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Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down
    #25254331 - 06/07/18 02:19 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

ive been wanting to give a girl head for some time now and think that may be due to all the porn ive consumed over the years...or maybe im just kind hearted, but this is a legitimate "talent" and think it would be interesting to say the least seeing whet reaction it got having not told her, probably a good deal of gushing, when ever that day comes....

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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: chameleon303] * 1
    #25254343 - 06/07/18 02:23 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I think you kinda.. need to form some kind of relationship with a woman first before she's gonna let you do that.

Have you done step one?


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25254370 - 06/07/18 02:38 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

I a agree with you there, step one has yet to be achieved...


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down (moved) [Re: chameleon303]
    #25254797 - 06/07/18 06:49 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This thread was moved from Ladies' Night.

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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25256625 - 06/08/18 05:49 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I think you kinda.. need to form some kind of relationship with a woman first before she's gonna let you do that.

Have you done step one?





If he tells her before hand, step one is complete.


Edited by PatrickKn (06/08/18 05:49 PM)


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: PatrickKn]
    #25258777 - 06/10/18 01:11 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

LoL

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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: chameleon303]
    #25271500 - 06/16/18 05:06 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Whatever you do... don’t use your “vibrating tongue” as a selling point. That’s just really cingy 

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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: koods]
    #25272507 - 06/16/18 03:29 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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koods said:
Whatever you do... don’t use your “vibrating tongue” as a selling point. That’s just really cingy.




Also really forward. Then theres the idea of a subtle touch, this would be best served as a hidden talent she doesnt expect.

Even if the conversation is going that way I would imagine being upfront about this stuff is more attractive to men this seems a bit too forward to me.


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: Violet Wizard]
    #25273490 - 06/16/18 11:56 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Listen to the writers.. "Show, don't tell."

Edit: In the bedroom! For the love of god, don't think this one is gonna help your chances in the bar, library, or...wherever that human interaction thing happens. Pepper spray stings.



Edited by SavageGerbil (06/17/18 01:33 AM)


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: chameleon303]
    #25273710 - 06/17/18 04:36 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

Why would giving a girl head be considered "kind hearted"?

You should surprise her with a hummer.

Kind hearted is licking her asshole.  It's normal to give a girl head, it's truly magical and special to toss her salad, of course you better make she she didn't eat hella Mexican food that day and chuck a fat deuce first because...DAMN!


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: chameleon303]
    #25276486 - 06/18/18 12:42 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This whole thread is pretty cringe.  Keep your weird tongue to yourself.


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: unfortunategent]
    #25276606 - 06/18/18 01:48 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

OP probably needs to check his burgeoning nice guy mentality.


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Re: Should i tell a lady i can vibrate my tongue or just suppriise her when going down [Re: Lucis]
    #25276617 - 06/18/18 01:52 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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Fennario said:
Why would giving a girl head be considered "kind hearted"?

You should surprise her with a hummer.

Kind hearted is licking her asshole.  It's normal to give a girl head, it's truly magical and special to toss her salad, of course you better make she she didn't eat hella Mexican food that day and chuck a fat deuce first because...DAMN!




A butthole could quite possibly appreciate a magical vibrating tounge even more than a clit would.

OP should test my theory and post results


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