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InvisibleAmanita86
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I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night.
    #25239632 - 05/31/18 03:59 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I can’t find it anywhere.  Luckily it wasn’t my wallet holding buttcheck, it was the “other one”.  Anyways I keep rolling right off of chairs and walking with a slight left curve.  I’m acting like everything is fine but I suspect all the women in my office, and possibly two dudes are on to my dilemma.  So far I have been thinking abour hitting the john down left of my office and rolling up a fake buttcheek paper towel bundle to camo out until I can make it to walmart and construct a proper fake left buttcheek out of kitchenware foam rubber.  I’m not sure exactly what to dofjfjnt gnckfk. Ow, fell of my chair again, gotta go they’re on to me...will report back.


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #25239655 - 05/31/18 04:24 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

You don't have to worry about noisy farts anymore


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #25239656 - 05/31/18 04:25 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

You hold your wallet in your right butt pocket?! You are sick!! :mad2::nonono:

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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: koods]
    #25239667 - 05/31/18 04:38 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
You don't have to worry about noisy farts anymore



People keep thinking I’m whistling for my dog!:kingcrankey:


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #25239677 - 05/31/18 04:46 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

No I just, it’s just not here I can’t find it!:crankey:


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #25239705 - 05/31/18 05:13 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

the bright side to this situation is that you will now have a natural gangsta lean when walking or driving a car.  Men will see this and show respect.


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: crackbaby]
    #25239711 - 05/31/18 05:19 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

....machh nigga, :lookslucrative:


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #25239888 - 05/31/18 08:06 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

prob got banged off from teh buttsecks

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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25240223 - 05/31/18 10:23 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Better than this happening.


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: koods]
    #25240258 - 05/31/18 10:37 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

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koods said:
You don't have to worry about noisy farts anymore





Noisy farts are the incarcerated mans mating call, signals to the predatory inmates that the gas passers anus is receptive for male2male action and still has some grip left on it.

Anyway, enough talk of the scientific aspects of noisy flatulence.  I have literally exercise my butt off which is a damn shame, I need to hit the squats hard.  I have been eating a lot of healthy nut butters to gain some decent weight.


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Lucis]
    #25241027 - 05/31/18 05:07 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Hold onto your butts

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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #27228307 - 02/26/21 09:05 PM (3 years, 30 days ago)

Did you find your wallet?


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27228314 - 02/26/21 09:09 PM (3 years, 30 days ago)

I have officially had everything removed and am now simply a floating torso.

However you bring up a good point, I need a new wallet.  I’m not even sure where to find one these here days.  I don’t like those fat bastards, I like streamline, 1 fold. 

A wallet with 2 folds....?



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Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:

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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Amanita86]
    #27228318 - 02/26/21 09:11 PM (3 years, 30 days ago)

My wallet was made by African ladies out of recycled trash bags.
Fair trade yoooo!!
Support our mother Africa!


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Re: I think my buttcheek fell off somewhere last night. [Re: Zombi3]
    #27228338 - 02/26/21 09:18 PM (3 years, 30 days ago)

:wizard:

ARIZE!!


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