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Quick equation
#25124532 - 04/08/18 10:21 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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A husband and wife are discussing the money that was left by the "tooth fairy" for their daughter, 10.00. A 5.00 and 5 1.00.
The husband looks at the wife and says, "in going to sneak back into the room and take 5.00 back.".
They both 
He then says, "she's going to wake up with only 3.00.".
Where did the other 2.00 go?
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Husband took 7 cuz he cant count?
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Re: Quick equation [Re: Veihler]
#25124629 - 04/08/18 11:13 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."-Marvin Heemeyer 𝓐 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓪 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 '𝓮𝓶, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓫𝓮.
     𝓣𝓱𝔂 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮 𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓮
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The 5 - 1.00 was three dollar coins/bills and four half dollars. He took the $5 bill, the four half dollars, so he took five pieces of currency back leaving her with three dollars in coins/bills (depending on what country this hypothetical 'equation' occurred.
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Where did the other $2.00 go indeed.
However, it doesn't matter after all...does it?? You see, this was never about the money.
It happened many years ago..."Take the toll and keep the stroll," that was the motto. But times were different. It was a new age, a dark age. There was a war on magic, and every night the streets filled with blood and dust. It was no time to live...but there were boundaries. And you never dared to cross any lines. All but one. After being trusted and accepted into another person's home, nonetheless.
He was just a boy then...so helpless.
Look, when there's a contract and a party doesn't hold up their end of the bargain, there must be consequences. A tooth was left under that pillow.
But it had happened long ago. Having grown so old, how could he even assure justice? The father knew the secret to summoning the wretched beast, but how would he even...of course...his daughter.
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Re: Quick equation [Re: shadyy]
#25124879 - 04/09/18 04:56 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Funny answers, but all wrong.
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I skipped math class in high school because of shit like this.
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Quote:
Not Responding said: Funny answers, but all wrong.
so whats the answer
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Re: Quick equation [Re: Veihler]
#25134493 - 04/12/18 11:11 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was thinking I used pretty sound logic there. This must be a trick question.
-------------------- What's the crime if I snort a line, smoke, toke shoot it up all at the same time?
SunnyD said: Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws
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The wife took the 2.00.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Quick equation [Re: shadyy]
#25134961 - 04/13/18 07:15 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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what was the discussion
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