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OfflinePinballWizard
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First Time Getting Stoned
    #2525024 - 04/04/04 04:00 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Last night I got high for the first time, and here's my story:

I had smoked pot twice before, about 3 months ago. Both times it was dank weed rolled into a joint. The kid I was smoking with got high (that was about his 20th time), but nothing happened to me either time.

But last night was a different story. Neither my friend or I had gotten stoned. We had about a gram of high quality weed, and rolled 2 joints. We went outside and smoked one, with no results. About 30 minutes later we smoked the other one, again with no results. So I called my brother (who is in college) and he told me that I should be using a piece. I told him I didn't have anything, so he suggested a pop can. We made a bowl out of that, put the other half gram in it, and went outside and smoked.

On the walk back to the house my legs started tingling. By the time I sat down inside, my whole body felt pleasant, like when you wake up in the morning and realize you can sleep for a few more hours. Suddenly I smiled and I couldn't stop smiling. I laughed for no reason for about a minute straight. I just liked sitting there. I had a craving for milk and peanuts, so I went to the refridgerator. Everything looked delicious. String cheese dipped in ranch dressing, a Twix with jelly on it, whatever. But as soon as I ate it, it had no taste, and I could almost feel it disappear in my stomach.

I told my friend that I wanted to be alone for awhile. I layed down on his couch with the lights off and my eyes closed. I was creating crazy images in my mind. I realized that I could solve all of my problems in life by just relaxing. I though about music and art, and how beautiful and intricate it is. I was compusing beautiful melodies in my head, but I was sad because I knew I would forget them and no one would be able to appreciate them. After sitting for about an hour, I went to bed (it was pretty late by then.)

All in all, this was much different than I expected. I thought I would be seeing bright colors, laughing about everything. It was an interesting experience, and I will probably try it again sometime in the future, but I am not going to go out of my way for it.

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Offlineabhi
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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525034 - 04/04/04 04:06 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

How did you get two joints out of a half gram? Weed isn't supposed to be much of a hallucinogen. But it sounds like you had fun.


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: abhi]
    #2525050 - 04/04/04 04:12 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

The joints weren't very fat, and I was using 1.5 inch rolling paper.

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525066 - 04/04/04 04:18 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I suggest buying a glass pipe, they kick ass. I find joints use a lot of weed, they're just not that efficient. I save huge amounts of weed when I smoke with my glass piece.

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525404 - 04/04/04 06:20 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, good luck seeing bright colors on weed. The only think that happens to my vision when I smoke bud is everything becomes very clear. Everything I look at is "crisps". Any object I look at has very defined edges...


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: djd586]
    #2525443 - 04/04/04 06:32 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I noticed that too, only I think of it more as 'everything is completely flat'. It's like everything is just a layer, and you have a bunch of things on different layers. Or at least that's how I think about it.

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525484 - 04/04/04 06:49 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

You smoked two joints and didn't get high?


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: FatVsAsia]
    #2525503 - 04/04/04 06:59 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

they were two joints with a 1/4 of a gram in each one.

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525684 - 04/04/04 07:55 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I told my friend that I wanted to be alone for awhile.




Hehe, I would have slapped my friend and told him to jack it in his own house!

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525707 - 04/04/04 08:02 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

This sounds just like my first time getting stoned; I got mad visualizations; like Huxley says, being artistic helps you in that respect.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525723 - 04/04/04 08:07 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I think that the first time being stoned is usually the best for most people. The first time I was stoned is one of my happiest memories.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525929 - 04/04/04 09:27 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I didn't get very high for my first few times, and it wasn't until I smoked 3 bowls of hash on accident with my friend (they were mixed in w/ the weed, we were in a car at night with no lights when loading bowls) that I got stoned. But god damn I got stoned! It was different than what I expected, but it was great. I couldn't stop eating, I just wanted to veg and listen to music and laugh. Cherish your first few times...I kinda goes downhill from there.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2525968 - 04/04/04 09:50 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

ouch i hope you trimmed down the paper. 1.5 is a big paper for .25 grams of herb.

THe problem id guess is you probably where not inhaling the joint correctly.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2526214 - 04/04/04 11:38 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

LoL that is a typical first timer story.  :stash: :lol:

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2526547 - 04/05/04 02:24 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds fun. Appreciate your first few times getting high, because from my experience those will be your best highs ever. Its just not the same once you get used to it, the novelty wears off once you know exactly what to expect, and a large portion of the magic (although not all of it) is irretrievably lost.

My first time getting high was amazing. Smoked out of an apple-pipe (the smell of apples will forever be associated with that of burning cannabis in my mind). For the first few minutes afterwards, I coudln't tell if I was high or not, because I was amping on the fact that I had "done drugs" for the first time. My heart was beating fast, I was tingly, in retrospect, I was high and getting higher, but at the time, I coudln't differentiate the cannabis effects from my own rebellion-fueled stress reaction. I told my slightly more experienced friend that I wasn't sure if I was high. His suggestion-another few bowls and then Paul Oakenfold's - Tranceport. With another session under my belt, reality was clearly altered, I was trippin balls! I was smiling, laughing, weirded out, amazed, it was awesome.

This friend of mine had the best stereo I'd ever heard, four towers at each corner of the room, plus two normal speakers in front and a 12 inch sub under the desk. I don't know much about audio so I can't get into details, but people who knew what they were talking about always raved about his set-up, and it sounded like pure gold. I stumpled into his room, a laughing, high as hell mess, and layed down in the middle of the room. My friend put tranceport on and turned out the lights. The lightshow that followed rates as one of my best drug experiences to this day. The synesthesia was amazing. Oakenfold's mix was being converted to the visual spectrum by me and my THC-laden brain, and hardly any information was lost along the way. The synesthesia I get from shrooms is more beautiful and chaotic, but somehow less accurate, precise, less stunningly perfect as that first time.

Getting high now is still kinda fun, but not all that great. Its hit or miss. Sometimes I get talkative and creative, more often I feel stupid, tired, and hungry. The moral of the story is appreciate your first few sessions!


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: baraka]
    #2526563 - 04/05/04 02:40 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

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baraka said:
THe problem id guess is you probably where not inhaling the joint correctly.




That is what I would say. Hitting a pipe or a can or a bong forces you to inhale without thinking about it when you use a carb/choke. When smoking a joint you have to suck on it like a straw to fill your mouth with smoke. You then pull the joint away from your mouth and breathe in the smoke that is in your mouth. I never had a problem because I smoked a few cigs before smoking weed.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: Dankman]
    #2528345 - 04/05/04 03:56 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I just remeber ummmmmm....
Let me get back to u guys on that.


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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: PinballWizard]
    #2528378 - 04/05/04 04:06 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I'm happy for you, being stoned is fun :wink:  ...

I guess really good weed can make some people hallucinate...I sometimes get visuals similar to the ones you get with like 100-150ug of lsd, when really high...like walls breathing and stuff melting a bit...But pot gives me more cev's than anything. Especially in the dark laying in my bed, I  see pretty chaotic stuff with dark electric colors shifting , or have really lucid dreams, they're interesting...

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: Grapefruity]
    #2528394 - 04/05/04 04:14 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

stories like this make me laugh... you say that you smoked the first joint and felt nothing, dont worry that will change over time, it takes me just a few tokes before im pleasently high, but then again your joint had a quarter of a gram in it too... what has become a natural thing for my everyday life has just changed someones life... cant wait to hear your shroom or acid trip report lol! peace man...

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Re: First Time Getting Stoned [Re: Tremor1127]
    #2528409 - 04/05/04 04:19 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

visuals like acid from smoking weed?  :oogle:

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