my bed when I tried to leap of my Lego city I had built on the floor.

I also accidentally detonated a time bomb I made from black power packed into rolled cardboard. That blasted the top layer of skin off my right arm.

I fell out of a tree and landed head first on a brick. That one wasn't very bad but it bled like a motherfucker.

I got my sweatshirt snagged in th front wheel of my bike as I was flying down a hill with my friend on the back of the bike. We flipped head first over the front wheel. I smeared my forearms along the pavement for 20 feet and he got flung into a bush.

I dislocated my finger playing basketball. It ended up bent sideways at a 90° angle and had to be reset under anesthesia.

I dislocated my shoulder playing hockey but it popped back in spontaneously.

I had a metal lab spatula impaled an inch under my kneecap. That I just pulled out and put a band aide on it.

I got hit in the forehead with a golf club when I stood too close to my friend as he teed off. That required a bunch of stitches.

I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was playing catcher when the batters grip slipped on his backswing.

I was doing yard work in sandals and didn't notice the pitchfork laying in the grass and impaled one of the tongs two inches into my foot in between my toes.

I know I'm forgetting something




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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295163 - 06/27/18 04:57 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I need to trim my eyebrows thanks for the suggestion.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295166 - 06/27/18 04:58 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Did you finish cooking?


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295169 - 06/27/18 04:59 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Be more careful, i don't want to go to the hospital to visit you.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #25295174 - 06/27/18 05:02 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Did you finish cooking?




Of course


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Boomer The Great] * 2
    #25295188 - 06/27/18 05:13 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Did you finish cooking?




Do you seriously think a man would walk away from a BBQ in summer?  My neighbor could die in a BBQ explosion tomorrow and I would still grill a fat steak the day after..


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Patlal]
    #25295192 - 06/27/18 05:14 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, human steak


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: mycosis]
    #25295194 - 06/27/18 05:16 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Would you mind updating the list of traumatic head injuries you've received?

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/24764652#24764652

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koods said:
*** LIST UPDATED ***

I made regular visits to the ER. In addition to the scrotal puncture, I took a flying leap into the solid wood frame of my bed when I tried to leap of my Lego city I had built on the floor.

I also accidentally detonated a time bomb I made from black power packed into rolled cardboard. That blasted the top layer of skin off my right arm.

I fell out of a tree and landed head first on a brick. That one wasn't very bad but it bled like a motherfucker.

I got my sweatshirt snagged in th front wheel of my bike as I was flying down a hill with my friend on the back of the bike. We flipped head first over the front wheel. I smeared my forearms along the pavement for 20 feet and he got flung into a bush.

I dislocated my finger playing basketball. It ended up bent sideways at a 90° angle and had to be reset under anesthesia.

I dislocated my shoulder playing hockey but it popped back in spontaneously.

I had a metal lab spatula impaled an inch under my kneecap. That I just pulled out and put a band aide on it.

I got hit in the forehead with a golf club when I stood too close to my friend as he teed off. That required a bunch of stitches.

I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was playing catcher when the batters grip slipped on his backswing.

I was doing yard work in sandals and didn't notice the pitchfork laying in the grass and impaled one of the tongs two inches into my foot in between my toes.

I know I'm forgetting something







One one my very recently sharpened darts fell from the dart board into my wrist.

Somehow it missed everything, I pulled it out and I didn't even bleed.

I've been questioning if I'm actually a human ever since.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Patlal]
    #25295212 - 06/27/18 05:23 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

You should cut yourself open and see if you have wires and gears



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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Patlal]
    #25295214 - 06/27/18 05:27 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Did you finish cooking?




Do you seriously think a man would walk away from a BBQ in summer?  My neighbor could die in a BBQ explosion tomorrow and I would still grill a fat steak the day after..





:lol:

I'm sure some people would start grilling right on the aftermath of the explosion LOL.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #25295216 - 06/27/18 05:28 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

My steak tastes like burnt hair.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #25295220 - 06/27/18 05:30 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Do you like it?


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #25295227 - 06/27/18 05:33 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Pat how would you react if you discovered you weren’t actually human?



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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295236 - 06/27/18 05:39 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Pat how would you react if you discovered you weren’t actually human?






Well, everybody already think I'm a cat so I wouldn't be surprised...  ell, I'd be extremely happy.  Everything in me is replaceable or repairable. Everything in me is updatable and upgradable.  I'd be immortal.

If I'm a fucking robot, Thank you whoever kidnapped me and turned me into one.


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295249 - 06/27/18 05:41 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I’m worried my cheeks and forehead may peel. Definitely feels like a bad sunburn at this point. I’ll probably look like a hideous monster in a few hours


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: Patlal]
    #25295260 - 06/27/18 05:44 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Pat how would you react if you discovered you weren’t actually human?






Well, everybody already think I'm a cat so I wouldn't be surprised...  ell, I'd be extremely happy.  Everything in me is replaceable or repairable. Everything in me is updatable and upgradable.  I'd be immortal.

If I'm a fucking robot, Thank you whoever kidnapped me and turned me into one.




Do you watch Westworld? I think it would be right up your alley


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Re: My entire head was just engulfed in a fireball [Re: koods]
    #25295261 - 06/27/18 05:44 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

as opposed to............:smirk:


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