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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
Koinoniphobic

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Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like?
    #2524196 - 04/04/04 12:47 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Tygustopher McTubesteaken was a chalk inspector with Bell's palsy...


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2524389 - 04/04/04 02:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

One day, while waiting in line in a bodega, he noticed...


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2524391 - 04/04/04 02:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

A penis in his butt.


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Invisiblehevvy_psi
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Registered: 01/29/04
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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2524393 - 04/04/04 02:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

that he was actually named Tygustopher McTubesteaken-Sanchez, which explained his presence in the bodega.


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egocentrism is bangin on the door
self-destructive selflessness
seeps out from the core
alone - eyes closed - an empty room
i'm curled on the floor
choose nothing, thus deciding
all the nothing i've in store.


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: hevvy_psi]
    #2524420 - 04/04/04 02:44 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

He squirmed impatiently, awaiting his purchase, all the while Tygustopher McTubesteaken-Sanchez saying, "'Sall right..."


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retire(mind,soul);
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}
}


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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2524426 - 04/04/04 02:46 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Suddenly, blaring from a speaker in the ceiling directly over his head, a loud, abrasive voice said,


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egocentrism is bangin on the door
self-destructive selflessness
seeps out from the core
alone - eyes closed - an empty room
i'm curled on the floor
choose nothing, thus deciding
all the nothing i've in store.


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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: hevvy_psi]
    #2524464 - 04/04/04 03:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

"Si, stealth and Catholicism are the best ways to hide a torpedo in a midget!" Taken aback, Tygustopher reached for...


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getBorn(mind,soul);
getEdu(mind,soul);
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retire(mind,soul);
die(mind,soul);
}
}


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Re: Spinin' a Yarn Piecemeal-like? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2524471 - 04/04/04 03:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

his rosary, and hung it on the cardboard stand-up of a mariachi next to him, mumbling, "no religion of mine...


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egocentrism is bangin on the door
self-destructive selflessness
seeps out from the core
alone - eyes closed - an empty room
i'm curled on the floor
choose nothing, thus deciding
all the nothing i've in store.


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