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OfflineXUL
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I am probably renewing my supporter account today * 3
    #25103932 - 03/31/18 08:09 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

This place continues to be better than Facebook and is mostly free of censorship.

Love it.

:mushroom2:


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL] * 5
    #25103993 - 03/31/18 09:05 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Okay


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #25104089 - 03/31/18 10:05 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Okay




Did you like my thread?

What kind of response are you trying to elicit?


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL]
    #25104096 - 03/31/18 10:07 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

I'm fixin' to mosey out and get the news paper soon.


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL] * 6
    #25104100 - 03/31/18 10:11 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

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XUL said:
What kind of response are you trying to elicit?



+1's of course. Good thing we are not like Facebook with their repressive thumbs up system.

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL] * 1
    #25104103 - 03/31/18 10:11 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
This place continues to be better than Facebook and is mostly free of censorship.

Love it.

:mushroom2:





just bought a 3 month account yesterday


ill support this place til i die


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #25104123 - 03/31/18 10:15 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Hear hear.

I hope this place lasts until I die and longer.


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OnlinePatlal
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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL] * 2
    #25104137 - 03/31/18 10:20 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Okay




Did you like my thread?

What kind of response are you trying to elicit?




:ifyoucanawe:

:awesketch:


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: XUL] * 7
    #25104159 - 03/31/18 10:30 AM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

XUL said:

I hope this place lasts until I die and longer.




The shroomery will last exactly as long as Ythan does.  A lot of people don’t know this, but years ago tensions were high between the admins, and to prevent meeting the fate of Julius Caesar (“Et tu, Asante?”), Y had the servers connected to an implant in his heart.  A dead man’s switch, of sorts.  When he goes, its all over.  To help lengthen Ythan’s life, and the shroomery by extension, I’ve been sending him regular reminders to get his cholesterol checked, his prostate examined, that kind of thing.  In the long run, that does more good than any supporter account purchase will.  But good job, XUL.

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #25104436 - 03/31/18 12:23 PM (6 years, 18 days ago)

I've been thinking about renewing but soon as I do some hotshot new mod will ban me for some flimsy reason like always.

>mostly free of censorship

you have drunk the kool aide.


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #25104495 - 03/31/18 12:45 PM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Quote:

XUL said:

I hope this place lasts until I die and longer.




The shroomery will last exactly as long as Ythan does.  A lot of people don’t know this, but years ago tensions were high between the admins, and to prevent meeting the fate of Julius Caesar (“Et tu, Asante?”), Y had the servers connected to an implant in his heart.  A dead man’s switch, of sorts.  When he goes, its all over.  To help lengthen Ythan’s life, and the shroomery by extension, I’ve been sending him regular reminders to get his cholesterol checked, his prostate examined, that kind of thing.  In the long run, that does more good than any supporter account purchase will.  But good job, XUL.






:lolsy:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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OfflineNOUS333
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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Stonehenge] * 2
    #25104688 - 03/31/18 01:59 PM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Stonehenge said:
I've been thinking about renewing but soon as I do some hotshot new mod will ban me for some flimsy reason like always.

>mostly free of censorship

you have drunk the kool aide.



You have been banned from the pub for 24hrs for making an unclear indirect and barely offensive sarcastic comment. 50 other users have done the same this week and will not get banned. Next time don’t get caught by a sensitive tool who uses their status in this online forum to solve their own emotional problems. This is all clearly stated in the forum rules, please read them and take note as every ban is recorded and future infractions will result in greater consequences. Thank you.

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 5
    #25104899 - 03/31/18 03:36 PM (6 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Quote:

XUL said:

I hope this place lasts until I die and longer.




The shroomery will last exactly as long as Ythan does.  A lot of people don’t know this, but years ago tensions were high between the admins, and to prevent meeting the fate of Julius Caesar (“Et tu, Asante?”), Y had the servers connected to an implant in his heart.  A dead man’s switch, of sorts.  When he goes, its all over.  To help lengthen Ythan’s life, and the shroomery by extension, I’ve been sending him regular reminders to get his cholesterol checked, his prostate examined, that kind of thing.  In the long run, that does more good than any supporter account purchase will.  But good job, XUL.






