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OfflineVeihler
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drunk throws darts at gf
    #25163602 - 04/25/18 02:53 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)



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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Veihler] * 1
    #25163698 - 04/25/18 04:40 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Meh. I've seen better.


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Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Veihler] * 1
    #25163836 - 04/25/18 08:24 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

:rules:


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25163846 - 04/25/18 08:33 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

there are no rulez nemoore.  you can cite this if you get banned.  you won't though.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: unam sanctum] * 1
    #25163864 - 04/25/18 08:45 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

No worries. I blew the whistle on poster #2.


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Not Responding]
    #25163882 - 04/25/18 08:54 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

lol pretty sure you're safe


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25163888 - 04/25/18 08:58 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Damn you kids really play on the boundaries. Back in my days we just fingered each other.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Stratocaster]
    #25163892 - 04/25/18 09:00 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

I like to finger things/people.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25163903 - 04/25/18 09:06 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

I like to make jokes about fingering my guitar but people keep reminding me she’s barely 10 years old.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25163985 - 04/25/18 09:56 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I like to make jokes about fingering my guitar but people keep reminding me she’s barely 10 years old.






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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Violet Wizard]
    #25163992 - 04/25/18 09:59 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Violet Wizard said:
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XLCaps said:
I like to make jokes about fingering my guitar but people keep reminding me she’s barely 10 years old.









boo you motherfucker


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25163996 - 04/25/18 10:01 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Oh man oh boy what a cool teeny response.
I'm a man so I re-fret and fix guitars and sell them for a profit to dumbfuks.
Finger that boyfriend.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Stratocaster]
    #25163999 - 04/25/18 10:03 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

your name is based on a guitar.  what do you do, tune them?  build them?

edit: I can't read.


Edited by unam sanctum (04/25/18 10:21 AM)


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Violet Wizard] * 1
    #25164110 - 04/25/18 11:09 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

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Violet Wizard said:
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XLCaps said:
I like to make jokes about fingering my guitar but people keep reminding me she’s barely 10 years old.








ur the crab


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #25164139 - 04/25/18 11:23 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

According to your title your the octopus fucking starfish... id rather be the crab.


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Violet Wizard]
    #25164146 - 04/25/18 11:26 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Just wait until I get my beak around ur thin bent claws


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Re: drunk throws darts at gf [Re: Veihler]
    #25168144 - 04/27/18 01:44 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

love how the dumb mutherfucker throws a third dart after she plucks the one out of her eye while eye juice runs down her face.


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