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InvisibleGarrettTheThief
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: sprinkles]
    #25139775 - 04/14/18 11:54 PM (9 months, 4 days ago)

Mine definitely would make you hurl chunks! I got cat-dick. (Penis Spikes not warts!).

Edit: I'm not even kidding, I got a less evolved dick.


Edited by GarrettTheThief (04/15/18 12:07 AM)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: GarrettTheThief]
    #25139946 - 04/15/18 02:12 AM (9 months, 4 days ago)

Well I mean,  you Gotta show us now!


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #25139985 - 04/15/18 02:36 AM (9 months, 4 days ago)

Yeah, let's see this monstrosity


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #25140194 - 04/15/18 06:36 AM (9 months, 3 days ago)

I heard there was supposed to be hot dicks around here, WHERE DEY AT

Also, where is the tit thread, you slackers?



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InvisibleGarrettTheThief
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Mercurious]
    #25140729 - 04/15/18 12:33 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

Hard or soft? If you want hard you are going to have to wait for the unlikely scenario something will turn me on.


Edited by GarrettTheThief (04/15/18 12:52 PM)


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: GarrettTheThief]
    #25141068 - 04/15/18 03:01 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

oh my goodness i love your signature so hard.  so hard!


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #25141294 - 04/15/18 04:37 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

I'll contribute to this mess






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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #25141591 - 04/15/18 07:14 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
I'll contribute to this mess









Damn son did you nair your junk? Looking at your pic makes me feel like a pedophile


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #25141605 - 04/15/18 07:24 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

My trimmers pretty awesome, can comfortably shave without cuts or scrapes

Definitely prefer being clean shaved, for my own sake as much as for sex stuff


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #25141622 - 04/15/18 07:31 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

It's nice to not have a facefull of hair when you bury a dick in your throat


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #25141653 - 04/15/18 07:44 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

I used to like hair in a naive naturalist way, but pubes are just gross and unnecessary, fsm's great mistake


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #25141666 - 04/15/18 07:51 PM (9 months, 3 days ago)

Nothing like a stray hair tickling your uvula to turn a blow job into dry heaving.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods] * 3
    #25142312 - 04/16/18 01:28 AM (9 months, 3 days ago)

OK JSB your turn



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
    #25143051 - 04/16/18 01:02 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

i wish I had a penis. I should have saved it, i didnt even think about it when I cut mine off a few years ago, then I drilled a hole in my taint when I lost a bunch of weight.  I dont have to wipe my ass with a rag on the end of a stick anymore now that my arms will reach back there.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: sprinkles]
    #25143802 - 04/16/18 06:57 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

Id never give my cock up

:flexin:


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? *DELETED* [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #25209766 - 05/17/18 10:52 AM (8 months, 2 days ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: Shouldn't  have posted it


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #178]
    #25209798 - 05/17/18 11:04 AM (8 months, 2 days ago)

Trim, maybe..but don't shave it.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: 1234go]
    #25210203 - 05/17/18 02:20 PM (8 months, 2 days ago)

Lol thats a pornstar tool.
Such a shame you never see those uncut.
Seen one or two pics but never videos.
Isn't it practically impossible to become successful in porn when uncut?
Other than that the above is a one in thousands genetic.

It's a bit like winning that amazing high end sports car and upon the festive, public, event of handing it over, an employee empties a bucket of sand into the transmission and wishes you lots of fun cause not even one in thousand got such an amazing ride.

It's kind of a relief, that the american public stays uneducated on this topic, cause I know I'd be bitter. My father for example is, cause he lost his foreskin to disease and stupidity.


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? *DELETED* [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 2
    #25210316 - 05/17/18 03:04 PM (8 months, 2 days ago)

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Reason for deletion: Shouldn't have posted it


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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #178] * 2
    #25211545 - 05/18/18 12:43 AM (8 months, 2 days ago)

I have posted this on the shroomery before, but I think it fits better in this Thread :hehehe:

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