Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6  [ show all ]
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot

Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #25206952 - 05/16/18 05:25 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

The only time I ever got laid was burger and fries. That was before I knew wing chun could fend off hot chicks.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 24 days
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25207177 - 05/16/18 08:19 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

There's no way a guy like me could ever get laid.  I'm on the lookout for possibilities of burger and fries, though.


--------------------
One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinejimmi
Stranger

Registered: 02/24/10
Posts: 5
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25207704 - 05/16/18 11:44 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

so it goes


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 24 days
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: jimmi]
    #25207708 - 05/16/18 11:46 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Some guys without a clue can't trust the smell.


--------------------
One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleToe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 3,693
Loc: Around some corner... Flag
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25207718 - 05/16/18 11:49 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
There's no way a guy like me could ever get laid.



I wouldn't even worry about that.

You get the right burger and some well salted fries and it's like

"What was I bitchin about?"


--------------------
God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent

March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRobo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25207758 - 05/16/18 12:05 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

It’s true I have a lot of friends in politics. But they wouldn’t be friendly very long if they knew my business was burgers and fries and not gambling, which they consider a harmless vice.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞ Flag
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: Robo]
    #25208267 - 05/16/18 03:06 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

You have addicted anyoje to sriracha sauce from serving it on burgers?


--------------------
Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law
Love is the Law. Love under Will

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 24 days
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #25208270 - 05/16/18 03:08 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

That sounds unjust to put that sauce on a burger.


--------------------
One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞ Flag
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25208297 - 05/16/18 03:30 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

As long as he's making a buck over and over from the same people


--------------------
Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law
Love is the Law. Love under Will

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRobo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25208298 - 05/16/18 03:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I like burgers with sriracha and a little mustard. They even recommend putting sriracha on burgers, on the bottle itself.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 24 days
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: Robo]
    #25208344 - 05/16/18 03:54 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

That sounds too hardcore to say that in the Pub.


--------------------
One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRobo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: sunshine]
    #25208378 - 05/16/18 04:13 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Sex in the missionary position using sriracha as lube, that’s hardcore.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 24 days
Re: I just smelled a burger and fries for the first time. [Re: Robo]
    #25208407 - 05/16/18 04:25 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I never use that one.


--------------------
One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6  [ show all ]


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Your favorite smells!!!
( 1 2 all )
MOTH 3,108 31 09/06/05 03:02 AM
by Vex
* in and out burger.
( 1 2 all )
OneMoreRobot3021 2,031 23 07/15/04 11:57 PM
by Adom
* McDonalds or Burger King?
( 1 2 all )
THE KRAT BARON 2,438 20 05/10/05 07:08 PM
by ignitethefunk
* Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce!
( 1 2 all )
OneMoreRobot3021 4,147 38 12/04/07 07:59 PM
by x2and2makes5
* Sriracha Penguarky Tunguin 922 10 08/28/07 04:11 PM
by altershroom
* we need a new king hardcore
( 1 2 all )
DrunkenAttempt 2,973 28 07/29/06 07:00 AM
by Cepheus
* This pot smells like OneMoreRobot3021 1,170 19 06/16/06 09:55 AM
by PurpleKush
* happy hardcore and ghetto beer Worldbridger 1,165 16 09/03/05 01:30 AM
by coda

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,260 topic views. 4 members, 40 guests and 31 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 13 queries.