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Your best drunk story....
    #2519616 - 04/02/04 04:42 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I love a good drunk story and just thought yall would want to tell some of your best drunk moments...I think most have heard about my last time i drank hard liquor and woke up with my pants down around my ankles...With my front door wide open w/my neighbor mowing his lawn and laughing his ass off....I have some more strange but true drunk encounters :lol:


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Texas is humongus compared to France
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Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519629 - 04/02/04 04:46 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

You'd have to ask my friends to tell all the really good ones.  I don't remember them... :smirk:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519703 - 04/02/04 05:08 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

There is many many a night from my hard drinking days that will never be recalled by me, however leme think of something good...
Aww here we go: We had pulled a beer run at the H.E.B. Huge rush of adrenaline.
Next we went and stole ice from a hotel, got chased off by cleaning ladys.
Down by the river side the beer was consumed-all of it
the evening found us back at the heb shopplifting several packs of Camels.
Out in the parking lot pissing on a car door.
Who are these people? the owners of the car.
Looking for help. David is standing behind me vomiting. Must escape.
The people are debating weather to call the police. No not tonight, since we have a designated driver.
Later when mom comes to pick me up i get yelled at because Mat was fucking sarah in the back seat of the car mom pulled behind.

good times


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519751 - 04/02/04 05:41 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

actually too drunk right now to write my best drunk story for ya... exams coming up soon, so I have to take pleasure in this weekend and "relax my mind, let my conscious be free"! Once I sober up (tomorrow, hopefully... unless the sun is shining and then some nice cold beers and water-pipe sound like a plan!) I'll write my best drunk stories down for ya!


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519809 - 04/02/04 06:04 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I went to Norway when I was 17 on a student exchange. I wasn't "supposed" to drink...but like that ever stopped anyone :smirk:

So I went to this party. I didn't have any alcohol so this one dude gave me two shots of Norwegian moonshine. They said it was about 96% alcohol and it certainly smelled that way. I mixed it with some coke and downed it. Then I was walking around the party and people would say "hey! canadian guy! try some of this!" and give me a drink. The last thing I remember (I think it was about 10pm) was taking another shot of that moonshine, this time straight.

The next thing I remember is waking up in a flower garden. There were flowers all around me. I didn't have my clothes on anymore...but I had someone's clothes on! I was wearing some flowery PJ pants and a tight pink girls tshirt. I picked myself up and noticed that I wasn't at the party. So I stumbled out into the street and noticed a bunch of cars about 9-10 houses down. I walked there and found the party. This was at 2am.

Never did get my clothes back.

Never did find out who the chick was who's clothes I had.

Never did find out anything :smirk:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: trendal]
    #2519854 - 04/02/04 06:25 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha! Norwegian's can certainly be weird... you are lucky you didn't go blind... rumor has it that there is lots of bad moonshine going around... the problem with this moonshine is that the more you drink, the less it tastes horrible, so the more you drink, so the less it tastes horrible, so the more you drink....

i ran into that problem this evening.


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: trendal]
    #2519867 - 04/02/04 06:28 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

I remember another one of my drunkard escapades. We had just gotten outta class when i was at the University Oklahomo and started drinking beer n peppermint snapps....Anyhow i blacked out and when i woke up {about 3am} thet had stacked everything in my dorm room in a almost perfect pyramid on top of me in my bed with my cowboy hat for the topping....this shit was heavy as hell. Well i got up and staggered to the store to buy some aspirin to sooth my pumping head.
The next day i found out i had beat the shit outta this big ass dorm bully and tumped the maids cart on his ass....There was yellow shit everywhere because i had chased everyone around shooting off the extinguisher. The bully had gotten most of the extinguisher stuff according to my buddys and he wouldnt even eat in our on campus cafeteria for the rest of the semester because i told him i would kick his ass even if i caught him in the cafeteria {this dude was fucking big also}...My friends loved the shit outta me after this incident but i never drank snapps again  :crazy:I think it messed up my blood sugar because i dont remember any of this.


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:

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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519924 - 04/02/04 06:55 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

hhahahaa great story.

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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2519933 - 04/02/04 06:59 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

One time, at band camp...