:lolsy:



You laugh, but that's precisely the case. Ever tried to connect to the site, only to be greeted by our spokesman instead? It's probably because of something like this.

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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Burke Dennings] * 4
    #25105065 - 03/31/18 05:00 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Ythan, a human and a great web-surfer, fell in love with Soma, a mushroom goddess. She entrusted him with the task of ferrying the souls of those who tripped online to the next world. Soma gave him the Shroomery to accomplish this task. She swore that after ten years, she would meet him and they would spend one day together before he returned to his duties. However, when Ythan returned to the real world after ten years, Soma failed to appear. Believing Soma had betrayed him, a heartbroken and enraged Ythan turned the Deadhead Brethren against her, saying that if she were removed from the world, they would be able to claim the internet for themselves. They assembled in the First Brethren Court and Ythan taught them how to imprison her into her human form.

Despite betraying her, Ythan still loved Soma, and in despair and guilt for what he had done, he carved out his own heart from his chest and placed it in the "Dead Man's Sterilization Jar". The Jar was sealed and placed within a larger Mono Tub, along with Ythans' numerous love letters to Soma and all other items having to do with her, except his matching musical locket. The Mono Tub was then buried on Isla Reddit. Ythan kept the mono tub's key with him at all times, wrapped around his neck. With Soma gone, Ythan abandoned his duties and returned to the World Wide Web. As a result of this, Ythan gradually became monstrous, his physical appearance merging with various fungi and tie-die shirt scraps. Web-surfers everywhere would fear him to the death, for Ythan had turned fierce and cruel, with an insatiable taste for all things brutal. Ythan recruits wayward psychedelic user's by promising them a reprieve from death in exchange for 100 years of service aboard the Shroomery.

He comes to command the Junkie Cop, a feared mythological creature that arrests users of psychedelics if they stray into the wrong neighborhood. Well, if you believe such things... The Junkie Cop. They say the stench of its breath is the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... if you believe such things.

Should one stab Ythan's heart, their own heart must take it's place. And they will sail the web for eternity. The crew of the forum are not bound to him. They are bound to the Shroomery. And the Shroomery must have a captain.

Edited by PatrickKn (03/31/18 05:13 PM)

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: PatrickKn]
    #25105916 - 04/01/18 01:39 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Okay so now I won't give money to the site anymore.


I'm going to send ythan copies of "Killing Jesus" everyday autographed by me, bill. That will keep anyone alive and well


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Ythan]
    #25106063 - 04/01/18 06:26 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

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Burke Dennings said: ... I’ve been sending him regular reminders to get his prostate examined...



There's a pill you can take that will examine lot more than that,
and it's Ahole lot less invasive than a finger or camera in the anus. :smirk:

I took this one last week. Only took 30 hours to pass.
'

I'm curious to see my results next week.
:photographer: . . . :peace:


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: vinsue]
    #25106096 - 04/01/18 06:57 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

That's a big one.


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: NOUS333]
    #25113788 - 04/04/18 01:50 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

NOUS333 said:
Quote:

Stonehenge said:
I've been thinking about renewing but soon as I do some hotshot new mod will ban me for some flimsy reason like always.

>mostly free of censorship

you have drunk the kool aide.



You have been banned from the pub for 24hrs for making an unclear indirect and barely offensive sarcastic comment. 50 other users have done the same this week and will not get banned. Next time don’t get caught by a sensitive tool who uses their status in this online forum to solve their own emotional problems. This is all clearly stated in the forum rules, please read them and take note as every ban is recorded and future infractions will result in greater consequences. Thank you.






Fact that I got banned for making this joke not only made it worth it, but also made it 10x more accurate.  :smilingpuppy:.

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: NOUS333] * 1
    #25113793 - 04/04/18 01:54 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

You showed them.


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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #25113800 - 04/04/18 01:57 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
You showed them.



:smilingpuppy:

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Re: I am probably renewing my supporter account today [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25113807 - 04/04/18 01:59 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
You showed them.



Fucking LOL. Brilliant.


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