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oreo cookies are good for you * 4
    #25119315 - 04/06/18 08:52 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

oreo cookies are good for you. they contain a gram of omega 3 for every 10 you eat which is the same amount that's in a triple strength fish oil capsule. covers all your omega 3 needs and most western people are extremely lacking in omega 3 from not eating enough fish. it's more about the balance with omega 6 than the amount but most western diets have an overabundance of omega 6 and barely any omega 3. and it's the imbalance that contributes to health issues.

so, if you wanna be a little bit healthier, instead of spending $20 for a month supply of fish oil pills just eat some oreos every day

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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix] * 1
    #25119320 - 04/06/18 08:54 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Oreos healthy?

:whattefuck2:

Cookies n cream is one of my favorite ice creams of all time.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #25119334 - 04/06/18 09:00 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Anything that's touched by Oreos' taste (ice cream etc.) is glorified as 'heaven' by me tongue. Amen.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Eternal Quest]
    #25119407 - 04/06/18 09:30 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I was dreaming about cookies n cream last night


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: cannabinated]
    #25119417 - 04/06/18 09:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I need to try some of these blueberry Oreos I've been hearing about


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix]
    #25119427 - 04/06/18 09:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

10 fucking oreos in one sitting?

Like 30 a week or what?

Enjoy the diabeetus.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix] * 3
    #25119432 - 04/06/18 09:40 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

White flour. check

White sugar. check

Low protein. check

High sodium. check

Zero vitamins. check


Seems like you have your bases covered.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 2
    #25119438 - 04/06/18 09:43 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Ahab McBathsalts said:
10 fucking oreos in one sitting?

Like 30 a week or what?

Enjoy the diabeetus.




10 Oreos is nothing:lol:

I used to destroy whole packages of them in a single sitting

I haven't had them in a long time but I know if I bought some that's what would most likely happen


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #25119454 - 04/06/18 09:50 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I used to destroy OP's mom, but that doesn't mean I should still do it.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #25119470 - 04/06/18 09:58 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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I used to destroy OP's mom, but that doesn't mean I should still do it.



Yeah we all get one turn, mines just about over, the question is whos next in line


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: basqueshaman] * 2
    #25119526 - 04/06/18 10:23 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

first of even if it is true that oreos have omega 3 fatty acids, they only have short-chain omega-3, probably alpha linoleic acid, because they contain no animal products. the amount omega 3 fatty acids that are usable by the human body, EPA and DHA, is about 1/20th of the mass of short chain fatty acids consumed because of conversion inefficiency. so 1 gram of ALA is about 50mg EPA/DHA. second of all 10 oreos is over 500 calories and has a shitload of saturated fat.

just eat fish. tuna is cheap


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #25119668 - 04/06/18 11:42 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
White flour. check

White sugar. check


High sodium. check



Seems like you have your bases covered.



none of that stuff is bad for you. what's bad for you is the lack of essential vitamins and minerals.

here's a study of a man who ate only mcdonalds for 3 months but made sure it included all the essential nutrients he needed. he lost 37 lbs and his colesterol dropped 30%

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2533353/Forget-Super-Size-Me-Man-loses-37lbs-lowers-cholesterol-eating-McDonalds-three-months.html


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix]
    #25119674 - 04/06/18 11:47 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Oreos are vegan

Chia seeds too eat chia

I dont eat oreos


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix]
    #25119678 - 04/06/18 11:51 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

That article also states he started exercising for 45 minutes a day which he didn't do prior...

That definitely doesn't mean fast food is healthy.

Also large amounts of processed sugar is absolutely bad for us. Hence the diabetes epidemic...

Anyways as for oreos, crap like that is a waste of money. It would be way healthier to just eat some foods rich in omegas, like Hemp or fish, etc.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: musiclover420]
    #25119683 - 04/06/18 11:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

don't get me wrong i'm very health conscious eater when it comes to my diet and i hate the taste of sugar and salt. but i do like me some oreos. oreos/cookies n cream icecream are probably the only junk food/sugary thing i like. i also like shortbread cookies but that's pretty much it


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix]
    #25119689 - 04/07/18 12:00 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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don't get me wrong i'm very health conscious eater when it comes to my diet and i hate the taste of sugar and salt. but i do like me some oreos. oreos/cookies n cream icecream are probably the only junk food/sugary thing i like. i also like shortbread cookies but that's pretty much it




There's nothing wrong with some candy occasionally but that doesn't make it good for us :lol:

I used to eat those orio cake things very rarely, but for some reason oreos have always grossed me out. Some orio icecream is good though.

Now I try and stick to dark chocolate as that is actually healthy, cacao is good for the heart. Plus it has some mild psychoactive effects that go great with cannabis :awesomenod:


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: musiclover420]
    #25119693 - 04/07/18 12:02 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

i like the oreo "thins" that have like only half a teaspoon of frosting in it so it's barely noticeable. frosting is something that really grosses me out and actually makes me cringe

i eat a lot of fish actually and generally stay away from processed food and red meat because my body doesn't handle it well; it always gives me indigestion and heartburn. i ate a reese's peanut butter cup the other day which is probably the first time i've had candy in over a decade. i got crazy heartburn that lasted almost 48 hours

oh i do enjoy dark chocolate but it has to have verryyy little sugar in it. i like the buzz it gives me it's similar to caffeine but more mellow and gives me a sense of calm and serenity


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Envix] * 2
    #25119700 - 04/07/18 12:10 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Yes raw cacao :heart:

Feels so good will make you super happy

I eat junk sometimes too it is ok other night i ate a whole V cheese cake in my sleep

Smokeing a bunch of huckleberry cookies

It made me wake up on the couch with a ripped open bag of chocolate chips was so funny got yelled at

Like you fuckin bum pick it up no dogs arpund good thing


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: watermelon mon] * 2
    #25119705 - 04/07/18 12:15 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Happy birthday OP!

:birthday:

Oreos are good for people because they make people smile.


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Re: oreo cookies are good for you [Re: Plain]
    #25119774 - 04/07/18 01:09 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

happy birthday op. oreos are vegan cuz they're made entirely of chemicals


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