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2520024 - 04/02/04 07:49 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

New Years Eve (about four years ago)



we were throwing this party at our place and this one chick who I really had the hots for was there (who by the way incidentally felt the same way about me - though I of course didn't know it out the time)

anyway -

I'm making these tequila sunrises in these big ass 44oz cups that had like 35oz of tequila and like 5oz OJ and just enough grenedine to give it the proper color...and I slam four of these fuckers in about an hour or so (over a few games of penochle or some shit) then after everyone else is pretty fucked up (and I'm totally fucken wasted) we decide to go watch The Dark Crystal

so anyways -

I'm sitting in one corner of the couch and this chick is all right next to me an shit, and I've got my arm around her with my hand on her shoulder kinda lightly strokin it a bit (bein a pimp right) and out of the corner of my eye I see my one friend kinda wispering something to his woman...she looks over at the two of us and kinda smirks a little, and then she start whispering to someone else

so this goes on for a while with everyone wispering to eachother and lookin back at me with these cheesey ass smirks on their faces and what have you, when I finally get the hint that *something's* going on...so I look down at this girl I'm with and I notice my hand it right square on her tit - my hand is one her tit and I'm rubbing it...in front of everybody

but she just smiles back at me with this look like: "you're just now figuring this out" and I glance back around the room with everyone staring at me like they're on the edge of crackin up...and I just get this whole 'fuck it' attitude and start groping her

everyone starts bustin up laughing (including this chick) and I'm just sitting there squeezing her tit like it's one of those stress balls or some shit...not even caring about what's going on around me, just happy to be feelin a little boobie for a change

anywho -

this goes on for like five minutes right...and everyone is just lookin at me like: "god damn you really are fucked up aren't you" and she's actually starting to seem a little turned on by all of this - so I get this brilliant idea to try an get up and sorta hint at her that maybe we should take it to the bedroom right (trying to be all super smooth about it right) and as I get up I get this mad fucken head rush and next thing I know I'm stumbling towards the john as fast as I can move

so I'm sittin there huggin the toilet for like three fucken hours...and when I finally do come around back to reality - not only is she gone, but I also have all my friends tellin me that she was about two seconds from jumpin my bones when 'IT' happened



so yeah...not only did I miss the chance to score...but I made myself look like a total fuck at the same time  :tongue:









ah yes...the joys of being a horny teen  :smirk:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: Muppet]
    #2520047 - 04/02/04 08:04 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha man i wish i had a good story like that one.


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: trendal]
    #2520120 - 04/02/04 08:59 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Hey Trendal, i had VERY similar experience when I was an exchange student in Norway  :grin:
Something special about that moonshine  :thumbup:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: ivi]
    #2520368 - 04/02/04 10:52 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Those frisky Norwegians :smirk:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: ivi]
    #2520382 - 04/02/04 11:03 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

About two summer ago i was up at my friends place in the hills and we were getting a party all lined up. And finally at about 8pm all teh people have shown up and all the alchol has be brought up and the part kicks off. The night just started off with the beer and teh bud and then a friend of mine who just got back from oregon shows up with three fiths of everclear and i have already had my expireence with this before and at first turned down the everclear and stick with my beer.
Him and a few of my other frieds start to drink on that shit and start getting sloppy drunk in like 10 minutes and half of them passed out. Then about two hours later after all of me and my girlfriends brews are gone(at this point i am very drunk but not gone yet) i look down at a group of my friends passe out in a circle with a half full fith of everclear left, then at this point me and my girl get the great idea of doing stright shots, so we each take two shots and walk around for a little bit and within the next few minutes i go from being nice and drunk to shit faced. So me and my girlfriend started to go at it :thumbup:. and we decide to go off into the woods for some privacy we walk for a few minutes untill we get out far enogh and we start to get in the action, next thing i know i am but naked going at it and i lookup and see that we are in someones backyard and they are looking right at us through the backwindow. and then the next think i notice is that there are headlights pulling into there drive way. Well me and my girl start to put or clothes on and run as fast aswe can to get out of there but theose lights that pulled in were the police and i ended up getting tackled to the ground when i am half naked and getting thrown into the back of the cop car. this was just great. I am drunk as hell half way naked and in the back of a cop car on the way down to the station, at this point i was only seventeen so i didnt get charged for anything just had to call ome for a ride. Just thought you guys might enfoy that one.

