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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 1
#25132958 - 04/12/18 11:01 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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individually wacked off each dick in the bag before selling them off
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
#25132978 - 04/12/18 11:08 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Got to crying when his farmer got sick.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25133054 - 04/12/18 11:49 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Overdosed on Flintstones gummy vitamins
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,030
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25133147 - 04/12/18 12:35 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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thinks fruity pebbles and juicyfruit gum are a good source of real fruit.
Fruit is one of those words that appears weirder and weirder the more you type it
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby]
#25133205 - 04/12/18 12:58 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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summons the ghosts of the most gay people that ever lived so he can become the greatest mega homo who ever existed
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,030
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 1
#25133217 - 04/12/18 01:03 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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what can i say...Liberace and Freddy Mercury ghosts know how to party!
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby]
#25133454 - 04/12/18 03:07 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck yeah they do. Plus Oscar Wilde and Jeffrey Dahmer
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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25133470 - 04/12/18 03:15 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Makes porn gun videos while spanking the monkey
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] 2
#25133477 - 04/12/18 03:18 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Beeps his boop with a froot loop
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TEKs I Like
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BattyKoda
WCA President



Registered: 09/11/17
Posts: 8,021
Loc: Boof Hard Or Go Home
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 2
#25134854 - 04/13/18 05:31 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Snorts Sugar off strippers asses.
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: BattyKoda]
#25134970 - 04/13/18 07:21 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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cants figure that strangers are not into hoppers
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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo] 5
#25137077 - 04/13/18 09:54 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Had a stroke typing his last post
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
#25137089 - 04/13/18 09:57 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Amanita86]
#25137445 - 04/14/18 01:51 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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is the epiphany of fuck wit above all mighty prick
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,030
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25137543 - 04/14/18 03:20 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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sells turkey legs to farmers for half the price of a canned yam
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,830
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 2 hours, 46 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby]
#25137639 - 04/14/18 05:22 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ate potatoes half of but forgot to cook them
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25137956 - 04/14/18 09:22 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Makes lumpy mashed potatoes
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25138027 - 04/14/18 09:59 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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his breasts are full of twigheads lumpy potato sauce
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NothingsChanged
Striving for Excellence


Registered: 05/28/11
Posts: 10,207
Loc: North/Western WA
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
#25138190 - 04/14/18 11:19 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Homie don't you know me? You knew me when you blew me.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: NothingsChanged]
#25138245 - 04/14/18 11:40 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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conceived from his transgender dads urethra
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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