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naturalistic123



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I also am a subscriber to the wonders of shroom tea. Its seriously amazing, it's hard to comprehend being able to get all that good shit into a tasteless liquid that you can flavor anyway you like. Although its hard to imagine all that good shit being inside of a mushroom anyway.
Tea is the shit, it's the only way I take shrooms now. It hits much quicker, is way easier on the body, and is just a more fluid, easy yet intense experience. Its mah fave.
Next time I brew some up which will be this weekend, i think i'm going to do a different take on it.
Ever since I was a kid, i've always loved "tang". For those of you who don't know, its a powder sort of like kool aid or sunny d powder, just way fuggen better. I think i'll brew up the tea, boil it down some, and make a big ice cold glass of sugary sweet shroom tang!
-------------------- Ὡς οὖν εἴπεν αὐτοῖς ὅτι Ἐγώ εἰμι, ἀπῆλθον εἰς τὰ ὀπίσω, καὶ ἔπεσον χαμαί.
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pixelpopper
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fruit punch
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Whiskey Man
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The nausea is coming in waves. I usually yark soo...
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Humble Newcomer
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I dosed last night by a method that wasn't tea for the first time since I can remember
I made some badass tempered chocolates with 1.75g in each, my friends all love them but I've always been a fan of tea.
I get it down so quickly, and I swear, I can feel it start coming on in five or ten minutes, every time I say no that's too fast it can't be it hitting me but it is the tiniest little rise in my gut that slowly gets stronger and stronger and over 20minutes it grows Til it hits my head and the heaviness hits, the body load. Rarely any nausea rarely any stomach issues. Hits like a brick wall
Last night it took probably an hour to come on, it had more of the comes and goes in waves that I remember from childhood when I used to eat them dried, and I ended up with chocolate burps and stomach issues all today.
So even as deliciously dangerous and convenient as these are, tea is still my number one. Plus I wanna reduce it and make jello shots or a jello jiggly cake with fruit in it one day
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naturalistic123



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I'm sorry, but a jiggly jello cake with shrooms in it sounds disgusting. When I read that, an image came into my mind of a grandma holding out a jiggly jello shroom cake on a silver platter with little bits of red and green and mushrooms and molds on the grandma, and when I thought about the grandma, the thought of being old came into my mind and since when things get old they mold, then I thought of mold all over this jiggly jello grandma shroom cake.
Yuck.
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Humble Newcomer
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Well I can't be blamed for the stupid shit your brain comes up with.
Why would a jello cake mold? And why would there be shrooms in it, there are tiny dices of pineapple and melon suspended in the crystal clear dessert. It would be a clear green jiggly cake with delicious fruit in it. It would glisten in the light and make people happy. It would look exactly like a non psychoactive jello jiggly cake and yet contain an ounce or more of magic.
And it wouldn't mold, jello doesn't mold
I dunno what to say about the molds on the grandma or some if that other craziness you be typing, you don't want to try it, don't try it.
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naturalistic123



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I mean you made it sound alot better when you said it would have delicious fruit in it and glisten in the light and would make people happy. I can get down with that.
And its not stupid for a brain to come up with grandmas holding jiggly jello cakes, they are the ones who make it and own it.
-------------------- Ὡς οὖν εἴπεν αὐτοῖς ὅτι Ἐγώ εἰμι, ἀπῆλθον εἰς τὰ ὀπίσω, καὶ ἔπεσον χαμαί.
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Enkidu
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Woah someone got offended
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Humble Newcomer
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Not to thread jack but I think you envisioned jello with dried fruits packed in it or even a nasty grandma fruitcake since u said red and green
I've only seen these in the office when Jim puts Dwight's stapler in a giant jello ring
I like being creative
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Re: Making Shroom Tea [Re: Enkidu]
#25224537 - 05/24/18 12:51 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol, I did, I had such a beautiful picture in my head at that moment when someone just trashed my idea and called it moldy
And it wasn't even the point, lol, ppl in this thread have gotten moody about me de railing threads before so I'll just go away
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Enkidu
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Naw you're good bro 
Maybe just chill a bit it's not that serious 
I know for a fact he definitely didn't mean to offend you
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Re: Making Shroom Tea [Re: Enkidu]
#25224543 - 05/24/18 12:54 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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No, not him.
I agree totally
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Enkidu
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Only on here cause I woke up on the middle of the night for this really long 
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Edited by Enkidu (05/24/18 12:57 AM)
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naturalistic123



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No, no, I apologize. I did not mean to offend, nor to derail the thread. Let us return to the subject at hand.
It still is mind boggling to me how the mushrooms just so easily transfer the magic to a tea. I was having a conversation with a friend at work about the tea, since I recently just discovered it. At first he didn't even beleive it would work, so I made him up a nice little two gram baggie with coffee filters and some simple instructions which I found here. Hopefully he will try it this weekend and be a tea convert.
In my opinion, it's really the best way to go!
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It's real late here so Im cranky and at fault for sure.
I converted my buddy into a tea drinker the other night, he's eaten dried for years but like most people never tried tea bc of fear of losing actives with the heat.
I used to eat the fruits after boiling bc of that same fear and moan through it in disgust but no longer.
Another great thing about being the cultivator is that even if there was a little loss in potency who cares. It's so clean fast and effective.
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mullugh
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Quote:
Whiskey Man said:

The nausea is coming in waves. I usually yark soo...
How did you get on dude? Any yarking? Any barking?
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RomeoPapa
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Re: Making Shroom Tea [Re: mullugh]
#25224923 - 05/24/18 07:51 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dat muh fuckin tea doe. I like that shit! I also like the 1 to 1.5 gram casual doses. Not every experience needs to be an earth shattering, ego loss, spiritual awakening.
Gonna have a bon fire this weekend. It will be a good time to pass some magic tea around.
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Whiskey Man
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Re: Making Shroom Tea [Re: RomeoPapa]
#25224972 - 05/24/18 08:17 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Puked once. Wrestled with nausea for about 30 more mins. Aaaaand tripped mildly. I expected more.
-------------------- Amateur drinksmith. Professional drunk. "This hobby isn't fun anymore. Its science! No fun allowed!" -me after eating my first grow.
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mushboy
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Grow more potent shroomies like the penis
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Whiskey Man
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Re: Making Shroom Tea [Re: mushboy]
#25224995 - 05/24/18 08:26 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
mushboy said: Grow more potent shroomies like the penis
These were the penis. Which is why im surprised.
-------------------- Amateur drinksmith. Professional drunk. "This hobby isn't fun anymore. Its science! No fun allowed!" -me after eating my first grow.
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