Edited by fliped (04/02/04 11:04 PM)

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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: fliped]
    #2520635 - 04/03/04 01:41 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

First time drinking vodka when i was 15.

My big brother had half a 40 pounder(its like 4 liters or sumthing) left(smirnoff). me and my two friend get the great idea of taking it. Now these friends are girls that super cheap drunks, and i had half a Tosix of peach shnopps left. I down the peach piss and then have a little less than a litre of vodka(i think) then go out to a bush part.
I end up passing out in bushes gettin waked up almost falling in a river.

The walk home was very fun.

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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2520797 - 04/03/04 04:33 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

ran from the police and got a cop's lazer sight pointed at my chest...aparently if i didn't put my hands up he would have shot me.

that's probably the best, even though i've been way more drunk...like this new years i woke up in my room on top of my remote control (tv on) with my sweats on, no boxers (i guess i removed my boxers during my blackout) and my dad knocking on the door to wake me up early in the morning for some shit i needed to do. i didn't know how the fuck i got home. i thought i must have gotten a ride from a friend but i actually walked the couple of miles is what my buddies told me.

i also pissed on a cop car once while they were booting everybody from a party that i just came from.

way more...like when i get nuts and punch walls and shit. i'm drunk right now also.


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2521022 - 04/03/04 08:05 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

OK.. I'm sober now and can think about things that have happened in the past :grin:

One funny story I can think of was New Years 2002-2003. I was visiting a friend in Denmark, and the Danes have a reputation for drinking a lot. So we go over to his friend's house to make a dinner for the evening. This is around 4:30 PM... his friend offers us beers and tells us what we can do to help (chop this, wash that, etc). So by the time the meal is cooked, we've had some 6 beers each. Then we sit with his friends, his friend's brother and friends, and his parents - drinking wine and beer and eating for 2 hours. Then we have some desert with more wine and glasses of whisky with cigarettes after the meal. Then his parents go off to some party, and we sit with a bunch of people around the table and play some drinking games (Waterfall, Pyramid, etc... basically card games) for an hour or so... we finish off many many many more beers, and by this time me, being a young and inexperienced american, am really wasted. Then his friend suggests that we go upstairs and begin drinking. This confused me, but I followed them upstairs where we sit with tequila, vodka, rum, whisky, and more beers for chasers. Sitting around for some amount of time taking shot after shot after shot... and these damn Danes were still able to stand on their feet. I passed out at around 11:30, and my friend wakes me up at 11:45 yelling "hey you're gonna miss new years!!!". I stand up, run to the sink, puke my guts out, and then grab a beer that is being held out to me. We stand outside and shoot of a lot of fireworks with tons of drunk people running up and down the street. Then we get in a taxi and head off to a party. Here we sit drinking sambuca and absinth for maybe 1 or 2 hours (its around 2 am now)... then the parent's of the people whose party we are at come home. The father looked EXACTLY like the minister of the socialist party in denmark (i think thats the party... any danes? its the guy with the big beard and the bald head). So we convince him to send his wife to bed and sit and drink with us, which he does. Around 3am we go to ANOTHER party, sit and drink beer after beer after beer. I'm trying to pass out but this girl refuses to let me... each time I doze off she opens a beer, hands it to me, and says "hey you can't let this beer go to waste!". For some reason, this seemed logical to me at the time, so I kept drinking. Around 7am she falls asleep herself, so I am able to as well. But then at 10am my friend wakes me up, and says "hey some stupid people just came to the party, lets go home." I look around and there are people still sitting around drinking... at 10am!!! We stumble out, still really drunk, and go to wait for a bus. After waiting for 30 minutes my friend realizes that the busses won't run because it is 1st of Jan... so we call a taxi, go back to his house, and meet his mother who has just woken up and started making breakfast. I head straight for my bed in his room... and wake up on Jan 2nd.

Danish people drink waaaay too much.


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: Krishna]
    #2521206 - 04/03/04 09:33 AM (19 years, 11 months ago)

good stuff! Ah drunkiness is so fun.

