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InvisibleShroomymancer
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Re: I want a sheekle tie dye that comes with a free prize inside the pocket [Re: NothingsChanged] * 6
    #25144850 - 04/17/18 05:25 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Shaved his junk and asks all the ladies if they want to see his bald eagle


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InvisibleBattyKodaS
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Registered: 09/11/17
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] * 2
    #25145016 - 04/17/18 07:59 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Scratches his buttcrack...and smells it.

Edit: And Apple's eats his boogers.


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: BattyKoda] * 3
    #25145420 - 04/17/18 11:29 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

is not very good at this


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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25145435 - 04/17/18 11:35 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

likes to point out the obvious...


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OfflineXUL
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby] * 4
    #25145436 - 04/17/18 11:36 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Is a crack baby.


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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: XUL] * 1
    #25145442 - 04/17/18 11:38 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:sad:


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InvisibleDoalrite
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby] * 3
    #25145450 - 04/17/18 11:41 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

You are worse at life than me


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite] * 2
    #25145461 - 04/17/18 11:47 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:awepreciation:


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby] * 2
    #25145499 - 04/17/18 12:09 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

needs a hug


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OfflineMaverick
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25145550 - 04/17/18 12:30 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

An insult...

You suck as bad as I do.  Hah!






That kinda hurt.

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InvisibleSham87
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #25145771 - 04/17/18 02:14 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

maverick has no dick, who woulda thought dude was a chick?


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InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25146044 - 04/17/18 04:44 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Is a total sham


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InvisibleMercurious
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Registered: 04/01/18
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: ServantOfBaphomet] * 2
    #25146061 - 04/17/18 04:53 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Contracted gonorrhea at a HIM concert, summer of '02.


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious] * 2
    #25146134 - 04/17/18 05:30 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Spread gonorrhea at a HIM concert, summer of '02

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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] * 1
    #25146148 - 04/17/18 05:36 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Licked banana whipped topping off the tip of a slim Jim. Said it reminds him of his ex lover.


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] * 3
    #25146154 - 04/17/18 05:40 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

is upvoting all of this garbage


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #25146158 - 04/17/18 05:41 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Stalker


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InvisibleShroomymancer
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25146163 - 04/17/18 05:43 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

There once was a dude named Sham
who liked the cooking spray, Pam
It was oily and slick
so he sprayed it on his dick
and his taint turned to muddy brown jam


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InvisibleShroomymancer
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] * 1
    #25146165 - 04/17/18 05:43 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Damnit madhatter!


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] * 2
    #25146169 - 04/17/18 05:44 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

lol stole your thunder from down under :lol:


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