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InvisibleMad_Larkin
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: twighead]
    #25267483 - 06/14/18 09:34 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

how would you have improved that?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #25267832 - 06/14/18 12:38 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Attached them to ungulate bodies with a good/evil angelic/demonic version of Hermoine riding them both


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: twighead] * 7
    #25267835 - 06/14/18 12:39 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: twighead] * 1
    #25267848 - 06/14/18 12:45 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Fake news.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #25267853 - 06/14/18 12:48 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Hella scripted.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes]
    #25267858 - 06/14/18 12:51 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Barnaby] * 10
    #25268738 - 06/14/18 08:23 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #25269204 - 06/15/18 01:38 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Watch it when on lsd/mushrooms


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: ell_geez] * 3
    #25269220 - 06/15/18 02:11 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)











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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes]
    #25269546 - 06/15/18 08:51 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/nutrition/kelloggs-recalls-honey-smacks-cereal-after-outbreak/ar-AAyGvPN?ocid=spartanntp

Found it amusing.  Someone picking up a cereal and getting that in the last thing you would expect.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Barnaby]
    #25269567 - 06/15/18 09:06 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck! I love those. Glad I bought the store brand in the big plastic bag instead last time. I think cereals have all kinds of weird crap in them anyway.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
    #25269728 - 06/15/18 10:33 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #25269982 - 06/15/18 12:38 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #25270035 - 06/15/18 01:01 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Now that is so fucking stupid it has to be fake.

If it's not fake, Hollywood finally lost it for good. It's worth posting that in the pub man...


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Patlal]
    #25270055 - 06/15/18 01:09 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

maybe it's based on that theory that if a man stares at another man more than 10 seconds straight in the eyes he's gay,lol.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #25270063 - 06/15/18 01:11 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

That's impossible unless mushrooms are involved.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Patlal]
    #25270073 - 06/15/18 01:15 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Nothing's impossible!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #25270258 - 06/15/18 02:54 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Happy belated birthday, Mr President. (I know you've got a few accounts here)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: eieio] * 1
    #25270594 - 06/15/18 05:51 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

J/O crystal, LOLOL!

I found this funny


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 6
    #25271173 - 06/15/18 10:48 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and he gets some punch.


I hope you weren't expecting a punchline.


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