This is my first time getting drunk. Well like wasted drunk.
I was a freshman in highschool. I went up to what we call the mines.
I remember my friend grabing this girls boob and running off into the bushes, he thought he was sneaky or something. I remember drinking five beers and shot guning three more after that. So all the beers are gone... me and the titty pincher walk off to my house. We are up on a big hill and I get tired of walking so I deicde to try barrel rolling down the road. I did that for a while. Then my friend is like dude I am walking faster then you its not working. So I get up. We get to my house and I puke all over my pants. My friend goes inside and goes to bed. My mom hears us. So she comes down and is like," wheres my son?" so hes like out side. So mean while I pu ked on my pants so pull off my pants but my shoes are on so they are around my ankles. My mom comes out as I barf in my pants. Yeah she rubbed my back and put me to bed. I was a mess.

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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: OldSpice]
    #2526151 - 04/04/04 10:56 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

Last night ><

Alou- you catch the moon? It was blue for a few hours after midnight. very odd

Party was sposed to be at bobbys house, so all three carloads role up to the house at the same time, and his mom comes out pissed as fuck. nobody had bothered to ask bobby first.
After scattering and regrouping at the local drive in eatery, we end up driving to somebodys *spot* out in the woods. somebody had a plant growing out there,
it looked buetiful in the moonlight. everybody left cept i and three homies.
after polishing off all but the last of the beer.  Voices are heard near the trail along with a barking dog, and what sounded like a cop car "BLIPP"ing
Set out through the woods like rabbits. Huge loud drunk rabbits.
I had an Oz in me pocket so i wasn't stickin around to be searched nor tossing my shit into the darkness.        almost decided to wade through the creek to shake the dogs sent, but thought better of it.    After a mile of running through deep wood we stopped and decided the best course of action would be to wait in silence for about 10 minutes than circle back around.
Got back and the beer was un-disturbed. Nobody had come down the trail.
Our godam drunken paranoia had made asses of us all! oh well nobody got busted so its kinda funny.
Finished the night ransaking ******'s moms kitchen like Atilla the huns hoard, and passed out to Kids in the halls=brain candy :wexican:


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Re: Your best drunk story.... [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2526179 - 04/04/04 11:15 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

finished a handle with three friends...at one point we were so drunk we mixed the vodka with mouthwash!!  so drunk that i poured a mixed drink in a juice bottle for the walk and tossed it to my friend in my room.  he missed, it crash landed on my roommates shoe collection and spilled everywhere cause i forgot to put the top on it :thumbup:

walked around my college area to show my visiting friends frat row.  we turned around at one point for reasons unknown and started walking back to my room.

on the way back my friend started yelling at some girls so we go over to talk to them and their two guyfriends.  my buddy says something to piss off the girls and one of them starts getting in his face and he tries to push her back but he's so drunk that he pushes her really hard.  i was so drunk that i didn't even see it happen.  the two dudes got all pissed but since they live in my dorm building i didn't want a fight to break out. 

we end up making peace with them and they walk away.  when they are a good 50 yards away my friend starts yelling at them again...LOL...so they yell back and we just laugh and laugh.  we walked back to the dorm a couple minutes later and we are confronted by the same two dudes and like 4 of their friends, including my roommate. 

they inform us that its not cool to hit girls and shit like that.  i tried to stop anything from happening but i was so drunk that it wasn't working.  at one point i noticed that there was a large crowd building, but that's all i really understood about those events, i didn't know what was happening.  all i know is that my friends and i left and went back up to my room.

after you get off the elevator there is a balcony area overlooking the front of the building (where the group from a few minutes ago was outside hanging out).  my instagating friend proceeds to yell at them again from the balcony and some RA walks out and asks what's going on and i said "somebody tried to fight us" all drunk and sloppily then i went back up to my room and passed out. 

i chilled with my friends the next morning and learned that he was wrestling with one of the guys (that's why the crowd gathered) but i was standing there the whole time and didn't notice it.  he punched the dude but the dude didn't hit back.  i have no memory of that...we were pissed...it was fucking great.  GOOD TIMES!!!


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