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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #25098339 - 03/28/18 09:22 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

My ex used to help with cleaning tubs at first. Then she graduated to cloning and tiger dropping, g2g, pressure cooking, spawning.



That was her first tub. I thought she did a pretty fucking good job.

I confess we made quite a team.



We broke up a year ago but we still talk. Her mom and friends want her to grow but she doubts herself and she's scared of contamination she says.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25098579 - 03/29/18 01:14 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I confess that's badass her mom wants her to grow.

I wish my mom was still alive. We smoked weed together a few times, I went to school out in the PNW basically when I was 18 and saw for thr first time weed that wasn't brown. Weed that had taste, minty goodness. On break from school I drove 1200 miles home with an eighth and smoked my mom out, it was badass to see her see something she'd never seen, esp being a lifelong smoker.

She died when I was 20. But if she was alive I have zero doubt she would eat mushrooms with me. She used to tell us stories about how she took my older brother to a led Zeppelin concert and got him stoned off breast milk or how she and friends tripped off peyote in the 70s.

I confess I just read a beautiful article about cancer patients and terminally ill being given psilocybin and even though they've already lived into their elderly years 70% said it was the most personal experience they ever had. Some took up art classes, others let go of the anguish and anger their diagnosis has caused and they see the beauty in their final days and embrace death.

I confess I'd give $2500 right now to fry my ass off with my mom

I have an older brother left and that's all the blood I share in this world now.

Don't lose the change to ask your parents all those questions no one else can answer.

Real talk.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Humble Newcomer]
    #25098581 - 03/29/18 01:16 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Humble Newcomer]
    #25098597 - 03/29/18 01:26 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Just shared a cup of tea with my brother, it had a g each and a squeeze of lemon in it. Pretty mild, but it was only a g. Happy it's noticeable, and I found it funny he asked when it would kick in and fell asleep half an hr later.

Edited by Failboat (03/29/18 01:26 AM)

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Failboat]
    #25098682 - 03/29/18 03:13 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I confess I just finished harvesting a tub that I started with kind of a grumpy attitude.
It was canopy where the fruits were packed in so tight the fruits couldn’t even move they were wedged together like sardines. I’m ashamed to admit that instead of focusing on that I was seeing that they were not more than 2.5 inches tall.
By the half way point I was smiling and appreciating the bounty, the beauty of those contorted and twisted fruits... and imagining the fantastic journeys in them. They cast a spell on me without even a nibble!



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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #25098815 - 03/29/18 06:05 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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PsiloPsychIn said:
I confess I just finished harvesting a tub that I started with kind of a grumpy attitude.
It was canopy where the fruits were packed in so tight the fruits couldn’t even move they were wedged together like sardines. I’m ashamed to admit that instead of focusing on that I was seeing that they were not more than 2.5 inches tall.
By the half way point I was smiling and appreciating the bounty, the beauty of those contorted and twisted fruits... and imagining the fantastic journeys in them. They cast a spell on me without even a nibble!





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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #25098816 - 03/29/18 06:06 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

That is just so god damn dense. My grows, even the densest, look like archipelagos in comparison.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #25098863 - 03/29/18 06:49 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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PsiloPsychIn said:
I confess I just finished harvesting a tub that I started with kind of a grumpy attitude.
It was canopy where the fruits were packed in so tight the fruits couldn’t even move they were wedged together like sardines. I’m ashamed to admit that instead of focusing on that I was seeing that they were not more than 2.5 inches tall.
By the half way point I was smiling and appreciating the bounty, the beauty of those contorted and twisted fruits... and imagining the fantastic journeys in them. They cast a spell on me without even a nibble!






Whoa; nice!

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Mycolorado]
    #25098878 - 03/29/18 07:01 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I pre confess that I am going to have an 'italian shower' today before doing G2G. Alcohol bath with a mopine. Yup. Lazy AF.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #25099053 - 03/29/18 09:02 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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mopine.




whats that a dish rag?

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #25099071 - 03/29/18 09:10 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Washcloth...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #25099076 - 03/29/18 09:11 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

:shrug::cheers:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #25099079 - 03/29/18 09:13 AM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I was going to google it but I'm too tired.

Good for you for tripping with your brother. Not much bonds people like tripping together, it's a real shame experiences like that are widely illegal and missed out on but yet drunk driving and wife beating is an acceptable byproduct of the substances that are allowed.

I confess that makes little sense


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Humble Newcomer]
    #25100519 - 03/29/18 07:04 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

Just a couple of days left for the contest folks. There could be an APE swab in the mix!
Rules & Theme are at the bottom of the first page.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #25100531 - 03/29/18 07:07 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I confess, I regret being more critical of other people's work than my own


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #25100532 - 03/29/18 07:08 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I confess,  I'm usually drunk when I post.  I drink around 12 bud a day after work.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #25100540 - 03/29/18 07:09 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I confess I was grinding up shrooms in my coffee grinder. I took the lid off too quickly and inhaled a huge cloud of shroom dust. Weird dreams last night, man.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist *DELETED* [Re: Asura]
    #25100572 - 03/29/18 07:31 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

I could use some nice dreams.  I'm goin in on some tea solo one of these nights soon

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Tmethyl]
    #25100783 - 03/29/18 09:24 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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I asked my GF to wash 40 quart jars once.
I worded it nicely though, "feel like washing some jars?"
Her face: :girlofdisapproval:
Shortly after, I washed 40 quart jars.



Yeah, I tried sneaking some in with supper dishes, guess who got to wash dishes that night.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25100788 - 03/29/18 09:26 PM (5 years, 10 months ago)

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elasticaltiger said:
My ex used to help with cleaning tubs at first. Then she graduated to cloning and tiger dropping, g2g, pressure cooking, spawning.



That was her first tub. I thought she did a pretty fucking good job.

I confess we made quite a team.



We broke up a year ago but we still talk. Her mom and friends want her to grow but she doubts herself and she's scared of contamination she says.



She kicked ass, I love those fat marshmallow knots at the base of some shrooms.


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